Save a Failed Idol's Life - Chapter 7

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed

This is a story of crime, scandal, and romance.

“If the world cannot contain me then I shall contain the world.”____After living half of his teenage life with constant fear, always on the run and being treated like an outcast because he was slightly different from other kids. Uche has a strange healing ability that made him immune to any injury and because of this, Uche had learned to endure the cruelty of humanity, living today to survive tomorrow.Until he met a group of vampires who claimed that he's one of them, curious to find out the truth, Uche ventured into the vampire world only to be met with a different kind of cruelty. He was outcast again, tortured and broken into pieces, all because he was different from the vampires too.He was another monster from them.Still clinging to finding out the truth about him and paying those people that hurt him back, Uche would venture into the underworld.Would he be able to find out the truth about him? would he survive in the underworld full of all kinds of monsters that defies the logic of life? More importantly, would Uche be able to pay back the people that hurt him or would he focus on a different goal entirely?Curious to find out? Add to your library and follow Uche on his journey of conquest.

He was the final boss.The monster at the end of the world.The unbeatable nightmare humanity couldn’t kill.Then one day… he quit.Why?Because he saw two hunters having sex in his dungeon and realized Earth might have something way better than world domination.Now, disguised as a “totally normal guy” working at a sketchy restaurant, the most overpowered being in existence is on a personal mission:Sleep with every type of human woman.Catgirls? Yes. Elves? Hopefully. Tsundere sword babes? Absolutely.But hiding his god-level powers isn’t easy—especially when:His cooking accidentally gives people magic orgasmsAn E-rank hero gets famous for “defeating” him (total accident)Women keep throwing themselves at him... and monsters do tooAnd a suspicious ex-goddess shows up asking why he’s working night shifts at a ramen shopHe wanted pleasure.He got a restaurant job, a harem of disasters, and a world that keeps trying to make him a hero.This is not how conquering Earth was supposed to go..__________________________________No NTR, No Yuri