Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed

Chapter 352: Kim Yuna — Let You Taste Some Pesticide

Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed

Chapter 352: Kim Yuna — Let You Taste Some Pesticide

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Chapter 352: Kim Yuna — Let You Taste Some Pesticide

Time quickly reached 7 PM.

Room 303.

Jiang Ran sat around a low table with Qin Yi, Qin Kelian, and Kim Yoon-ah.

Although the Demoness sisters were both ruthless killers who murdered without blinking, true female demons.

They were still girls after all!

The overall home was clean, tidy, cute, and adorable.

For example, beneath this low table was a huge carpet.

On the carpet was a pink and white Hello Kitty pattern.

And this small table was also exquisitely crafted - when asked about the price, it was over ten thousand.

At that price, if it wasn't exquisite, there would be a problem.

At this moment, the table was covered with various drinking snacks.

Barbecue, deep-fried skewers, marinated dishes, sushi, desserts, and so on.

Additionally, there were many unopened bottles of alcohol beside the table.

Various types and brands of alcohol.

Facing the fact that there was a beauty sitting on each side of him and across from him.

Especially since all three beauties were dressed quite revealingly, with snow-white skin faintly visible.

Yet Jiang Ran's gaze didn't linger on any of the women at all.

His attention was entirely focused on the several bowls in front of him.

Currently, he used chopsticks to pick up a piece of medium-spicy, fatty but not greasy pig head meat and put it in his mouth.

After chewing carefully, Jiang Ran swallowed it into his stomach.

Then he picked up a white bowl nearby and took a sip of baijiu.

After drinking it, he said, "Not bad, not bad, no wonder so many people like drinking Moutai, it's really good."

After finishing this, he continued eating dishes and drinking alcohol, acting completely at home.

His series of actions directly stunned the other three people in the room.

The three's plan was actually quite simple.

Qin Yi and Qin Kelian thought, since the sedative is ineffective against you, Jiang Ran.

Then use the simplest method: alcohol.

Get him drunk with alcohol!

Originally they were worried that Jiang Ran wouldn't drink, so the three prepared to use their beauty and drinking games.

To force Jiang Ran to drink, getting him drunk through sheer coercion.

They never expected that when Jiang Ran arrived at 6:50 PM.

He plopped down without any guest-like demeanor.

He unceremoniously ate dishes and drank alcohol.

This stunned all three of them for quite a while.

After all, the usual Jiang Ran didn't seem this comfortable acting like it was his own home.

But, it didn't matter.

Since you're actively drinking on your own, it saved them the effort of forcing you to drink.

Everyone was happy to see it happen.

And so, at one drinking table.

Three hunters, one prey.

The prey completely unaware that this was a trap targeting him.

Time reached 7:10 PM.

Jiang Ran put down his chopsticks, looked up and asked:

"Ladies, this gathering isn't just going to be eating and drinking like this the whole time, is it?"

"That would be too boring, isn't there any entertainment? Or maybe watch a good movie while eating? Or how about we have a chat session where everyone shares their stories?" s̩

The sudden question.

Made all three of them freeze.

Wait, all three of them were so beautiful.

Sitting here, being a feast for the eyes itself was the entertainment.

What else do you want, Jiang Ran?

Qin Yi felt Jiang Ran was indeed different.

Before entering Alice Apartment.

She had relied on her beauty.

To go out for meals with many men.

Whether the man opposite was an ordinary salaried worker.

Or a wealthy boss.

They would all take initiative to perform, actively finding topics to discuss.

But when it comes to you, she needs to be the one finding topics?

She felt somewhat unaccustomed to this.

At this moment, Qin Kelian smiled and said, "Jiang Ran, how about this."

"The four of us play finger guessing game together, whoever loses drinks a cup of alcohol, how about that?"

Jiang Ran clapped and cheered, "That's great, that's great, interesting, I like it."

Qin Yi said, "I'll go get those small drinking cups."

She got up and brought four small cups.

One for each person.

