Chapter 36: After playing with Umanko’s anus, eat breakfast without thinking about anything erotic

Since Iferasky is lying face down, I should first move her tail out of the way—it’s getting in the way of playing with her asshole.

By the way, what’s the deal with Umanko’s tail?

It’s about as long as my arm... is this whole thing just hair?

*Squeeze.*

When I grab the base, it feels surprisingly firm. There’s a core inside.

*Squeeze squeeze.*

As I check further toward the tip, the hard core disappears partway through.

It seems like there’s a core about the thickness of my erect dick but a bit smaller, extending from slightly above her anus, with long, thin hair growing from it.

"Hmm."

I grab the tip of the tail with my right hand and spread her ass cheeks apart with my left. With someone like Rafiria and her huge ass it would be impossible, but with Iferasky’s modest little butt, exposing her anus was easy.

It was a tiny, puckered hole that she probably had never touched herself.

"Tickle tickle~"

I brush her anus with the fluffy tip of her tail.

"...!"

Iferasky’s ass jiggled like pudding right after being poked.

But that was it. She still didn’t wake up.

"Huh? You’re awake, aren’t you? Pretending to sleep? Tickle tickle~"

"...! ...!"

*Twitch. Twitch.*

Her hips shook, causing my finger to slip. Her ass cheeks closed, hiding her anus again.

Her right and left cheeks collided with a small *boing*.

What a shy little anus. It even closed while trapping the tip of the tail between them.

I spread her ass open again and continued teasing her anus with the tail tip.

Slooowly.

From the center of her anus outward, I carefully stroked each individual wrinkle.

"Nn...!"

A cute little cry leaked out. It seems she can’t endure stimulation on her asshole.

Whenever the tail tip touched the center of her anus, Iferasky let out a breath, and when I moved it outward, her ass cheeks twitched finely.

"Why don’t you stop enduring it and just wake up? Or do you want me to keep going?"

"Haa... haa..."

Iferasky was breathing heavily, and the back of her neck beneath her ponytail was flushed red.

I see.

The fact that she’s not running away means she wants me to continue.

This time I moved the tail tip in a clockwise motion.

"...!"

*Twitch. Twitch.*

Her ass jumped at the different kind of stimulation.

Playing with her asshole is fun.

It reminds me of scratch art—those coated papers where you scrape off the surface to reveal the color underneath. I used to buy them at the 100-yen shop and get totally absorbed, scraping away with the stick. That plain activity was surprisingly addictive once you started.

I moved the tail tip along her anal wrinkles again.

There’s no way she’d cum just from having her asshole tickled, so Iferasky’s lower body must be aching and tingling for a long time. I’ll tease her mercilessly.

Tickle tickle.

*Twitch. Twitch.*

*Creak.*

"Good mor—ning..."

The wooden door opened and the female priest Rafiria entered.

"Eh?"

Rafiria’s expression froze.

"Look, Iferasky. Doesn’t the massage feel good?"

"Eh?"

"Ah. Rafiria-san, good morning."

"Eh? Eh?"

It was a sudden surprise attack, but I’ll play dumb.

I rubbed Iferasky’s thighs with both hands.

If I panic here it’ll be obvious I was doing something perverted, so I act like I’m not doing anything wrong. That way, even if she saw me playing with the anus using the tail, Rafiria will probably assume it was just a massage. I’ll make her think it was a misunderstanding.

"Umanko runs a lot, so I’m loosening up the muscles in her thighs so fatigue doesn’t build up in her legs."

"Eh? But just now... the tail was on her butt..."

"Her butt? Is something wrong with her butt?"

"Eh? Eh?"

Rafiria was completely confused, her eyes darting around.

I’ll push through.

"Did you think I was playing with her butt? Why? Why would you think that?"

"W-well..."

"Iferasky is going ’haa haa’ and her face is red because the massage feels good. Do you think there’s another reason? Don’t tell me you think she’s feeling good from having her butt tickled?"

"Eh, um, that is..."

"Excuse me. Rafiria-san isn’t the kind of person who has such lewd, perverted, degenerate thoughts, right? Sorry for suspecting you."

"Y-yes..."

Rafiria looked away awkwardly and gave a weak reply.

Victory.

I already knew this from yesterday, but Rafiria is weak to being pushed.

Even if I were caught doing anal sex, I could probably insist I was just massaging her rectum and she’d believe it.

