Chapter 855: 855 One Piece: The Purity of the King of the World Is in Danger, Allen and Luffy vs. Alvida’s Pirates and the Hidden Thief Girl.

One Piece—that was the name of this world. Its theme was not apocalyptic, like HOTD, nor magical, like Fairy Tail, nor one of heroes and villains, like MHA. If this world could be defined in just two words, they would be:

Dreams and Sea...

Allen, who had been asleep, perceived a faint aroma of lavender and feminine perfume. He opened his eyes, and the first thing he noticed was that he was inside a pink-painted room. He felt the softness of a bed beneath him, while his arms were tied above his head with thick ropes.

It was a familiar room.

"Mm hehe~"

A woman hummed while applying makeup in front of a vanity.

The moment Allen saw her, chills ran through him.

This woman was as large as a gorilla, as fat as a walrus, and as ugly as blasphemy itself. There was nothing inherently wrong with that—not everyone was born perfect like Allen—but this woman was an arrogant pirate who showed him no respect.

She had kidnapped him for the second time!

Allen also cursed Luffy; if he had not wasted energy arguing with him, he might have escaped by swimming.

Were there chances of dying in the middle of the sea? Of course. But even that would have been better than this fate!

"Now, it’s time to consummate our love❤️~" Alvida finished applying her lipstick and stood up to look at Allen. Her long black wavy hair framed her face, and her long red nails gleamed ominously.

[Hey, do something! You’re about to be defiled!]

’No!! Wait... can you still talk to me, you Cursed Chest?!’

[Who are you calling cursed?! Yes, idiot, we have a connection. No matter the distance, I should be able to communicate with you... probably.]

"Ah, my dear, I thought I’d lost you~" Alvida said, gazing at Allen like a dangerous predator.

’Damn it!’ Allen cursed internally. He had no time to talk to the Chest. ’How can I possibly have this much bad luck?’

This world consisted of four great seas divided by the Red Line, a massive strip of land that crossed the world like a belt, and similarly by the Grand Line, which stretched across the seas in the same way.

Of these four seas, East Blue was famous for being the weakest in terms of danger. There were fewer pirates, and their strength was generally nothing too terrifying.

And yet, despite all of that, Allen had the horrible luck of falling into the clutches of Alvida the Iron Mace twice!

What were the odds of that?!

Allen knew the answer.

His terrible luck.

No matter what time of year it was, something always happened to ruin his day.

He quickly assessed his situation. He was on Alvida’s bed—a double bed with heart-patterned blankets and matching couple pillows.

When the hell had this woman gotten all this?!

"You will be my husband!❤️" The woman said while drooling.

Pretending was useless.

"Alvida... again?!" Allen opened his eyes. There was no fear in them—only disappointment.

Alvida smiled affectionately.

"Last time you escaped, but this time we’ll be together forever!~"

"I refuse!"

"Huh?" Alvida froze in shock.

The last time, Allen had pretended obedience to lower her guard and escape, but this time he made no such effort.

"What did you expect?! You kidnapped me twice! Did you seriously think I’d fall in love with you?!"

It was true that Alvida was ugly, but what truly disgusted Allen was that this woman dared to kidnap the future King of the World!

What insolence!

"Listen, Alvida! I can overlook the fact that you fell in love with me—I mean, I’m me, so honestly I’d do the same. It’s inevitable. I can even overlook that you brought me here against my will the first time because, despite imprisoning me, you treated me decently, with acceptable food and respect, but... but... how the hell do you think dressing like this is acceptable?!"

"Huh?"

[Huh?!]

Even the chest was stunned that this was what bothered Allen.

Alvida wore a giant white cowgirl hat with a large red feather, a red scarf around her neck, a pink plaid shirt, a blue captain’s jacket over it, gray pants, sandals, several rings, and a pistol tucked into her purple sash.

"What kind of flashy disaster is that supposed to be?! Where is the elegance?!"

[THAT’S what bothers you?!]

"Shut up! A man like me could dress like a beggar and still be Adonis, but Alvida? She can’t change her face, so why make it worse by dressing like a clown?!"

