Don't Lie to Your Therapist—She Already Knows Your Fate

Chapter 48: Gap-tooth’s Dream Comes True

Don't Lie to Your Therapist—She Already Knows Your Fate

Chapter 48: Gap-tooth’s Dream Comes True

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Chapter 48: Chapter 48: Gap-tooth’s Dream Comes True

The netizen, "Knocked-Out Tooth," was practically foaming at the mouth as he spewed insults in the live stream chat, and he felt absolutely invigorated!

’This feels so good!’

’A shameless little influencer like her needs a reality check about this industry, and I’ll graciously be the one to teach her—for free!’

Suddenly, a video call request popped up on his computer screen. On a whim, Knocked-Out Tooth’s finger instinctively clicked "accept."

And just like that, everyone in Wen Ying’s stream saw a man appear in the video call slot. He looked shifty and untrustworthy, giving off the immediate impression that he was bad news. His hair was greasy, his face was grimy, and the camera revealed a room behind him that could only be described with three words: chaotic, filthy, and trash-filled.

[My god! Is that a place for humans to live? A rat’s nest would probably be cleaner!]

[Why did Doctor Wen suddenly video call a guy like this? I kind of want to puke, what’s wrong with me? (This is totally not a personal attack!)]

[So everyone feels the same way? I thought it was just me and my own twisted mind, but no, this guy is just genuinely disgusting!]

[That room looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in decades. If he’s going to get on a call, why isn’t he sending a gift?]

Seeing the disgusted comments in the chat, Knocked-Out Tooth grew even more furious. "So you called me on to have everyone launch personal attacks and slander me? Is this the only trick a low-level influencer like you has? I’ll say it again: if you’ve got the guts, have someone come and arrest me! Arrest me!"

"Since everyone’s watching, I’ll expose this woman’s true colors! Everything she does on stream is scripted! Don’t you all get it? I know some of you are wondering how one person could pull off such a huge script, especially since she’s been trending! But what if she has a super-team behind her? Buying trending spots and writing scripts would be simple then, wouldn’t it? Look at how stupid you all are! Getting fooled just like that! If she keeps this up, she’ll definitely become the number one female streamer on the platform. The chain of profit behind her is beyond imagination! By then, people will probably be lining up to give her money! Idiots!"

[So this is that "Knocked-Out Tooth" guy from before?]

[Now I finally know what a keyboard warrior is! I hope you’re still this cocky and arrogant when you get what’s coming to you!]

[Why hasn’t Doctor Wen made her move yet? If I wasn’t waiting for her, I’d have already puked looking at this guy’s face!]

[Don’t worry. This guy’s acting up in Doctor Wen’s stream after being warned twice. You think Doctor Wen will let him off? I’m waiting for the plot twist! Go, go, go~]

"Go on, why’d you stop talking? Aren’t you so capable? Aren’t you all-knowing? Don’t you just love diagnosing people?" Knocked-Out Tooth taunted the silent Wen Ying, growing even more arrogant.

Wen Ying finally snapped out of her shock over her reputation value when she heard his taunts.

"Patient Tooth, you’re not the first person to be so eager for a diagnosis, but you are the most severe case. Your condition is basically incurable! Believe me, you’re going to spend the rest of your life being very, very busy. No need to be in such a hurry. I won’t even charge you for the consultation, since you’re about to be broke anyway."

"Broke? HAHAHAHA!" Knocked-Out Tooth grabbed his phone and shoved his bank balance up to the camera. It showed a recent deposit of one hundred thousand!

One hundred thousand!

"See that? I’m richer than most of you, got it?" 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! "Is anyone home? Your downstairs neighbor reported a water leak! Please open the door!"

Knocked-Out Tooth stood up with a sneer, but he immediately stumbled, tripping over his own feet.

THWACK! His greasy, plate-sized face made intimate contact with the floor. "AAAAAHHH!"

A rather large... front tooth fell onto the ground. Hearing the commotion inside, the people outside the door went BANG!

[HAHAHA! Knocked-Out Tooth really knocked his tooth out! Hey patient, since you’re a prophet, how about you give us a reading too?!]

The people who burst in were in plain clothes. They had intended to perform a takedown, but seeing Knocked-Out Tooth sprawled on the floor, they couldn’t help but crack up.

HAHAHAHAHA!

’Stop laughing! Hit the brakes! Be professional!’

[So cute! The handsome officers: I’m a professional at cracking up HAHAHAHAHA! [Image.jpg]]

"You’re Li Xiaohua, right? Get up and squat in the corner!"

"So many phones? That’s quite an operation. But can you sleep at night earning this kind of dirty money? Aren’t you afraid of karma?"

"Bro, the camera’s still streaming over there..."

The officer who had let loose and was berating Li Xiaohua suddenly froze. His expression went through a master-class level of change.

He faced the camera, his tone now respectful and serious. "Everyone, please don’t misunderstand, and don’t learn from this person and commit crimes online! This individual is currently suspected of criminal activity and will be taken into custody. We’ll be ending the live stream now."

[I love it when the official-bros get all serious! People like him should’ve been locked up long ago!]

[It’s because of people like him that the internet is such a cesspool! I can’t wait for Doctor Wen to catch another batch! Ah no, I mean report another batch! Every time I follow Doctor Wen, I feel like an agent of justice!]

[Cleaning up the crooked and evil trends on the internet! It’s all up to Doctor Wen and her patients!]

[I’m curious what will happen to his savings? Can Doctor Wen tell us?]

[A fellow viewer with a double-digit bank balance is here! I’m practically crying with envy over that money!]

"Don’t worry, everyone. He won’t be able to spend a single cent of that money. The amount involved in his case is quite large, so he won’t be getting out for a while. As for people like him, there are still many on the internet. Of course, I look forward to them visiting my diagnostic live stream. I’ll treat them for free."

[Holy crap! I just remembered, this guy hasn’t paid yet, has he?]

[Doctor Wen: Another day, another loss! HAHAHAHA, why does this make me so happy?!]

[The person above, be careful Doctor Wen doesn’t give you a diagnosis~]

[I’m sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have laughed! Doctor Wen, you are a magnanimous person! Please don’t ever call me! I’m a coward, and I have elders to support and children to feed!]

"Didn’t you just graduate from college? Your burdens are already so heavy?"

Wen Ying suddenly interjected.

[HAHAHAHAHA! I’m dying of laughter! Doctor Wen exposed you! You’re so screwed!]

[I’m kowtowing to Doctor Wen, please spare me! It was just a slip of the tongue! I haven’t actually done anything bad! I promise I’ll watch my mouth from now on!]

Wen Ying just smiled and said nothing, because another video call request had just come in.

Once the call connected, everyone saw that it was "May All Lovers in the World End Up as Siblings"—that beautiful woman!

The beautiful woman looked flustered and anxious. "Doctor Wen, I sent you a private message, but you never replied, so I..."

[She’s back again? Is this what Doctor Wen calls ’after-sales service’? Damn!]

[Didn’t she go find her brother? Judging by her expression, did something happen?]

"You saw your brother... and his parents, correct?"

The young woman nodded, looking completely at a loss. "I didn’t mean to listen in, but when I saw them talking together, I couldn’t help myself, and... I never expected to hear all that. I don’t know what to do now."

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