Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! Damn it! Seven days, it’s really been seven days! That damn Tony has been living next door to me for seven whole days! When is he finally moving out?

Lazy Kitten: Huh? What seven days? I remember it only being two days! Don’t think I can’t count!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s normal. It’s because time moves differently in different worlds. From the day Deadpool said Tony went to jail, it’s been four days on my end.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Same here, four days.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Five days.

Soul Society’s Villain: Konan and I, it’s been half a month. Now that I think about it, it’s been almost nine months since I left the Soul Society.

Machete Girl: This time difference is really interesting. It feels magical.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, pay attention to the main point of what I’m saying! Is it just about time? Is that all it is? Damn it, someone help me think of a solution! He’s draining me dry!

Curly-haired Guy: Draining you dry in what way? Wow, you two living next door and getting so close?

Doujin Artist: Heh, your words made me think of a lot of things!

Shark-Faced Guy: Gin is really talented at messing things up. Even though it’s just normal knowledge being taught, you twist it completely.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, that guy is a dog! He can’t do anything else but make things weird like Tenten does. Pure friendship turns into a disgusting physical relationship in your mouth!

Curly-haired Guy: Wow, you actually have the nerve to say that! Does pure friendship even exist in your messed up mind? Check your conscience before you answer me!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, of course! I’m a pure person! Yes, very pure! Purer than the snow on the Alps!

This is an Actor: I’m eating. Can you be disgusting later? 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha! A complaint! Even Anzen had to make that kind of helpless complaint! I can imagine how outrageous you are, Deadpool!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But Tony being interested in our theories is a good thing, right? The more comrades and friends we develop, the better it is for our idea of freeing dimensions, isn’t it?

Machete Girl: That’s definitely a good thing in theory, but it’s not so good for Deadpool. Because he only knows a little bit, just the surface of the idea. Asking him to explain knowledge, and for seven days straight... That’s worse than putting him in detention!

Lazy Kitten: Yeah, I can understand why he’s so miserable.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: And it’s not just regular misery, it’s a lot of misery! That damn guy, if he was just listening, it would be fine, but he keeps asking questions! Crap, it’s torture!

Doujin Artist: That’s because you only know a little bit. If you understood it deeply, you wouldn’t be afraid of questions. Well, I can understand. It would be weird if you really understood the idea completely. Oh, Gin too.

Curly-haired Guy: What does this have to do with me?

Sakata Gintoki felt like he was being blamed for no reason. He didn’t even say anything this time.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Those ideas are just talk. I’m someone who puts things into practice!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, who are you trying to fool? Your way of putting things into practice, are you going to cause another undead disaster?

Machete Girl: Don’t say that. Mr. Deadpool is always making some progress. Like upgrading from an undead disaster to the Burning Legion.

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Kotonoha’s Burning Legion is great!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, I get it! You’re making fun of me! Making fun of gentle and kind Uncle Wade! You’re all bad people!

Doujin Artist: Ah, yes, yes, yes. We’re bad people, you’re a good person. Since you’re a good person, deal with Tony’s questions yourself.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, you can’t do this! Making me face that piece of crap Tony alone, I’d rather be a bad person!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What kind of mental damage did he cause you? You’re afraid to even face him?

Shark-Faced Guy: You can tell that Deadpool is really scared.

Hoshigaki Kisame had a creepy smile on his face. He found this scene interesting. In his mind, Deadpool never seemed to be afraid of anyone.

Even his boss Anzen, Deadpool sometimes dared to argue with. But this time, he was begging for mercy without hesitation.

Wig Guy: Sometimes, words are deadly weapons.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If Mr. Deadpool doesn’t understand the theories himself, just let Tony look it up online. You can find those expert’s ideas online. They’re not blocked.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! I almost forgot about that! That’s right, I can just let him look it up online! You’re my savior, Little Skirt!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???

What the heck is Little Skirt?

Standing on the street, holding an ice cream, Saten Ruiko’s expression froze. She was like a statue.

Machete Girl: L, Little Skirt? Ruiko, when did you get that nickname?

Doujin Artist: Little Skirt is from Skirt-Flipping Maniac’s skirt. This nickname is really fitting! Hahahaha!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Shut up! Don’t laugh!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Little Skirt sounds pretty cute. But can you get online in prison?

Machete Girl: Mr. Deadpool said before that they don’t just have internet, they have TV too!

Lin Fengjiao: ? This is what they call being in prison? Has America really become this free?

This is an Actor: Of course not, but both Deadpool and Tony are the kind of people who have certain privileges. Don’t forget what they are: superheroes. Superheroes are naturally treated differently from ordinary people.

Curly-haired Guy: Tch, that kind of privileged thinking is deeply rooted. If ordinary people committed the same crimes as Deadpool and Tony, they probably wouldn’t see the sun the next day.

Doujin Artist: That’s right! Not only can these two see the sun, they have a chance to get out! They can probably do more than just get out, they can even go back to their comfortable lives!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Everyone is equal, except for criminals. America is truly a society that eats people.

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