Alvida took a direct hit to both heart and mind and fell to her knees.

This woman had a completely distorted perception of reality. She constantly demanded that her crew call her beautiful and praise her, though none of them truly believed it. Still, they knew disobedience meant a miserable death beneath Alvida’s giant spiked iron mace.

Alvida’s face twisted with rising fury.

"Darling... I will forgive you only once... If you say that again, I’ll put a leash on you and demote you from husband to personal slave."

"In your dreams," Allen said with shameless mockery. "Hiken!"

Alvida’s eyes widened as the ropes binding Allen burned away. Without wasting a second, he rose from the bed and smiled.

"Sorry. Come back after you change stylists, lose weight, and become beautiful—then maybe I’ll consider it."

Allen clenched his fist, covering it with flames. "Hiken!"

Alvida was struck by a fire punch that blasted her straight out of the cabin.

"Ahhh!" She rolled across the floor trying desperately to extinguish the flames, and when she finally did, she was scorched and singed. Still, as expected of a five-million-Berry pirate, she did not go down from that alone.

"Lady Alvida!"

"Boss!"

"Captain!"

Alvida’s crew quickly gathered outside the cabin. The Miss Love Duck was not a large ship—just a small four-sail vessel—so Alvida’s screams immediately drew her crew.

Alvida rose to her feet and glared at Allen with irritation. The "love" in her eyes had vanished, leaving only resentment and bitterness.

’Hey, Chest, what the hell is this?!’ Allen thought, smiling nervously with a bead of sweat on his cheek.

[What?]

’What do you mean what?! How is it possible that the power of a Logia Devil Fruit can’t even take down a five-million-Berry pirate?!’

In this world, justice was enforced by the Marines, and pirates were among the primary criminals. Their bounties were a way of measuring how dangerous or powerful they were.

A five-million-Berry bounty already qualified Alvida as superhuman.

However, there was something beyond ordinary superhuman strength—

Devil Fruits.

Each fruit granted supernatural abilities, essentially superpowers, and among the three types, Logias—elemental Devil Fruits like fire, ice, and lightning—were considered the strongest, or at least that was common sense.

[Ah... well, I couldn’t exactly explain before because your ego and that idiot interrupted me. Every Skill has upgrades. To improve them, you need to invest more coins. For example, your "Hiken" needs to reach level five to match its original user’s power, and after that, you can improve it even further.]

Allen remained silent for a moment.

’Don’t you think that was something you should’ve told me beforehand?!’

Allen had imagined that even if he could only use one attack, since it came from the Mera Mera no Mi, he could burn down the entire ship.

Of course, he had not thought about what would happen afterward.

He could very well burn himself too.

But such details were insignificant when protecting his purity!

Allen considered escaping, but suddenly felt weak.

[Be careful. Skills consume your vitality. Right now, you’re an ordinary person. Three uses are your limit. Use it a fourth time, and you’ll pass out!]

"You really should’ve said that sooner!"

The pirates watched Allen shouting at empty air like a lunatic, but regardless, they drew their pistols and swords.

This man had attacked their captain.

It was a thoroughly screwed situation!

....

Meanwhile, as all this chaos unfolded, an orange-haired girl peeked from behind a corner. She was not part of Alvida’s crew but had snuck aboard to steal her treasure.

’What is this idiot doing? Doesn’t he know they could kill him?’ 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢

This girl was a thief who had seen all kinds of pirates and knew how to recognize monsters when she saw them. To be honest, any pirate with a bounty over one million was already far beyond what an ordinary person could deal with.

She was shocked because, in a situation where Allen should have been begging for mercy, he instead smiled fearlessly.

"To hell with it! Come at me, you bastards! I will become King of the World! I won’t let some random pirates bring me down!"

"...!"

The girl’s jaw dropped.

The pirates were also stunned.

This guy had guts.

Even Alvida stopped being angry and clasped her hands together while her heart filled her eyes.

"Wonderful!~"

EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The pirates’ jaws collectively hit the floor.

Their captain was supposed to be furious—not praising him!

