Hogwarts: Chill, I'm Not That Riddle
Chapter 32: Rubeus Hagrid
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After lunch, Harry and Ron headed to Hagridâs hut, just like theyâd planned.
The half-giant greeted them warmlyâwith scalding hot tea and rock-hard pies that could probably dent a cauldron.
"Another Weasley?"
Hagrid groaned the moment he saw Ronâs unmistakable red hair. "Iâve barely gotten any sleep these past few years trying to keep your brothers out of the Forbidden Forest."
Ron gave an awkward chuckle, lowering his head to nibble on the pie. Big mistakeâhe nearly cracked a tooth. His face twisted like heâd bitten into a brick.
Seeing Ronâs expression, Harry quietly put his own pie back on the plate, blew on his tea, and took a careful sip. Then he started chatting about their first week of classes.
To Harry, Hogwarts was nothing short of a dream. Cozy dorms, food he could eat until he was full, and a decent amount of spending moneyâwell, inheritance technically.
But the best part? Magic. He was learning spells, making real friends... It was everything heâd ever wanted.
The only thing that put a damper on his mood was todayâs run-in with Snape.
"Tom Riddle even claimed Snape was apologizing to my mum," Harry grumbled. "I mean, come on. Thatâs gotta be total nonsense."
He didnât notice how Hagridâs massive frame twitched slightly at the mention of that nameâTom Riddle.
"Hagrid," Harry continued, "I really think Snape hates me. As if I made a mistake and didnât apologize."
"Rubbish," Hagrid muttered distractedly, fiddling with the leftover pies. "Why would he hate you? And even if someone owes an apology, it wouldnât be you."
"If anyone should be apologizing," Hagrid thought, "itâd be James Potter."
He remembered all too well how arrogant that groupâthe Maraudersâhad been back in the day. Even the Slytherin kids training to be Death Eaters didnât dare mess with them. Snape had been the only one stubborn enough to keep standing up to them, and heâd gotten battered for it.
It wasnât until James matured after graduation that Hagrid actually saw a decent side of him. They even became friendsâeventually.
"Huh?" Harry blinked. "Then... who should apologize?"
Hagrid waved his enormous hand dismissively, clearly done with the subject. "No one needs to apologize. Snapeâs not out to get you, Harry. Donât overthink it. Here, have another nougat."
"...Alright."
Harry could tell Hagrid was dodging the question, but he didnât press it. Instead, he listened to Ron talk about one of his older brothers who worked with dragons in Romania. While they chatted, Harryâs gaze drifted to a newspaper on the edge of the table.
The headline caught his eye: "Latest on the Gringotts Break-In."
He picked it up and skimmed the article. Huhâwhat a coincidence. The break-in happened on his birthday... the very same day heâd gone to Diagon Alley with Hagrid.
Still, Dumbledore had picked up whatever it was they were supposed to get before the robbery happened. And he hadnât given Hagrid any special mission. So Harry didnât overthink it.
He glanced at the paper once more, then let it go.
But Tom didnât.
After reading that dayâs issue of The Daily Prophet, he fell deep into thought.
In his past life, many people believed Dumbledore had orchestrated everything at Hogwartsâevery danger and adventure laid out like stepping stones to help Harry grow stronger.
That all of it had been a master plan to train Harry, preparing him to eventually defeat Voldemort and fulfill the prophecy.
But Tom never bought into that theory.
Sure, Dumbledore had a tight grip on the school. He definitely knew more than he let on.
But that didnât mean he was omniscient or had every detail planned out in advance.
If heâd really known what was happening, thereâs no way heâd have let the Chamber of Secrets open in second year, Sirius Black escape in third, or let Barty Crouch Jr. impersonate Moody in fourth.
Still, there was no doubt that first-year Harry had been carefully pushed along a very specific path. Those so-called "obstacles" guarding the Philosopherâs Stone? They felt less like defenses against a real threat and more like a puzzle trail meant for a curious young wizard.
Tom didnât care about the Philosopherâs Stone. Immortality that couldnât stop aging? Useless.
What he did care about... was Quirrell.
If they dangled the Philosopherâs Stone like bait, Tom figured Quirrell would bite.
Hell, heâd probably play fetch if you threw it far enough. And even if he didnât want to, Tom Riddleâthe one inside his headâwould probably give him a shove.
Not that this Tom needed a servant or anything. He wasnât a Dark Lord.
All he wanted from Professor Quirrell... was a few easy credits.
Not an unreasonable ask, right?
"Tom, what are you thinking about?" Daphneâs voice cut through his thoughts. Sheâd been watching him stare off toward the Black Lake, lost in thought.
He blinked, then smiled faintly. "Just wondering how someone like Professor Quirrell ever got hired."
Daphne pulled a face. "Right? The man can barely form a sentence. Iâd rather read the textbook than listen to him stutter through a lecture."
"I mean, what was Dumbledore thinking? Heâs over a hundredâmaybe heâs just gone senile?"
Tom couldnât help but wonder just what Dumbledore had done in the past to make purebloods despise him so thoroughly.
Not that Daphne would know anything about that kind of ancient wizarding drama. Still, he humored her.
"I heard thereâs a curse on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position," Tom said casually. "No professor lasts more than a year."
"Thatâs what I heard too!" Daphneâs eyes lit up. "Every single one quits or disappears. Itâs like clockwork."
She perked up immediately, diving into gossip mode as she eagerly shared all the juicy tidbits sheâd picked up.
The last Defense professor? A witch who got cheated out of her money and her heart by some shady wizard. She ended up castrating the guy during a dark and stormy night, then looted everything he had and fled the country. Sheâs still wanted by the Ministry.
The one before her was a super old wizardâan old friend of Dumbledoreâs. Came down with something nasty around Easter and got carted off to St. Mungoâs.
And the ones before that? Thereâd been smugglers, shady experimenters who injured themselves, and even someone who turned out to have a criminal record.
As Daphneâs stories went on, her voice got softer and softer... until finally, she trailed off completelyâcurled up beside Tom, using his arm as a pillow.
Tom glanced at the sleeping girl, helplessly amused.
He didnât wake her. Instead, he shifted into a more comfortable position for both of themâand let his mind drift into the Study space.
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