Chapter 501: Chapter 226: So I’m the Only Clown Here? (3)

"Did you use every word you learned from Chinese class? You’ve worked hard..."

"No, no, that’s only half of it. I’ll tell you the other half when I get to the Capital City. I’m drafting it over this period."

"Oh, then I won’t delay you guys eating crayfish."

After speaking, Jiang Banxia hung up the video call.

Li Yang looked at Xiangnu with a resentful expression and said unpleasantly, "Do you really have to? Even though coming to eat at your place so late isn’t great, you didn’t have to set me up with a trap, did you? Specifically wearing hot pants..."

Li Yang had never seen Xiangnu dressed like this before.

Let’s just say the beautiful legs distracted his thinking, not realizing it was a trap.

Xiangnu walked over, opening the food container as she said, "Do I really need to set a trap for you? I was video-calling with Xiaxia when you called, she heard everything. I was just practicing body shaping then... I really wasn’t planning on eating."

"Should I switch to another place?"

"Since you’re here anyway, and I’m actually hungry too, but I really haven’t had dinner in a long time."

"Why?"

"To maintain my figure, of course. I’m not married or in a relationship. What if my figure goes downhill?"

Li Yang looked Xiangnu up and down; a good figure indeed comes from diligent maintenance.

Any posture is so alluring.

Jiang Banxia is much simpler, but she’s naturally good-looking, not falling short of Xiangnu.

"Real perseverance! If someone didn’t let me have dinner, I’d fight them!"

Li Yang handed the gloves to Xiangnu and started feasting.

You gotta have company when eating this stuff, it’s too dull eating alone.

Xiangnu sat down, put on gloves, and said, "I’d love to eat too, but I can’t help it. If I had Xiaxia’s talents, I wouldn’t care if I got as fat as a pig. But I’ve got no other assets, so I’ve got to maintain my only one."

"Now that you mention it, I should exercise too, after all, my only asset is this flawlessly handsome face."

"Ha, I wish that were your only asset."

In Xiangnu’s view, Li Yang’s personality wasn’t likable, but after spending time together, she felt he had an incredible sense of security.

Judging from how much trust Song Yu and the others had in Li Yang, she was willing to go broke gathering money for him, and Li Yang never mentioned risks or returns to them.

Li Yang glanced at Xiangnu: "I have another asset, hidden so deep you know it? Do you have X-ray vision?"

Xiangnu rolled her eyes: "Yes, yes, I have X-ray vision! Hurry up and eat, I can see your stomach is flat..."

"Then I’ll cover it, so you can’t see it anymore."

After saying that, Li Yang cross-legged his legs.

Xiangnu: "..."

...

After eating, Li Yang left, taking the trash with him for Xiangnu.

This meal was totally a loss.

As soon as he got in the car, Li Yang video-called Jiang Banxia.

As soon as the call connected, he immediately said, "It only took twenty minutes, you should trust my competence, dear, I definitely didn’t do anything."

Jiang Banxia said somewhat awkwardly, "Mm-hmm, I trust you, I’m getting ready to sleep..."

"No way, you have to watch me make it home. Then I want to give you a kiss..."

"But I’m a bit sleepy, I have work tomorrow."

"Are you upset? I feel like something is off with you. Are you starting to suspect me?"

"No, I’m really just sleepy."

"No way! Once the seed of suspicion is planted, it grows into trouble. Let’s chat a bit more, let me prove my innocence."

"I believe in Master Li’s innocence, it’s just a meal, I won’t overthink it."

"But from your look now, I think you did overthink it."

"No I didn’t..."

"Then give me a kiss."

"Mua^..."

"Then let me have a bite."

"Huh?"

"See, you’re unwilling now, and you say you weren’t overthinking? Before you’d feed it to my mouth..."

As soon as Li Yang finished speaking, he saw Jiang Banxia lower her head and subtly moved the camera.

And then...

Li Yang discovered Dou Ying sitting next to Jiang Banxia.

He remained in a close-up kissing pose on the screen.

In an instant, Li Yang swiftly hung up the video call.

At that moment, he was so embarrassed, he could almost dig a hole in the car floor.

Today was a rough one thanks to Yang Shanshan, blundering over and over.

Yes, it’s all Yang Shanshan’s fault!

He transferred 2,000 yuan to Wu Tianqi, saying, "Get a hotel, don’t sleep on the streets."

The next second, Wu Tianqi sent back a photo, he and Yang Shanshan were eating crayfish, in the photo Yang Shanshan was specifically peeling one to feed him.

After sending the photo, Wu Tianqi accepted the transfer, not even saying thanks.

Damn, so I’m the only clown today, huh?

In the photo, Wu Tianqi’s face remains abstract, and Yang Shanshan’s face is still beautiful. When feeding the shrimp, Yang Shanshan herself was smiling happily, as if filled with love.

With this game, who could handle it?

He was wrong, he truly was.

He only knew that being led on ends in failure, losing everything, without realizing some people just enjoy the process.

He was wrong, he truly was.

He only knew there was no future for being a pushover, but forgot that not all pushovers are fools, without genuine attraction, they wouldn’t persist against all odds.