As if things were not chaotic enough, the storage room door exploded open, and Luffy emerged dragging Koby behind him.

"Ora!"

"You’re the Straw Hat boy?! How did you escape?!" Alvida shouted. "Was it you, Koby?!"

"I..." Koby, terrified of Alvida, did not know how to answer.

At that moment, Allen laughed.

"Excellent work freeing my subordinate, Koby! Everything went exactly according to my plan!"

[Oh, bullshit!]

The chest could hardly believe that in the middle of all this chaos, Allen shamelessly took credit like the absolute bastard he was.

"Huh?" Koby blinked in disbelief as he looked at Allen once again, but his expression quickly twisted into anger.

"Y-you tricked me!"

Allen shook his head and put on a proud, confident expression.

"No, Koby, this was always the plan. It’s just that my mind works in five dimensions, and it’s difficult to explain the complexity of my plan. Look, while I was escaping and you were sacrificing yourself, I went to bring my henchman to defeat Alvida and free you. It was all part of my plan."

Everyone—whether it was Alvida, the pirates, Koby, or the hidden girl—was left in shock. This was the biggest shameless bastard in the entire world. It was no longer about having an ego; this scoundrel was spewing an endless stream of bullshit and expected everyone to believe it.

"Who are you calling a henchman?!" Luffy angrily pointed at Allen. "I’m going to be the King of the Pirates, not your subordinate!"

Allen chuckled under his breath. "It doesn’t matter whether you’re Pirate King or Thief King, I’ll be the King of the World, king of kings, king of everything, so eventually I’ll be your lord. Now be a good henchman and defeat Alvida."

"Gomu Gomu no Pistol!"

Luffy attacked—but not Alvida. He attacked Allen instead.

Allen instinctively used his Hiken and burned Luffy’s fist.

"Ahhh! It burns!" Luffy rolled on the ground, clutching his flaming arm, while Allen, exhausted from the strain, collapsed to the floor.

Alvida’s pirates stared at their enemies being defeated by themselves. Meanwhile, Koby cried.

"We’re dead..."

"Not yet!" Allen got up and ran toward the treasure room, where the girl was hiding.

"Stop him!" Alvida shouted, and the pirates yelled before running after him.

The girl grew nervous and looked around. Escaping in this situation wasn’t an option, so she hid.

Allen kicked the door open and entered, nearly tripping as he did. In the middle of the room were several sacks of gold and jewels, along with the Magic Chest.

[Hello]

’Hello.’ Allen smiled. Without hesitation, he shut the door, barricaded it with a wooden plank, and ran to the Chest.

[Hurry!]

"That’s what I’m doing!" Allen grabbed the sacks of gold and emptied them into the Chest.

Outside, the pirates slammed against the door, trying to break it down. They knew Allen had no escape, but they also knew Allen was a shameless scoundrel capable of anything, so they didn’t hesitate to plan his end.

"..." Nervously, Allen emptied every last coin. It hurt to lose those two million berries, but there was no other choice.

Then the scroll appeared.

– Copper Coins: 2

Without hesitation, Allen chose "Strength." This stat generally enhanced physical capabilities, so he immediately felt his vitality recover—and not only that, but increase.

Even so, he still wouldn’t be able to defeat twenty pirates with just that, so he used his other coin on "Skills."

The girl was between sixteen and seventeen years old; her orange eyes widened in amazement as she watched what Allen was doing. She almost screamed when she saw the treasure disappear into the Chest, but then a golden glow enveloped her, and out of nowhere she saw Allen’s pale face regain its color—not only that, but he went from looking thin to a bit healthier.

’Who are you?’

Once again, a golden glow caused the girl to blink in disbelief.

"..." Allen smiled confidently.

....

"Come out of there!"

"Surrender!"

"You damn pretty boy!"

"I’ll cut your face before throwing you into the sea!"

The door wasn’t indestructible. It soon broke apart, and the pirates could already see Allen’s fate. They had been jealous—not because they had strange tastes, but because ever since he arrived (even though he had only been on Alvida’s ship for less than a day), she treated him like a king, while they couldn’t even speak without fearing Alvida would kill them.

