Beers and Beards
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
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- What’s Next?
- Book 4: The End
- Chapter 83Book 4, : A Beginning and an End
- Chapter 82Book 4, : Winning the Game?
- Chapter 81Book 4, : Winning at Life
- Chapter 80Book 4, : Afterparty
- Chapter 79Book 4, : I Need a Drink
- Chapter 78Book 4, : Please Don’t Eat Me
- Chapter 77Book 4, : Here there be dragons??
- Chapter 76Book 4, : The Battle of Three Armies
- Chapter 75Book 4, : Calm before the storm
- Chapter 74Book 4, : The Battle Begins
- Chapter 73Book 4, : The Beastfolk March
- Chapter 72Book 4, : From the Frying Pan to the Fire
- Chapter 71Book 4: : Valarienne - On The High Seas
- Chapter 13Book 4, : Interlude - Dragons, and Dragons, and Dragons, Oh My!
- Chapter 71Book 4, : Honeyed Hams
- Chapter 70Book 4, : Fun at the Bee-ach
- Chapter 69Book 4, : A Beeautiful Journey
- Chapter 68Book 4, : One Last Hail Barck
- Chapter 67Book 4, : The First Meads
- Chapter 66Book 4, : Rice and Honey
- Chapter 65Book 4, : The Specifics of Meadmaking
- Chapter 64Book 4, : Welcome to the Meadery
- Chapter 63Book 4, : Grandia, City of Adventurers
- Chapter 62Book 4, : Wish I Could Quit You
- Chapter 61Book 4, : What’s Happening with the Beastfolk
- Chapter 60Book 4, : The Gods are All Crazy
- Chapter 59Book 4, : A even more local specialty
- Chapter 58Book 4, : A Local Specialty
- Chapter 57Book 4, : The Rolling Hills of Cascadia
- Chapter 56Book 4, : You’re the Boss
- Chapter 55Book 4, : Balin – It Takes Goooose to Tango
- Chapter 54Book 4, : The Tribes of Cascadia
- Chapter 53Book 4, : Valarienne
- Chapter 52Book 4, : Game On!
- Chapter 51Book 4, : Take Me Out to the Hitball Game
- Chapter 50Book 4, : Jeremiah’s Back!
- Chapter 49Book 4: : Everything’s Clear Now
- Chapter 48Book 4: : So Mature
- Chapter 47Book 4: : Stop the Presses!
- Chapter 46Book 4: : I Tip My Cap To You!
- Chapter 45Book 4: : Step by Step
- Chapter 44Book 4: : An Unexpected Party
- Chapter 43Book 4: : Nuruk
- Chapter 42Book 4: : Saccharification
- Chapter 41Book 4: : Love is a Burnin’ Fire
- Chapter 40Book 4: : Medals and Monarchs
- Chapter 39Book 4: : Clan Matters
- Chapter 38Book 4: : Those Left Behind
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