After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!

Chapter 545 - 532: Lantern Festival Trending Jokes

After a Contractual Marriage, Little Taotie Went Viral!

Chapter 545 - 532: Lantern Festival Trending Jokes

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Chapter 545: Chapter 532: Lantern Festival Trending Jokes

[Pregnancy is either eating a lot or not at all. I’ve watched her live stream all day and didn’t see any discomfort. No morning sickness or any reaction. If she’s pregnant, I’ll stand on my head to wash my hair.]

[I don’t think she’s pregnant either. No morning sickness and can’t eat anything? Look at how happily she’s eating, no signs of pregnancy at all. When a certain big star was pregnant, she walked very lightly, scared to make any big movements. I even saw Qin Yun planning to lift a big pot of dumplings earlier! If Emperor Pei hadn’t stopped her, she would have definitely gone for it.]

[What kind of careless pregnant woman is that?]

[Don’t overthink it. Considering Bro’s character, wanting to subtly show off, if she were really pregnant, he’d announce it on Weibo immediately, no way he’d hold it in.]

[No way, there’s also a saying that you can’t announce it before three months, it’s bad luck.]

[Really? Do people still believe in these superstitions?]

[Better safe than sorry, right?]

...

That evening, Qin Yun making dumplings shot up to the hot search.

Everyone in the circle sighed.

Qin Yun truly has the constitution for trending, whatever she does can directly hit the hot search. Some people go to great lengths for exposure and traffic, yet can’t match her making dumplings at home.

Of course, there was something hilariously funny too.

Following Qin Yun’s dumpling-making on the hot search was news about A City clinics being overwhelmed. Doctors had to return to work at night, and those lining up for emergency visits late at night all complained of stomach discomfort from the dumplings.

"I’m dying of laughter. How can such a funny thing happen? Some of Qin Yun’s fans turned your dumpling delivery into all kinds of jokes, even making it to the hot search."

Zheng Qian, holding documents, was reporting to Pei Yan. After the dumplings were sent out yesterday, Pei Yan told Zheng Qian to keep an eye on the situation at all times.

Since the dumplings were only sent to fans in A City, monitoring it wasn’t too hard. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶

"You know what? There’s even a fan who wrote about meeting another fan in the hospital, and they ended up holding hands while getting IV drips. It’s killing me with laughter. You really have the kind of fans your main does. Sister Yun’s fans are unmatched."

Zheng Qian sighed, having never encountered such bizarre fans in all his years in the circle.

"Of course, your fans have stirred up quite a few memes too."

Zheng Qian laughed until his face stiffened, showing Pei Yan some screenshots of the funnier posts online.

"Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter! To complete the whole story, some of Qin Yun’s fans discovered someone wanted to say the dumplings were made by you guys, so they blocked the person’s mouth, claiming the kid was food poisoned and delirious. The fan went home with finger marks on their face this morning."

Unexpectedly, the matter turned out to be true. It was just that the delivery personnel sent it to the wrong room. It turned out both were fans, one of Qin Yun and the other Pei Yan. They thought they were about to get scolded, only to find out they were on the same side.

This incident attracted quite some attention, with reports saying both parties even exchanged contact details. People on Weibo were anticipating further developments between the two.

Strangely though, after noon, the kid who posted on Weibo didn’t update anymore.

Everyone thought something had happened to him.

Then, someone in the know revealed he had gone on a date, and it was with the girl who covered his mouth.

The development of the situation was astonishing.

[Dang, I’m stuffed from lunch! Force-fed a bowl of dog food now.]

[Such a dramatic twist.]

[I nearly thought it was a made-up story by a marketing account, who knew a delivery person would confirm it’s true.]

[I’m dying of laughter. Just because of a dumpling, someone found a wife. What kind of magical setup is this? Is Qin Yun a matchmaker reincarnated? I definitely need to join Qin Yun’s live stream grab bag next time. If I get one, I’ll definitely find a wife.]

[Are you treating Qin Yun like a wish-granting tree?]

[Why not try it? How would you know if it works unless you try?]

Many fans unanimously decided to wait for matchmaking in Qin Yun’s live stream, but Qin Yun didn’t update for quite a while.

Soon, news came out that the short drama section on cilicili was launching.

This news caught people in the circle off guard.

It wasn’t just Qin Yun who saw the trend of short dramas. Many were interested, but Qin Yun quickly settled all the details and was the first to launch.

This news spread, and many investors approached Qin Yun wanting to collaborate, but Qin Yun turned them all down, handing it over entirely to Yang Leqi.

Yang Leqi, having no plans for the year, thought it would be easier. Little did she know, she’d be busy like crazy right after the New Year, not even having time to go home to sleep, frequently working through videos with Wang Sirui until late at night.

Wang Sirui felt sorry for her, often bringing her late-night snacks after finishing work at night.

Yet no matter how much Yang Leqi ate, she wouldn’t gain weight, much to Wang Sirui’s envy.

"What’s there to envy? You don’t have a close friend like Sister Yun."

Yang Leqi proudly declared how lucky she was to know Qin Yun and have a good relationship with her, eating without gaining weight, envied by many.

Even Wang Sirui was jealous of her.

Wang Sirui thought Yang Leqi was too thin and was planning a big surprise to help her maintain good health to participate more.

Yang Leqi waved her hand nonchalantly, "I don’t want to gain weight. I’m fine like this."

Wang Sirui was anxious, "Didn’t you plan to have kids with Sister Yun? You need to take care of your health, even though you’re busy with work. Can’t you pay more attention to your health?"

After rushing three announcements, coming back with late-night snacks for Yang Leqi past one in the morning, he was irritated by Yang Leqi’s words, so his voice was a bit loud.

Yang Leqi immediately felt wronged, her eyes reddening as she looked at Wang Sirui, "Are you scolding me?"

"I didn’t."

Wang Sirui denied, but seeing Yang Leqi’s pitiful look, his heart softened, and he sighed saying, "Leqi, no one can stay with you your whole life. Only your health is your best security, understood?"

"I..."

"Be good, baby, I’m not saying you have to gain weight, just be healthy."

Wang Sirui’s brother suffered from stomach issues due to ignoring his health early during his entrepreneurial days, now in bad condition.

Seeing Yang Leqi neglect her health made him a bit angry.

Yang Leqi apologized, "I’m... sorry."

Listening to Wang Sirui’s explanation, she felt she was indeed ungrateful, but couldn’t stomach Wang Sirui scolding her.

"It’s okay, I’ll remind you to eat on time from now on."

After Wang Sirui showed relief that she acknowledged her mistake and wanted to change, Yang Leqi turned cold.

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