On top of that, Allen was handsome in a way none of them could ever hope to be. Life was simply too unfair. But since he was Alvida’s "Prince Charming," none of them could say anything.

But that was over now, and this was their chance to take out their frustrations on Allen. Their smiles turned wicked, but before they could enter, Allen stepped out with a grin on his face and whispered,

"Noro Beam..."

The pirates were engulfed in purple waves that slowed them down the moment they touched them.

Allen walked past one and slapped him across the face. He smiled at another pirate and poked his eyes. He kicked the third pirate in the balls. The fourth pirate, Allen didn’t hurt him because he had brought him food the first time, but he still pulled down his pants to humiliate him.

Allen gave the rest of the pirates a malevolent smile that made them shudder.

The pirates reacted to the blows slowly, as if in slow motion, while Allen looked like he was reenacting a Quicksilver scene. He could almost hear "Sweet Dreams," though of course, he didn’t remember it at that moment.

Allen threw the last pirate overboard, dusted off his hands, snapped his fingers, and the effect of the Skill he had obtained ended.

The pirates screamed and collapsed to the ground; some even fell into the sea. The only pirate left—the one who had merely been humiliated by having his pants pulled down—dropped his sword and raised his hands.

Of course, everyone had seen Allen attack with fire, but that wasn’t anything too special. With gunpowder, some fuel, or oil, that could be replicated.

But this... this was magic—a power that in East Blue had only been heard of in legends.

"You’re a Devil Fruit user!" the man said, trembling.

Allen smiled proudly. "Oh, don’t worry. Someday, you’ll remember this day as the day you had the honor and glory of being defeated by the King of the World."

"Gomu Gomu no Bazooka!"

Allen’s face froze, and he turned just in time to see Alvida get knocked flying by one of Luffy’s attacks in the distance—but in the process, the main mast broke.

"Hey, why are you damaging my ship?!" Allen exclaimed as he ran toward Luffy and grabbed him by the neck.

This guy had planned to keep Alvida’s ship, but the main sail was its heart. Without it, it couldn’t sail, which completely screwed him over.

"Huh? Sorry... no, wait, you attacked me!" Luffy also started arguing.

[Hey, I don’t know if I should tell you since you’re busy, but I’m being kidnapped!]

Allen immediately panicked, let go of Luffy, and ran to the treasure room. Sure enough, the Chest was gone.

That Chest was his hope, his future, and his only chance to fulfill his dream.

"Where are you?!"

[Behind!]

Allen hurried over, and when he arrived, he saw a small boat drifting away. On it was an orange-haired girl... along with his Magic Chest.

"How dare you steal from me!"

Without hesitation, Allen threw himself into the sea and swam after the boat.

Luffy watched Allen swim away, but since he was a Devil Fruit user, he couldn’t swim, so he didn’t follow.

"That bastard still hasn’t gotten his ass kicked for what he did to me..." Luffy grinned as he adjusted his hat.

This made Koby look at Luffy strangely. He didn’t know whether Luffy hated Allen or liked him.

....

Meanwhile, outside the world, the laughter never stopped.

Annie – Allen managed to defend his purity from Alvida hahaha

Amanda – What purity?! He’s a shameless womanizer! Hahaha

Albedo – Tell me you recorded the moment when Allen-sama was tied to the bed~

Aphrodite – Recorded and saved in 16k hehe❤️~

Rick – I’m never going to let you forget this hahaha!

Being born in the world of One Piece and growing up there had made Allen less intelligent. It wasn’t that he was stupid, but his intelligence had dropped to a normal level. For someone capable of competing with Stan Edgar and Urahara Kisuke in cunning, it was a monumental downgrade, and as a consequence, it caused Allen to act without thinking about the consequences many times.

Only the future would tell what awaited the Next King of the World, Allen Walker—and the trouble he would get himself into because of it.

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A/N: In the end, I couldn’t resist the temptation to write about One Piece. It was definitely because of the story, not the waifus—trust me 🍷🗿