From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!

Chapter 316 - 157: Shameless Author_2

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Chapter 316: Chapter 157: Shameless Author_2

After silently conflicting for a bit, Su Jiameng posted what she thought was a perfect book title—"Tragic Life of Su Shaojiang"! Absolutely perfect! Looking at the book title on the virtual screen, Su Jiameng gave her summarizing skills a thumbs up!

But while the name was settled, there’s still the synopsis to go... Looking at the small box waiting to be filled, Su Jiameng was deeply melancholy. After repeated hesitation, she typed up the following synopsis... The tone feels slightly off!

# Earth Era silly girl travels to Future Interstellar, embarking on a journey of a pencil-pusher. Handsome men left and right, a string of little brothers following along, occasionally stirring up some lily action, stomping on a bunch of cannon fodder that pops up to die, I alone am supreme above and below! But—what happened to the promised endless male god back palace troupe? What’s with a bunch of ugly bugs falling from the sky? #

Su Jiameng stared at this slightly silly synopsis and was dazed. She felt that her serious and earnest autobiography shouldn’t have such a pencil-pusher vibe synopsis, but... writing a new one seemed bothersome, for now, she’d use this, and change it later.

Thus, many readers attracted by the joyful synopsis soon found themselves thoroughly deceived, asking where’s the joy and Dragon Ao Tian style life they were promised? The author, torturing the female lead right at the start, are you sure you’re not a stepmother? Did you get this with a beer purchase?

However, there’s no maximum cruelty, only more cruelty. When a group of readers starts loving one flesh-and-blood supporting character after another, secretly speculating which male god can become the male lead, only to find these characters die one after the other, the ones they love die faster...

At this point, Su Jiameng still didn’t realize she was doomed to become the woman who "tricks readers to their doom," as she followed the strategy to apply for a new book, then published the first Chapter awaiting review. The efficiency of Future Interstellar was clearly remarkable, and it was approved in half an hour.

Since she wasn’t feeling sleepy yet, Su Jiameng went on to play the graphic designer and create a cover. Considering someone’s odd taste in aesthetics, she transformed "Major General Su" who appeared in the Xilena Affiliated School into a cute chibi character, perched on a throne with crossed legs, carrying energy guns on his shoulder, the style is adorable. But beneath the throne was a bunch of Insect Race that just looked disgusting...

To avoid trouble, these Insect Race were all "artistically" processed, so even if the real Insect Race came, they’d never recognize the mass of flesh on the cover as their kind! Su Jiameng exercised her imaginative powers freely, and by the time she was satisfied with the cover, it was around two in the morning. She published another Chapter and noticed a few reader comments in the new book’s review section...

Strange, it’s just a new book, yet it’s already drawing reader comments... Su Jiameng thought from a reader’s perspective, if it were her, unless she really liked a novel, she would never leave a comment or review! Yes, she’s definitely a lurking party!

But after a quick glance at the three comments, Su Jiameng’s eyelid twitched, and a few crossroads appeared at her temple!

The content of the first comment was simple, directly criticizing Su Jiameng’s writing as basic and the content as unclear.

The second comment said novels written in the first person are disgusting to read, full of pretentious narcissism, solemnly advising the author to switch if she doesn’t want to flop. The third comment was an advertisement from some unknown author...

Su Jiameng’s mouth twitched as she moved all finished Chapters into the drafts folder, then set them to publish every fifteen minutes.

She had little knowledge about writing novels and didn’t understand the intricacies involved, she just published as she wrote... As for daily updates, don’t expect them, she doesn’t have the commitment to write every day! She writes whenever she thinks of it, and leaves it whenever she doesn’t...

Liu Dongyi lost the melee match, and what’s more astonishing is that she led the entire group to lose to just one person! It’s hard to believe!

If this happened to someone else, they’d probably be quite unsettled. But Liu Dongyi, known for her calm demeanor, didn’t have many negative emotions about it, she rested after the match and skipped half a day’s classes. Waking up again at noon, after lunch, with ten minutes left before class, she calmly skipped the rest of the day too, lazing around in her dorm browsing the internet.

Liu Dongyi is fond of horror and military novels, dreaming of becoming a top horror suspense novel author on a literary site. But as fulfilling as dreams may be, reality is just as disappointing. Liu Dongyi tried writing several suspense horror novels, all which ended up abandoned.

Though receiving many setbacks, Liu Dongyi never gave up on this wish, frequently residing in a rookie group on a certain interstellar literary site, usually lurking quietly observing. When she entered that group, she found it was as chaotic as always...

A group of rookies, especially those with unremarkable results, gathering can’t have much in terms of topics? It’s all about sharing novel links, asking for recommendation tickets and bookmarks, as well as discussing some shameless topics. Today, it seems there’s another topic...

[Anonymous Little Transparent 008]: It’s really outrageous! Today I went to the new book section to have a look, and to my surprise, there’s still a rookie writing in the first person, I kindly gave a warning, but who knew she’d be so disrespectful, she deserved to flop!

First person? Liu Dongyi thought, not just rookies, even network literature veterans would likely flop if using first-person narrative. Out of curiosity, Liu Dongyi followed the link provided by [Anonymous Little Transparent 008] to observe the situation under that new book, where she also saw the comment by [Anonymous Little Transparent 008], and the author herself gave a cold response.

"I like writing, why do you care?"

Liu Dongyi thought silently, this author really is rebellious and immature, the attitude is just too poor...

Since the other person writes military genre novels, and Liu Dongyi recently had a literary void, she decided to open the first Chapter for a look. If it’s good, she’ll continue, if not, she’ll promptly close it! (To be continued. If you like this work, feel free to visit Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation tickets and monthly tickets, your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please visit m.qidian.com to read.)

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