After Breaking the Persona, I Reach the Peak of My Life
Chapter 1194 - 1191
When everything returned to calm, the brilliant blue and red flashed in his starry eyes, the wilderness instantly disappeared without a trace, reverting to the previous military training space layout.
With one foot, he hooked over a chair, sat sideways on it, and Bi Xia, crossing his legs, toyed with the small pistol in his hand, casually saying, "Come out, it’s not like anything will happen to you."
cautiously poked his head out. Don’t be fooled by his high spirits during Bi Xia’s training; once training’s over, 007 reverts to his true nature—timid in front of Bi Xia.
Giving a dry laugh, he clambered onto Bi Xia’s shoulder, thinking he should be safe here... After all, the Great One wouldn’t hit him, right?
rubbed his hands together, saying, [Great One, the training results were impressive. I didn’t expect this gun could transform into a long-barreled cannon.]
Bi Xia: ...
Raising an eyebrow, "You mean... you didn’t know?"
[...Yeah, yeah...]
Bi Xia smiled, "Then why did you bring me so many planes, expecting me to pass the training?"
007: [...Uh... well, what I thought was... if you could shoot down one fighter jet, that’d be considered a pass... then, hehe, surviving ten minutes unscathed in a hail of bullets...]
Bi Xia: ...
Taking a deep breath, Bi Xia suddenly raised his hand and slapped his shoulder, because 007, thinking Bi Xia wouldn’t actually hit him, was defenseless and got slapped right off, landing on the ground bewildered and clueless about what just happened.
"Next time make the passing conditions clear," Bi Xia wobbled his leg and said, "making me act so violently, if someone saw, it’d really ruin my image."
007: ...Anyway, there’s no one else here!
And no one noticed when a streak of crimson gold flashed across the space briefly, then gradually dimmed, disappearing without a trace.
[Great One, let’s talk serious business,] 007 jumped up, once again finding his way onto Bi Xia’s shoulder, [Don’t you think this gun is great? Isn’t it very handy?]
Bi Xia nodded, "It really isn’t bad."
[You can buy it with just 99,998 favor points. Should we get it?]
"No," Bi Xia rejected outright, "Too expensive."
007: ...
"Are you stupid," Bi Xia tapped 007’s little head with the pistol, "I’m already better than regular people, so if I carry this gun, when it comes down to it, everyone else is bullets zooming by, and I’m just air swooshes."
[That’s normal!] 007 said, [Ordinary people can’t see spiritual power! Of course, they’d think it’s just air swooshes.]
Bi Xia: "...Use your brain, the key is they see nothing at all, but the opponent in front of me collapses with no wounds, don’t you think by the next day I’d be taken away for dissection experiments?"
007: [...] That does sound about right...
But... 007 sneaked a glance at Bi Xia, playing with his fingers, how could he tell the Great One he had already exchanged for the little gun and bought himself a gaming console without her permission?
Maybe... just keep it a secret for now?
But the Great One’s so smart, how could he possibly keep it hidden!
Glancing at the conflicted 007, Bi Xia smiled helplessly, she knew whenever 007 eagerly pushed her to buy something, it meant he was up to something, and that something...
"I remember you had your eye on a gaming console, right," Bi Xia said, feigning nonchalance, "Today, I’m feeling generous, how about I get it for you?"
!!!!
007: ...Oh no, what to do!
Seeing 007’s expression, Bi Xia gave a light snort, "Well, speak up, did you do something behind my back again, or have you already bought that gaming console without telling me?"
007: [Actually, there’s an even better gaming console, which needs favor points for exchange...]
"Mhm, and then?"
[And then...] 007 laughed awkwardly, [I saw how much you liked that little gun, so I exchanged it for you, and... used points to buy the better gaming console so we could play together... ah!!!]
was on the verge of tears, holding his head while sitting on the ground, looking at Bi Xia who had slapped him down again, sobbing, he’d never dare do it again...
Bi Xia gave a cold laugh, "I knew you were up to something! Gaming console confiscated!"
007: !!!
Ahhh!!! This is killing me!!!