In the end, Eleonora began another orgasm, pouring urine from both her vaginal opening and her urethra. I don’t know about other things, but my training to ’piss immediately when you need to go, and report it while pissing’ seems to have been thoroughly ingrained in her body.

"What a commendable sow."

’’Hiiiiieee... Hiiiieee... Cumming while peeing... While peeing, again...!!’’

I patted her head as praise, but Eleonora went limp, seemingly shocked by the fact that she had unlocked a new fetish: Excretion Orgasm.

Of course, the stream of urine flowing from her pussy trickled down Eleonora’s pale thighs like a river, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

’She didn’t sleep properly last night, and now she’s experienced such intense fucking... she must be sleepy.’

I could torment her more by yelling, ’Who said you could sleep!’, but if I inflict sexual training on this sleepless sow again, it will just turn into pure stress.

I need to train her, not torture her. So, I lifted Eleonora’s head, slid a small pillow underneath, and stepped out of the pen.

’I’ll kill yoooou...!! I sweaaaar...!!’

’...I don’t need to check what kind of dream she’s having.’

After returning to the brick house for a quick shower, the place I headed to wasn’t the farm, but the mountain behind it.

[ Huh? Where are you going, Master Breeder? The farm is that way! ]

’I have something to check.’

Bark!

Woof!

Arf!

Since I was taking Mufasa, the farm’s guard dog, with me to the back mountain, the SD Character seemed curious. She floated above the message window, looking at me with concern.

’Now that I think about it, isn’t that character surprisingly cute?’

[ Huh? ]

It was an abrupt hike, but I had a clear purpose. Even though I had a dog(?), dogs can’t talk.

Luckily, I had a good conversation partner, so I spoke while imagining the character always hovering around me to kill time.

’I’ve only ever seen this 2-head-tall version, but if drawn properly, what would she look like?’

[ Well... Since the message window has a fixed size, this form is the limit no matter how hard I try... Ahem! But I’d probably be pretty! No, super pretty! ]

A speech bubble saying ’I am a beauty!’ popped up above the message window, and the character puffed out her chest. Well, she was still a chibi, so she just looked cute.

"Really? Truly pretty? Like the sows in the pigsty?"

[ That’s obvio—W-Waaaait?! Oh my! Oh my!? Are you trying to turn not just that Knightess but me into a sow too?! Pervert! Deviant! Sex-fiend! ]

As soon as I finished speaking, a water deer shouting ’BEGONE!’ appeared, and the SD character opened a door and fled like some 2D Live animation.

That was the last I saw of her pink-haired avatar; only sporadic messages appeared after that.

Wondering if the joke went too far, I was about to apologize after teasing her a bit more, when—

Grrr...

Krrrr...

Grrr...

’’Mufasa?’’

The ears of our farm’s guard dog, Mufasa, all pinned back in unison. The Beagle head on the left, the White Dog head in the center, and even the Cocker Spaniel head on the right—without exception, all of them bared their teeth.

[ W-What is it! Why is the dog acting like that...! ]

’’It’s a wild boar. Like I said before, hunting these is one of the reasons he’s at the farm. He’s warning me that one is nearby.’’

For a guard dog, he usually doesn’t bark at people and acts cute if you just give him food, but that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.

Whether trained or not, he sensed something humans couldn’t smell and stood in front of his master to warn him.

He was telling me there was something behind the rock in front of us.

[ Hu-Huh? Isn’t that dangerous! Even if wild boars can easily trample Goblins to death!? ]

"Shhhh. Let’s go, Mufasa."

I carefully advanced with Mufasa taking the lead towards the rock. The message window started vibrating even more frantically.

Of course, this wasn’t the time to reply, so I lightly ignored it and prepared to drive off the boar with Mufasa as we quickly rounded the rock.

’’Huh?’’

Whine?

Whimper?

Pant-pant!

[ Kyaaaaa...aaah...aaaa...ck? Huh? ]

Contrary to the heart-pounding tension, what lay behind the rock was the corpse of a wild boar—its body gone, leaving only the head and forelegs.

’’I heard a gunshot from the mountain a while ago and wondered, but looks like it died here.’’

It happens often.

To prevent the spread of infectious diseases like African Swine Fever or Foot-and-Mouth Disease to livestock, periodic boar hunts are carried out as a preventative measure.

If an epidemic spreads among domestic pigs, it naturally spreads among wild boars too.

However, since boars don’t just drop dead with a ’Squeal!’ the moment they get sick, the government often hires hunters to cull them.

It’s something I’m grateful for, but right now, that’s not what I want to check.

Bark!

Woof!

Arf!

[ Aaah! What are you doing! Why are you rummaging through the corpse like that?! It’s just a head! ]

’’That’s why I’m checking.’’

As I put on work gloves and started examining the cross-section of the severed boar head, the message window started screeching, but I continued my inspection.

’’Who tore the body off this thing?’’

[ What? ]

"You can see it right now. Except for the head and a few parts, the rest of the body is completely gone. Looking at the blood trail, it was hit by a hunter’s gun and ran here before dying of exhaustion, but the body is missing."

[ The... the hunters wouldn’t have taken it, right? ]

Even if it’s just a boar carcass, you’re supposed to report it to the government office. They wouldn’t just leave a corpse to rot like this.

Above all, there are no predators in S city capable of hunting a wild boar in this manner.

’’Looking at this cross-section, there are signs that it was repeatedly bashed to harvest the meat. Rather than being sliced, it was torn off by force using something with a dull edge, like someone hacking away at mud with a hoe.’’

Just as I finished saying it looked like the work of something like a stone axe, a message popped up right in front of me.

[ It’s Goblins... There are footprints over there! ]

’’What?’’ 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

That’s going to be a hassle.