He Ate a Divine Dragon

Su Qingkun thought he must have misheard. He stared at Lin Xiao, stunned speechless. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

"You filthy beggar, what the fuck did you just say?"

"What, going deaf? You only have a weak kidney; your ears should be fine!"

Su Qingkun’s face flushed red with rage as he glared at Lin Xiao.

"You filthy beggar! Yes, my sister married a beggar, but the Su Family is still a damn third-tier family in Jinling City! You’re nothing but a stinking beggar. What right do you have to run your mouth in front of me, let alone talk about shutting down my company? Who the hell do you think you are, to say it’ll be shut down?"

Lin Xiao looked at him as if he were a complete moron.

"Su Qingkun, I came to talk to you today because I figured that despite your trashy character, you’re still a member of the Su Family, so I wanted to give you an out. But since you don’t want it, then don’t blame me. By tomorrow at the latest, your company will go bankrupt, and you won’t get a single cent!"

PFFT.

Su Qingkun burst into hysterical laughter, laughing so hard he almost fell under the table.

This has to be the biggest joke I’ve ever heard in my life. A stinking beggar wants to bankrupt my company? Does he have water for brains, or did he get his head slammed in a door? How else could he say something so moronic?

"A filthy beggar like you is going to bankrupt my company by tomorrow at the latest, huh? Fine! I’ll be fucking waiting! I’d like to see just how a stinking beggar is going to make my company go bankrupt!" Su Qingkun said arrogantly.

"Good. You’d better keep those dog eyes of yours wide open and watch how your company goes bankrupt."

With that, Lin Xiao stood up and left.

Fucking moron! Su Qingkun cursed inwardly. He didn’t dare say it to Lin Xiao’s face because he was afraid Lin Xiao would hit him again.

After Lin Xiao left, something occurred to Su Qingkun, and he started cursing under his breath. "Motherfucker! I should’ve called the police just now. Let them arrest that moron and charge him with a crime. We’ll see if he still dares to act so tough then!"

After leaving Su Qingkun’s company, Lin Xiao called Shao Mei’er. She answered instantly.

"Where are you?"

"At home. Why? Miss me, Stinky Daddy?"

"Yeah right. What are you up to?"

Shao Mei’er answered with a seductive giggle, "Sleeping, of course. I was out celebrating with Xiang Xue until after three in the morning. I’m completely exhausted!"

I have to admit, this woman’s voice is incredibly seductive. Even a simple sentence sounds tantalizing when she says it. Lin Xiao thought.

"Then go back to sleep."

"Don’t say that! I got all excited the moment I heard your voice. How could I possibly sleep now?"

Lin Xiao laughed and scolded, "Shao Mei’er, we can still be friends if you stop being so thirsty!"

"But Stinky Daddy, I don’t want to be! I just can’t help myself when I hear your voice."

Lin Xiao didn’t dare continue this banter. He said seriously, "Since you’re awake, I have a job for you."

"What kind of job? Are there any benefits? If I do it well, can I kiss you a few times? I’m talking French kissing, by the way."

Lin Xiao was speechless.

"Shao Mei’er, can you be serious for a minute?"

I always thought I was smooth enough, Lin Xiao mused, but compared to Shao Mei’er, I’m just a small fry.

"Stinky Daddy, I’m a perfectly respectable, innocent young woman! I blush just from talking to a man. And here you are, accusing me of being indecent. You’ve hurt my feelings. No, you have to give me eight or ten kisses to make it better, and they have to be French kisses. Otherwise, I’ll be very, very sad."

On the other end of the line, Shao Mei’er sounded like she was on the verge of tears, as if she’d suffered some terrible injustice.

Lin Xiao was defeated.

"Damn, Shao Mei’er, it’s a huge loss to the entertainment industry that you’re not an actress."

"So, Stinky Daddy, you want me to get into showbiz? No problem, I’ll arrange it right away!"

"No, don’t. You should stay out of it. If you got in, I’m afraid you’d just stir the pot and make the waters even murkier!"

PFFT.

A sultry, bone-deep laugh came through the phone. "Stinky Daddy, you’re hilarious. I like you even more now!"

"Alright, enough fooling around. I told you before to bankrupt Su Qingkun’s company, but you didn’t get it done. I’m very disappointed. Now I’m giving you another chance. I don’t care how you do it, but I want to hear that his company is bankrupt before you come to my wife’s bar for drinks tonight."

On the other end of the line, Shao Mei’er smacked herself on the head.

Damn it, how could I forget something so important?

Even though Lin Xiao kept saying he was "disappointed," she knew he was joking. Still, she couldn’t forgive herself for neglecting his request.

Unforgivable.

Shao Mei’er quickly adopted a pitiful tone. "Stinky Daddy, I’m so sorry, it completely slipped my mind. But don’t you worry, I’ll get my dad on it right away. I guarantee his company will be bankrupt before noon!"

"Good. I’ll be waiting for the good news."

With that, Lin Xiao moved to hang up the phone, but Shao Mei’er panicked.

"Stinky Daddy, wait!"

"What is it? Something else?"

"It’s nothing major... but could you maybe talk to your wife and see if she’d accept me? I could even just attend to you both in the bedchamber. I get so envious watching you two be all lovey-dovey all the time, I could just cry."

"Goodbye!"

Lin Xiao hung up. If he let the conversation go on any longer, who knew what other outrageous things Shao Mei’er would say. He had no desire to be shocked any further.

As he was driving back to the bar, Lin Xiao received a call from Xiang Nai.

"Master, we’ve arrived in Jinling City. Should I find a place to lure them all so you can capture them in one fell swoop?"

Lin Xiao chuckled.

This girl is pretty sharp. After just one night, she’s already figured out why I had them come to Jinling City. But what pleases me more is her loyalty. I have to admit, she’s a good dog. It seems my decision to spare her yesterday was the right one.

"Yes. There’s an abandoned factory in the southern suburbs. I’ll pretend to go there on business later. You can pretend you got a tip-off and lead them all there."

"Understood, Master. I’ll take them there right away. Oh, and by the way, Master, some of the people with me this time are quite powerful cultivators. I think you should be careful."

"Got it."

Lin Xiao hung up and sped off. A short while later, his phone rang again. It was the Pavilion Master of the Heavenly Machine Pavilion—his Third Master.

The moment he answered, just as he was about to speak, the deep and serious voice of his Third Master came through the phone.

"Kid, you’re in trouble."