Additionally, she brought three baijiu bottles, poured out the baijiu inside, and replaced it with plain water.

When she returned to the drinking table, the finger guessing had already started.

The four-person finger guessing was also simple, just counting one-two-three, then everyone showing rock-paper-scissors together.

First round.

Jiang Ran showed scissors, Qin Yi showed paper, Qin Kelian showed rock, Kim Yoon-ah showed scissors.

No winner.

Second round, Jiang Ran showed scissors, Qin Yi showed rock, Qin Kelian showed scissors, Kim Yoon-ah showed rock.

Therefore, Jiang Ran and Qin Kelian were eliminated.

Both were penalized with one drink.

Jiang Ran's penalty drink was naturally baijiu.

While Qin Kelian drank the water-prepared-as-alcohol plain water that Qin Yi had prepared.

And so, the finger guessing continued until over ninety rounds.

Jiang Ran lost more than he won.

He drank over sixty cups of alcohol.

Including baijiu, red wine, and yellow wine.

While the other three also drank several dozen cups of water.

Then, something bizarre happened.

The three water-drinkers were almost tired of drinking water.

Yet Jiang Ran, who had drunk several dozen cups of alcohol, not only wasn't drunk.

Instead, he was full of energy, radiantly reciting poetry:

"When autumn comes on the ninth day of September, my flowers bloom while hundreds perish..."

"When others reach Luoyang, flowers bloom like brocade, but when I come, spring refuses to meet me..."

"The sky is high, the earth vast, I feel the universe's endlessness..."

He recited who knows how many ancient poems in succession.

There were famous poems that the Demoness sisters had learned or heard in their childhood.

And many they hadn't heard before.

Finally, they heard Jiang Ran recite again:

"In the fifth year of Chongzhen's reign, the twelfth month, I dwelled by West Lake..."

After finishing this classical essay.

He suddenly began crying loudly.

While crying, he also shouted with heart-wrenching agony:

"The Great Ming! My Great Ming!"

After crying out.

He drank several more cups of alcohol in succession.

At this point.

Qin Yi, Qin Kelian, including Kim Yoon-ah.

All felt that the Jiang Ran before them was absolutely not the usual Jiang Ran.

But rather his alternate personality controlling the body.

But even if it's an alternate personality, how could he drink this much?

After all, they're using the same body.

Your alcohol tolerance is somewhat excessive, isn't it?

The three seemed to be communicating something through their expressions.

Probably all feeling that the plan had failed.

It seemed they simply couldn't get Jiang Ran drunk, so what should they do next?

Kim Yoon-ah stood up from the floor at this moment, smiling, "Drank a bit too much, I'm going to use the restroom."

He went to the restroom, finished his business, then washed his hands at the sink, his mind racing wildly while washing.

After washing his hands, he shook them dry, his right hand reaching down to feel a cylindrical sealed small bottle in his pants pocket.

This small bottle contained pesticide - Paraquat.

As the saying goes, Paraquat gives you time to regret, but no opportunity to repent.

For adults, consuming over 5 milliliters almost guarantees a reservation with death.

An adult's sip of water is about 50 milliliters.

So 5 milliliters is a very small amount - just a little is enough to be fatal.

This was something he had prepared during the time Jiang Ran wasn't in the apartment.

He felt that cooperating with those two sisters was actually quite a reliable thing.

Three people united can break through gold - this principle he still understood.

But unfortunately, only now did he realize that those two sisters were too unreliable.

Not that the people were unreliable, but their methods of killing Jiang Ran were unreliable.

They insisted on making the other person unconscious, then using a chainsaw to cut them up, making human meat cans.

Result? The sedative didn't work, forget that.

But getting him drunk with alcohol didn't work either.

"Since nothing works, I'll have to take my own approach."

A sinister cold smile flashed across Kim Yoon-ah's face that closely resembled the wealthy chaebol young lady aura of Kim Ji-won.

This was an expression she never made in the Kim Ji-won dramas he liked to watch.

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