Heretic Trainer: The Gym Is My Cultivation Method

Chapter 576: Naming Things Like A Menace

Heretic Trainer: The Gym Is My Cultivation Method

Chapter 576: Naming Things Like A Menace

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Chapter 576: Naming Things Like A Menace

After hearing what Paren said, Garion simply shoved both hands into his pockets.

"I don’t care about your true intentions," he said calmly. "As long as you don’t drag my name through the mud or stab me in the back."

Paren immediately laughed. "Don’t worry. I’m smart enough not to do something that stupid."

Then he paused and grinned. "Besides, if your reputation gets bad, mine gets even worse."

Garion nodded before clapping his hands together. "Alright then, let’s do this already. I wanna see this death planet."

Paren chuckled while typing something into the console.

"Well then, there’s something we need to handle first... naming. This planet doesn’t even have a proper name yet, and we also need a name for your gym."

Garion instantly grinned. "That’s easy. I’ll use the same name from my previous world. And let’s fuse the planet’s name into it too, since the whole planet is basically the gym anyway."

Paren nodded slowly. "I see... so what’s the name?"

Garion’s grin widened. "Of course... the name will be God Gym."

The room instantly fell silent. Both Paren and Alira frowned at the same time.

Paren rubbed his forehead. "Garion... can’t you pick another name?"

Garion blinked in confusion. "Why?"

Paren’s expression turned serious. "Because this isn’t your old world anymore. In this cosmic world, gods are real."

Alira quickly nodded beside him. "Using the word ’God’ publicly is extremely sensitive."

Garion only grinned. "It’s fine. I already used the same name in my old world."

Paren frowned harder. "You don’t understand, Garion. In lower worlds, nobody cares. But here? Gods are real. They can literally come directly to you."

Garion laughed lightly. "Relax already. They won’t do anything to me."

Paren narrowed his eyes. "And why are you so sure about that?"

Garion smirked. "Let me ask you something. If people suddenly hear about a place called God Gym appearing out of nowhere... what would they think first?"

Alira answered first. "That it must be related to a god... or something."

Garion snapped his fingers. "Exactly. Think about it. Most people wouldn’t dare mess with something openly carrying the word ’God’ unless they’re completely insane."

He shrugged and pointed toward the endless cosmic world outside. "And actual gods? They might just assume another god is involved somehow."

He then shrugged. "Maybe they’d even think I’m spreading a god’s influence or reputation. The more well-known a god is, the better for them, right?"

Alira looked stunned as realization slowly dawned on her. "So you’re basically hiding behind their reputation..."

Garion laughed and nodded.

Even Paren fell silent for a moment because, annoyingly enough, Garion’s logic actually made sense.

In a universe where nobody casually dared to use the names of gods, something openly calling itself God Gym would naturally make people hesitate.

After all... nobody wanted to accidentally offend a hidden god.

Paren finally looked back at Garion helplessly. "You’re either a genius or completely insane."

Garion grinned proudly. "Haha, I’ve already been called that way too many times."

---

Paren stared at Garion for a moment before finally sighing and rubbing his head helplessly.

"Fine... if you insist on calling it God Gym, then use it. But..." His expression turned serious. "If actual gods come knocking on your door later, don’t drag me into your madness."

Garion grinned. "Relax. I’m not that crazy."

Both Paren and Alira gave him the same doubtful look. For some reason, neither of them believed him at all.

Garion only laughed louder, completely ignoring their reactions. "Alright then, enough talking. When are we leaving?"

Paren turned back to the screen, typing a few things before replying, "Right now."

Garion blinked. "What? Already done? I thought you still had to deal with all the bureaucracy again."

Paren smirked. "That’s because I’m the manager here. I already handled most of the files earlier. I just needed the name to finalize everything."

Garion placed a hand on his chest dramatically. "I see... as expected of the one person capable of recognizing my true worth."

Paren ignored him entirely and turned toward Alira instead.

"Alira, escort him personally. Use my private ship to make sure everything goes smoothly."

Alira nodded immediately. "Understood."

She looked at Garion. "Follow me."

Garion nodded, then waved toward Paren as he walked out. "Bye-bye, Manager Paren."

Paren simply stared at him as he left with Alira. The moment the door closed behind them, a helpless smile appeared on his face.

"Damn... to think the person I decided to place my hopes on would be like this... But what can I do? He has the best qualifications."

Then he clapped his hands together softly and muttered, "Please succeed... for my sake."

After a brief pause, he added under his breath, "And please don’t cause any trouble."

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Meanwhile, inside the private spaceship, Garion sat comfortably beside the window, staring at the endless universe outside.

Compared to Garion’s excitement, Alira remained calm and silent while operating the ship.

After several minutes of silence, Garion finally sighed. "You really don’t like talking much, huh?"

Without turning her head, Alira replied, "There’s nothing to say."

Garion chuckled. "Fair enough, but this silence is starting to feel illegal."

That earned him a brief glance from her before she looked back at the controls.

Garion leaned forward slightly. "So, what exactly do I need to do after arriving there? Don’t tell me I can just open my gym immediately."

Hearing that, Alira finally turned toward him. "It’s not complicated. Just do whatever you want on the planet."

Garion blinked. "That simple?"

Alira nodded. "As long as you follow the territory’s basic rules, nobody cares what happens on an uninhabited resource planet."

Then she added calmly, "As for external matters like registration, business reports, territory records, taxes, and legality... leave those to us."

Garion’s eyes immediately lit up. "Ohhh, now that sounds convenient."

Alira sighed quietly. "Just make sure that if you get customers later... you treat them properly."

Garion instantly grinned with confidence. "Haha! That’s the thing I’m best at."

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