I'm Strong But Only If I Stay Lewd
Chapter 72: Goshujin-sama… I’m Horny
For now, Rin focused on keeping the mood from darkening completely, offering Yuri a small, comforting smile across the table as the remnants of her ice cream slowly melted in the bowl, the sweet flavors mixing into a colorful swirl. 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎
The date continued in this delicate balance between lighthearted discovery and the lingering shadow of greater threats from beyond the void, the soft lantern light casting gentle shadows across their table as Yuri and Rin sat together in the quiet corner of Moonlit Petals.
Then Yuri replied in a quiet, serious voice that carried the weight of her ancient duty, "I know, but rumors have it that Lilith — the Mother of All Monsters — is the one orchestrating it all."
Lilith was known across countless realms as the ultimate progenitor, the first monster ever created in the primordial chaos before most worlds had taken shape.
To the vast majority of beings, she was revered and feared under the grand title "Tiamat, the Mother of Monsters," the supreme ruler who commanded legions of nightmarish creatures and held dominion over the monster hierarchy.
Only a very few ancient entities, like Yuri in her former role as Void Keeper, knew her true name was Lilith.
She was not merely a powerful monster — she was the origin from which all others had sprung.
Legends spoke of her as an eternal, seductive force of chaos and conquest, capable of analyzing entire battlefields in moments, perfectly orchestrating complex invasions across multiple realms with cold, calculating precision.
She had toppled kingdoms, shattered divine orders, and swallowed entire civilizations throughout the eons, always staying several steps ahead of her enemies through ruthless intelligence and overwhelming primal power.
Yuri continued, her starry red eyes darkening with concern as she spoke, "Lilith isn’t just a normal monster, She was the first monster ever created... and known for conquering so many realms."
Her voice grew softer but heavier, painting a vivid picture of a being who could study the weaknesses of gods and mortals alike, then strike with flawless strategy — summoning hordes, twisting realities, and turning entire worlds into breeding grounds for her children.
The idea of Lilith turning her attention toward Earth clearly unsettled Yuri deeply.
Rin listened quietly, then replied with a slightly puzzled expression, "I haven’t heard about her before."
Unlike the other great monsters he had come into contact with — the rampaging Jorogumo with her spider dimension and endless offspring, the shadowy Boogeyman who fed on fear in the dark, or the colossal ancient beasts he had clashed with in hidden realms — this Lilith remained unfamiliar.
He had faced many fairy tale nightmares made flesh throughout his life: grinning oni, vengeful yōkai, towering dragons, and countless others that had tested his strength in brutal, direct confrontations.
But Lilith’s name had never crossed his path in battle, making her feel more like a distant legend than an immediate threat.
Then Rin added casually, leaning back in his chair with a small shrug, "She sounds boring."
In his mind, most monsters he fought were exciting challenges — raw, powerful beings he could test his limits against and enjoy the thrill of combat.
Lilith, from what little he had just heard, seemed like another calculating schemer who preferred manipulation over direct, sweat-breaking fights.
Still, he understood the potential danger.
He thought to himself that he would need to come up with a solution for the void, especially since he was the one who had taken Yuri away, leaving that critical cosmic barrier without its eternal guardian.
The responsibility weighed on him quietly, even as he tried to keep the date light.
After Yuri finished her ice cream, scraping the last sweet remnants from the bowl with a satisfied little sigh, Rin had only sipped plain water the entire time.
He had deliberately chosen the cheapest option, nursing the single glass slowly to avoid spending more than necessary.
A drop of sweat had formed on his temple earlier when he saw the prices, and he kept his expression carefully neutral, though internally he was already calculating how much this "date" might cost him — a humorous reminder of how Chiyo had once emptied his wallet during a shopping trip with Yuri.
Then Yuri started staring at Rin.
Her starry red eyes became intense, her cheeks flushing with a deep, nervous pink as she fidgeted in her seat.
She bit her lower lip gently, her black chokers shifting with each quick breath.
Her hands clasped tightly together on the table, fingers twisting as clear flustered energy built up inside her.
She shifted her thighs together under the table, her gothic outfit suddenly feeling warmer against her skin.
Rin noticed the change and asked gently, "What’s the problem?"
Yuri hesitated for a moment, her face growing even redder as she leaned forward slightly.
Then she replied in a soft, embarrassed whisper, "I’m horny."
The words came out shy but direct.
Her starry eyes avoided his for a second before locking onto him again, her body language showing clear need — thighs pressing together, fingers gripping the edge of the table, and a faint tremble in her shoulders as she waited for his response.
Rin was like "Whatttt... now??" His eyes widened in genuine surprise, a slight flush appearing on his own cheeks as he processed her sudden confession.
"But my lewd meter isn’t really lacking right now..."
Yuri then stared at him with her cutest and saddest looks. Her starry red eyes became wide and glistening, like a abandoned puppy begging for attention.
She tilted her head slightly, lips forming a small, heartbreaking pout while her shoulders slumped just enough to look vulnerable and irresistible.
The innocent yet needy expression was incredibly persuasive, her black chokers and gothic style only making the puppy eyes more effective as she silently pleaded with him through that single, powerful gaze.
Rin sighed, rubbing the back of his neck as he finally gave in.
"Alright, alright... Can we head home then?"
With a happy smile blooming across her face, Yuri replied brightly, "Yes, Goshujin-sama!" Her voice was full of renewed energy and joy, her starry eyes sparkling once more as excitement replaced the nervousness.
She sat up straighter, clearly delighted that her persuasion had worked.
The quiet restaurant date had taken an unexpected but heated turn, the cozy atmosphere now charged with new anticipation as they prepared to leave Moonlit Petals together.