Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed

Chapter 347: Mad Dog Fist vs. Mad Dog Fist

Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed

Chapter 347: Mad Dog Fist vs. Mad Dog Fist

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"You bunch of villains! I'm calling the police!"

Xiao He hid behind Jiang Ran, pulling a worn-out smartphone from her pocket.

She was about to dial the emergency number.

Seeing this, the middle-aged driver didn't try to stop her, just chuckled coldly:

"Go ahead, call them! I'd like to see if your phone has satellite calling capability?"

Xiao He didn't understand what the man meant by satellite calling.

She opened her phone and dialed the police emergency number.

However, the gentle electronic female voice that came through told her she was outside the service area, with no signal and similar issues.

"Country bumpkins from poor mountain villages are so dumb."

The middle-aged driver looked at the flustered, anxious Xiao He with a contemptuous sneer.

Meanwhile, the other middle-aged man and the young man retrieved a large coil of rope, along with a hammer and dagger from the front seat of the middle-aged driver's car.

It seemed they were preparing to take action against Jiang Ran and Xiao He.

Faced with this dangerous situation.

Jiang Ran could say he was mentally prepared long ago.

Therefore, he imitated his approach from last time when facing the Korean deranged serial killer Liu Yongchun.

He shouted loudly in his heart: "Alternate personalities! Save me! Come out quickly!!"

But just like last time, there was no response at all.

Seeing this, Jiang Ran had no choice—was he going to have to use Mad Dog Fist again?

He thought to himself, last time he faced a deranged serial killer, so his self-taught Mad Dog Fist was ineffective against him.

But now, facing three human traffickers who abduct women and children, he should be able to put his skills to use, right?

Therefore, Jiang Ran told Xiao He to move further back.

Xiao He obediently stepped back, looking at Jiang Ran with hopeful eyes.

At that moment, the young man holding a hammer was getting closer and closer to Jiang Ran.

Jiang Ran's tightly closed eyes suddenly snapped open.

He unleashed Mad Dog Fist.

"Ah! I fight!"

"Wah ha!"

While shouting loudly.

He rapidly punched and kicked forward repeatedly.

At the same time, he jumped around constantly, showcasing extreme footwork.

Seeing this, the young man was completely stunned.

He retreated several steps back.

Simply not daring to approach.

He was somewhat shocked: "Mad? Mad Dog Fist?!"

Clearly, this young man had also seen Chen Hegao's Mad Dog Fist on TikTok.

This fighting technique was extremely perverted.

Specializing in attacking the lower body.

Especially the crotch.

Therefore, the young man instinctively clamped his legs together.

"What bullshit Mad Dog Fist? I think it's just mental illness!"

The middle-aged driver took the hammer from the young man's hand.

The other middle-aged man held a dagger.

The two of them advanced together.

Seeing that he had to fight two opponents, Jiang Ran stopped holding back.

He used Mad Dog Fist even more frantically.

And specifically aimed his punches and kicks at the two men's crotches.

Because it was sufficiently unexpected.

Jiang Ran actually managed to land a punch on the middle-aged driver's crotch.

Although his punching speed and power were both less than ideal.

But the stuff in a man's crotch has very low tolerance.

Therefore, the middle-aged driver hopped around wildly in pain.

Seeing this, the other middle-aged man picked up the hammer that the middle-aged driver had dropped while clutching his crotch.

Holding a hammer in one hand and a dagger in the other.

Dual wielding.

At the same time, this middle-aged man actually started imitating Jiang Ran's behavior.

Shouting and screaming, jumping around wildly.

Clearly, he was also using Mad Dog Fist.

This move completely stunned Jiang Ran.

Wait, are we from the same school?

Jiang Ran used Mad Dog Fist, and his opponent also used Mad Dog Fist.

Both were using shoddy versions of Mad Dog Fist.

But, Jiang Ran had no weapons, while his opponent had weapons.

Therefore, Jiang Ran was hit by the hammer and knife.

Four or five times before he couldn't continue.

After being knocked to the ground by the middle-aged man, he was violently kicked and stomped.

Seeing this, the young man who had been hiding nearby stepped forward to join the fight.

The saying goes: retreat when losing, attack when winning.

That's exactly the principle here.

Jiang Ran curled up his body as two people kicked and stomped him violently.

Extremely painful.

At this moment, Xiao He shouted and charged forward, wanting to help Jiang Ran.

But the middle-aged man pushed her hard.

Her head hit the ground, and she actually passed out immediately.

They kicked and beat Jiang Ran for about five minutes before stopping.

It was only because Jiang Ran was completely subdued and unable to resist that they didn't continue beating him.

"This kid hits hard enough, he almost finished me off."

It seemed his crotch was fine now.

The middle-aged driver walked over and delivered another hard kick to Jiang Ran.

Jiang Ran curled up on the ground, groaning twice.

At this moment, the young man turned his head and asked his father, that middle-aged man:

"Dad, when did you learn Mad Dog Fist too?"

This middle-aged man seemed to be mute but could hear.

He quickly formed hand signs with both hands.

Using sign language, he said: "What Mad Dog Fist? Never heard of it, I was just copying this guy. Felt pretty powerful though."

The young man suddenly understood, giving his father a thumbs up.

Then he said to the middle-aged driver: "Second Uncle, you and my dad tie this guy up with rope first, then wait half an hour for me, I have something to take care of."

The middle-aged driver pulled cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket, saying: "Hurry up with your business, half an hour is impossible, fifteen minutes at most."

"Okay, no problem."

The young man walked over to the unconscious Xiao He with a grin, preparing to pick her up and find a place to attend to his business.

Meanwhile, the middle-aged driver and the middle-aged man took the rope, preparing to tie up Jiang Ran.

Seeming to feel they were letting Jiang Ran off too easily, the middle-aged driver delivered several more hard kicks to Jiang Ran.

And while he was kicking him several times.

A message appeared in Jiang Ran's mind:

[Ding! Detected host about to encounter danger, consuming 1000 points, awakening other alternate personalities!]

The middle-aged driver and middle-aged man naturally didn't know about this.

The middle-aged driver, seeking revenge for his crotch injury, after delivering those several kicks, half-squatted down, preparing to separate the curled-up Jiang Ran to tie him with rope.

At that very moment, speaking of slow but acting fast.

Jiang Ran, who everyone thought had been beaten unconscious.

Suddenly struck.

His right fist clenched tight, flying out like a bullet.

Accurately hitting the crotch of the half-squatting middle-aged driver whose legs were spread wide open.

With just one punch.

He made the middle-aged driver jump three feet high, truly experiencing the delightful sensation of chickens flying and eggs scattering!

The sudden abnormality left the middle-aged man standing nearby unable to react, and by the time he realized what had happened.

Jiang Ran had already performed a kip-up and stood up.

After getting up, Jiang Ran's somewhat dirty face wore a cheerful grin.

Truly looking like a grinning rascal.

"Finally it's my turn, I can have some proper fun now!"

Jiang Ran's happy smile and inexplicable words left the middle-aged man completely baffled.

But then he saw the Jiang Ran before him, jumping in place, hands forming fists.

Like a Western boxer in a ring.

And, he was crooking his finger at him:

"Come on, let me taste your Mad Dog Fist."

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