I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!
Chapter 555 - 554: Brother Huai Only Knows How to Punch You Away
The museum entrance looked even more battered.
Compared to the beginning, the door frame was now somewhat deformed, like a giant beast with a gaping bloody mouth waiting for them to enter.
Guan Yu stood at the door, looking around, and grabbed Chu Qiu’s hand to touch the "bloodstain" on the door.
"Hey, it’s not red paint."
Chu Qiu: "... What the hell is sticking on my hand?!!"
"Be a man, be generous."
"... If I weren’t generous, you’d already be splayed out on the ground!"
Whenever those two were together, there was a lot of fun. Wherever the comedy duo went, the show continued; there hadn’t been a dull moment from the beginning until now.
The audience loved to watch such interactions, and at this moment, the bullet comments were flooded with hahaha.
[Finished, hahahahahaha! The three groups bumped into each other!]
[Damn! That thing in the museum just now almost scared me to death!]
[When I saw that writhing flower bud head pinned to the wall with an axe, I was already sent off, very peacefully]
[Isn’t this episode supposed to be post-apocalyptic? It’s a horror movie, right? / A mole sticking out its head looking left and right.jpg]
[Chu Qiu is also so funny hahahahahahaha]
[It’s killing me, those six getting together made me laugh uncontrollably]
[Li Yang, why are you starting to look more and more like an old man watching street performances?! You’re an idol! An idol!]
[Guo Yin: I want to escape~ but I can’t~]
[Mu Qiu’s ability to talk nonsense is getting stronger and stronger]
[That sensor faucet suddenly turning on really scared me]
[Imagination is a disease, sometimes deadly]
[Wuwuwuwu I’m so scared, Brother Huai protect me]
[Brother Huai would just punch you away]
[Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha]
["Don’t worry, I’ll make sure others don’t come over" hahahahahaha! Brother Huai is so straightforward!]
[Sigh, I’m getting more worried about whether Brother Huai will ever date in the future]
[Where are Brother Cheng and them? Didn’t Mu Qiu say they were going to find them?]
[I’ll cover my eyes once they go in]
[Just a reminder to everyone, turn down the volume. Mu Qiu and her friends’ shout almost deafened me just now]
[I just want to know what that thing is? How can it move?]
[It really has the look of a post-apocalyptic story now, mutant plants]
[Anticipating those five monsters]
[Brother Cheng: ?? Why do you not anticipate us but those five monsters?] 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
[Still haven’t heard Shu Ran scream, that’s unusual / doghead]
[From the start until now, in just one hour, I’ve heard four waves of screams]
[That scream from Mu Qiu and her friend really scared away my breakfast]
[Are Brother Cheng and them going to stay in the fast-food store and not come out? Are they sneaking food in there?]
[I have a feeling Li Yang will be the first to scream later]
[Hahahahahahahaha doesn’t Li Yang care about face?!]
[I guess it’s Guan Yu... never mind, I guess Chu Qiu]
[Chu Qiu truly has no survival instincts hahahahaha, matches Brother Huai]
[Brother Huai: currently searching for food everywhere, don’t cue me]
[They haven’t even started the show and already lost 100 bucks hahahahahaha]
[The number of people participating in the bet is increasing / doghead]
[Mu Qiu and Guan Yu counting money made me laugh for five minutes, my mom thought I was crazy]
[...]
In the frame.
After testing the bloodstain at the entrance, they found other details.
"On this door..." Li Yang, squatting on the other side, picked up a strand of green from the shattered glass and held it up for them to see,
"How is there seaweed???"
Zhao Yu swallowed, sneaked a glance at his superior profile, and then randomly said:
"Maybe, the sea’s daughter mutated, came to the land to see an art exhibition, and accidentally tore her seaweed skirt?"
Li Yang raised the bit of green seaweed, his eyebrows furrowed high, looking at her subtly.
Zhao Yu coughed, looked elsewhere: "Just pretend you didn’t hear anything."
Li Yang held up the seaweed and stood up, thought for a moment: "Actually, it’s not impossible, the production team likes unexpected ideas.
Maybe among those monsters there’s an Ultraman or a sea’s daughter?"
Mu Qiu speechless: "The post-apocalypse is turning into a cartoon?"
"Then how do you explain this?" He raised the seaweed on his finger to her, "Why would seaweed inexplicably appear here? On shattered glass with bloodstains?"
"Clearly, this pile of seaweed bled."
"... I’d rather believe that the sea’s daughter mutated!"
Mu Qiu rubbed her nose, refusing to look at him.
"Alright, alright, the outside is all minor issues, the inside has the important evidence. Let’s go, let’s go inside. By the way, does anyone have a flashlight?"
"Got it," Guo Yin raised his hand, turned over the radio tied to his arm slightly, pressed a button, and immediately the long wire on the radio lit up,
"There’s one on the radio, and I found it has quite a few buttons besides the tuner, it can even play music."
Guan Yu expressed disdain: "Adding flashy functions takes up memory."
"Be careful what you say, or the sponsor daddy might downgrade you remotely, turning you into an immovable fixed NPC."
"The sponsor daddy wouldn’t do that... wait a minute!"
Guan Yu suddenly shouted.
Everyone else was startled, turned to look at her.
"What’s wrong?"
"Sister Guan Yu, can you tone down your voice?"
"Are you going into labor?"
Guan Yu ignored their questions, squinted her eyes to look at the camera: "The director didn’t seem to mention anything about this episode’s MVP and floating NPCs."
The floating NPCs themselves, Mu Qiu and Li Yang, both paused.
"Hah, it’s okay if they didn’t mention it, it’s nothing, I believe Sister Guan Yu you’ll rely on your strength to win first place, without any external help, to survive in this terrible apocalypse." Mu Qiu chuckled.
"Did you drink all the world’s chicken soup?" Guan Yu rolled her eyes, "Don’t worry, even if it’s not mentioned now, later we’ll proactively ask. Whether we have support or not isn’t important, what’s important is——"
She looked at Mu Qiu and Li Yang, her eyes kind: "How could the last place not have a special treatment? How else will your uniqueness stand out? Don’t worry, I’ll definitely ask for you when we gather later."
"... No need for that."
After debating at the entrance for so long, they finally were about to go in.
Li Yang and his group led the way, pushing open the broken door to walk in.
At the same time they entered the museum, at the end of the street in the fast-food store, the two who went in to investigate finally came out, spotting the group of people at the end traveling together.
Shen Zhousong: "So many people, did they form an alliance?"
"Probably not," Cheng Zhirang watched as their last person disappeared at the museum entrance, squinting slightly to avoid the glaring light, and said:
"Let’s follow and take a look."