Broadcasting Live From Inside An Eldritch Horror Game

Chapter 50: Indestructible Tank God Sect.

Broadcasting Live From Inside An Eldritch Horror Game

Chapter 50: Indestructible Tank God Sect.

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Chapter 50: Indestructible Tank God Sect.

’Seeing the shiny and beautiful interior design of this hall, I was already feeling that something was wrong with this place... but it seems I have underestimated how much of a psycho the creator of this place actually is!’

Zephyr turned to his back only to realize that the staircases that had led him to this hall had already disappeared at some point, and there was no way back.

He had to fight and protect the torch at all costs, or he would really fail this trial.

Given how much of a troll the maker of this trial is, it would not be surprising if Zephyr got stuck in this place upon failing the trial!

"F*ck it! We ball!"

A battle was inevitable at this point; lamenting and feeling depressed was not going to fix the problem; he needed to prove that such sh*tty traps were not worthy enough to make him give up!

"Come! It just happens that I wanted to test some new skills of mine!"

Boosted by the power of ’Body Strengthening’ passively, Zephyr’s base stats got raised to a higher level as he immediately assumed his combat stance.

[Shattered Firmament Martial Art: Wind Style: Wind Spear!]

Stomping the ground beneath his feet, Zephyr launched his body straight towards the spider that had barely just managed to touch the floor.

Using wind elementals to enhance his speed and his movements, Zephyr thrust his fist forward straight into the head of the ugly-looking spider monster!

*BOOOOM!!!* *Splatter!* *Splatter!*

The body of the spider monster couldn’t withstand being hit by such a powerful physical attack, and its body got flattened on the spot, similar to how a rude child gets flattened from the strike of the legendary weapon ’La Chancla’!

But of course, the monsters weren’t going to stop just because Zephyr killed their comrade with overwhelming power.

They had no such emotions like fear or panic, and despite sensing the massive gap in power between them and Zephyr, they still swarmed towards Zephyr and attacked together!

[Shattered Firmament Martial Art: Wind Type: Destructive Wind Stomp!]

Zephyr smashed his foot on the ground, causing a shockwave so powerful that dozens of monsters nearby were blown away from the force of the air pressure and shockwave alone!

And using the momentum of the stomp, Zephyr jumped higher in the air and then took a stance mid-air.

[Shattered Firmament Martial Art: Wind Type: Judgement of The Wind God!]

As Zephyr launched his fist forward towards the ground, the air pressure created from his fist’s movement and the blessing of wind elementals burst downwards with such force that dozens of spiders were flattened on the spot!

The blood and internal organs of the spiders splattered all over the shiny floor, making a weird and twisted artwork of blood and stars on the floor!

As Zephyr descended back on the ground, a particularly large spider came flying in his direction, using its spider silk as a way to hang onto the walls and maneuver at a rapid speed.

It was trying to be smart and catch Zephyr off-guard.

Unfortunately for it, there was no such thing as being off-guard for Zephyr, as he had perfect combat sense!

Zephyr swung his hand in a horizontal arc and slapped the spider into paste, causing its blood and innards to fly far off and smear the shiny walls of the hall!

"You have eight eyes yet you fail to see Mount Tai!?"

"Cripple yourself right now and kow-tow in front of me! Only then I might consider leaving all of your corpses intact!"

Like a tiger entering a sheep’s flock, chaos reigned in the dark hallway as Zephyr smashed and stomped all spiders that rushed towards him and tried to destroy the torch.

With his insanely tanky body, Zephyr didn’t even need to use any defensive martial art abilities at all!

He could just stand still and let the spiders attack him for several hours, and they would still not be able to put a dent in his skin!

[Flaming_toad: Urgh, I am gonna die from cringe; please don’t say those cultivation young master ahh lines ever again anchor, or I might have to hit the report button on your stream.]

[Blue_Dinosaur: AHAHAHAHAH!!!! I KNEW IT!!! OUR GREAT TANK GOD IS INDEED A BODY TYPE CULTIVATOR!!! NO WONDER HE’S GOT A SUCH A POWERFUL AND DOMINEERING PHYSIQUE!!]

[Jumping_Koala: @Flaming_Toad, you dare insult our great tank god junior? You must be a spy from those demonic sects that follow the unorthodox path! Surrender yourself or I will chop off your fifth limb right now!!]

[Backsh*t_Master: Kekeke, Are there any beautiful jade beauties who have free time this Sunday? This senior brother will generously take you to see Mount Tai free of cost!]

[Invincible_Bob: Cough, calm down, young ones; this sect elder has something to say. We all need to erect a statue of our great tank god at the sect’s main peak; this will improve the cultivation speed of all of our sect’s disciples!]

[Shady_powder_merchant: Ten grams of soil freshly extracted from beneath the maiden peak, just for one high-grade spirit stone! Legend has it that the sect’s most beautiful jade beauty, Goddess Yan Xinran stepped on this soil!]

[Rolling_Crocodile: @Shady_powder_ merchant, senior brother, are you sure you should be selling this stuff out in the open like this? What if sect master ’Tank God’ Zephyr Reid noticed you? You will be banished to the thunder valley for a hundred years!!]

[Shady_powder_ merchant: @Rolling_Crocodile, Junior, you are still too oblivious of the vastness of the great Dao.

Only those who dare to take the risk gain the opportunity to soar into the sky! Cultivation is the path of continuously challenging your limits to the very end!]

[Sect_Master_Zephyr: Senior Disciple @Shady_powder_ merchant, due to your misbehavior, you shall be banished to the forbidden lands and must guard the demon hell gate for a thousand years to repent for your sins!]

[Invincible_Bob: D*mn, someone already changed their profile name and took the position of sect master along with our tank god’s name! Tch! I wanted to do that! You beat me to it! Forget it, I will be the first to give a name to this sect!

I hereby announce that the ’Indestructible Tank God Sect’ has been formally established as of today!]

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