With nothing to feel guilty about, I stood up and turned toward Rafiria with a confident attitude.

For some reason, her gaze dropped.

Then her face turned bright red.

Hm?

Ah...

I didn’t have pajamas, and I couldn’t sleep in borrowed clothes, so I slept completely naked.

And I was rock hard from playing with her anus.

Rafiria had seen my erect cock.

I didn’t mind when Lucia or Iferasky saw it, but being seen by Rafiria was incredibly embarrassing. Still, I can’t panic here. Against this pure, sexually-inexperienced goddess priestess, I have to face her boldly. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

My Tower of Babel grew even harder from the shame.

"Is something wrong?"

"Eh? No..."

Rafiria shook her head rapidly.

I could practically hear her inner thoughts.

*Why is this person standing there so confidently with his crotch exposed? How can he stay calm after having his erection seen? Maybe... that isn’t an erection? Was I the perverted one for thinking erections are lewd? Ah, God, please forgive this impure me.*

She’d probably go to the chapel, strip naked, and whip herself. By the time her back turned bright red from the lashes, her pussy would surely be dripping with clear nectar. How erotic. I bet the honey overflowing from between her legs tastes pure and sweet...

No no. I shouldn’t have dirty thoughts in a holy church.

"By the way, is it morning prayer or cleaning?"

"Ah, no... Breakfast is ready..."

"I see. Thank you. I’ll come once my erection goes down."

"Y-yes..."

*Click...*

Rafiria left looking completely stunned.

Good. The "act confident and it’ll work out" strategy was a success.

After that, I put on the long robe I borrowed from the gatekeeper Ace, and together with Iferasky headed to the annex building outside the sanctuary. On the simple table (just a board placed on four legs) were a basket of sliced black bread, a basket of carrots, soup, and fried eggs.

Seeing the fried eggs made me think of Rafiria’s large areolas, so I quickly sat down to hide my erection.

Once seated, I immediately realized how stupid I was. *Don’t get hard remembering fried eggs, dumbass.*

There are two massive lumps right on the table in front of me—stare at those if you’re going to get hard.

"Is it okay to eat that super jumbo mozzarella cheese?"

Ah, crap. It slipped out.

"Mozzarella? Cheese? Eh?"

Rafiria checked the table.

"Ah, sorry. I mistook the bread for cheese."

"Bread and cheese?!"

Black bread is literally black. It’s more of a dark brown, but there’s no way anyone would mistake it for cheese. Still, if I act pushy with Rafiria, I can force it through.

"Yeah, they look similar, don’t they?"

"Eh, eh...?"

Now then, should I reach out like I’m grabbing bread and "accidentally" touch Rafiria’s tits?

As I extended my hand, Rafiria thoughtfully slid the basket toward me.

*Damn...* Accidentally touching the tits of someone sitting across from me really is difficult.

"I can prepare some young cheese if you’d like."

"Young cheese?"

"Yes. It’s freshly made, so it’s still a bit firm. It gets softer as it ages."

Ah. In this culture, they call fresh cheese "young." Got it.

"When it’s young it’s small and firm, and as it matures it becomes soft and tender... just like breasts."

"Eh? Breasts?"

"I said I want to drink a lot."

"I-is that so. It might be difficult to drink even soft cream cheese..."

"Yeah."

"I’ll prepare some cheese, so please try it and see if it suits your taste."

"Thank you."

No no. Her reactions are too fun, so I keep wanting to tease her with dirty jokes.

I chased the erotic thoughts out of my head and decided to eat normally.

While staring at Rafiria’s breasts, I ate the fried eggs like I was licking them. While remembering the taste of Rafiria’s piss, I drank the lightly seasoned soup. While recalling the taste of the sweet cream cheese that was on Rafiria’s pussy, I ate the young cheese.

Afterward, I helped with cleaning. While enjoying the sight of Rafiria’s ass from behind as she wiped the floor with a rag, an older knight arrived. Following his request, Rafiria went to the bell tower deep inside the sanctuary and rang the bell.

It was the signal to gather in front of the castle gate, which would serve as the venue for the status examination that would be held soon. I could hear the bell ringing from other parts of the city as well. It was probably audible from anywhere in the city.

Alright, it’s time for the exam.

Realistically, I’m bound to get ridiculous results.

After all, I’m an otherworlder, a sex warrior, and I have the Dragon God’s blessing.