Industrial Strength Magic - Chapter 211: Birds of a feather
Chapter 211: Birds of a feather
***Charles***
âNo I couldnât possibly eat any more, Mirika,â Charles said, waving off the attentions of the Castoff woman who seemed determined to stuff him to the gills with savory meat and mushroom stew.
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Their entire underground tribe of Castoffs spoke broken Manitian, a dialect that mustâve developed in the two generations since the world collapsed. Just barely understandable through slow speaking and context.
Strangely enough they didnât seem to hold a grudge about the backbone of Manitian magicians abandoning the rural farmers and peasants outside the capital to their fates.
Or, more likelyâŚthey had no idea who Charles was. And Charles had no intention of correcting them. It seemed as though tossing aside his enchanted gear to try and lose the gorm had unexpected benefits.
Dressed as he was in rough homespun fabric hastily harvested from nearby plants while they ran, he came across more as a desperate traveller of the overworld than a powerful mage.
Even if he could probably handle it, he didnât want to test their skill with the carapace spears resting by their sides as they ate. Charles appeared to be harmless so they were harmless.
Appearance is a power all itâs own, I suppose.
They expressed curiosity about what Burrow he was from, and Charles was evasive, saying he was from far, FAR away, and he had been travelling many moons to get here.
âBut youâre so fat,â they had said. âSurely you canât have been travelling for that long?â
Well shit.
As Charles was struggling to come up with a believable lie, a gust of fresh, cool air came from the tunnel leading up to the surface, brushing against his back a moment before an iron grip seized him by the ear.
âI told you we are not bothering the natives with our bullshit,â Paradoxâs voice growled as he hauled Charles to his feet by the ear, âLetâs go. Weâve got Gorm to kill.â
âOw ow ow ow,â Charles couldnât help but stumble to his feet, guided by the ear as Paradox began marching back to the entryway to the Burrow.
âWait, how are you still alive?â Mirika asked in her strange Manitian dialect as her tribe rose to their feet at Paradoxâs sudden arrival, seemingly uncertain if they should raise their spears or not. âYou stayed behind to fight the Gorm, did you not?â
âYeah,â Paradox said, glancing over his shoulder at them.
âHow are you not dead? None can face the Gorm. They are immutable forces of destruction as natural and unstoppable as the sunrise.â
âBecause,â Paradox said, releasing Charlesâ ear and motioning to himself. âIâm Paradox, and IâŚgot a piece of one of your âImmutable forces of destruction,â Paradox said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a writhing mass of altered reality that sent throbbing pain through Charles eye sockets.
âAnd I intend to get the rest of it,â Paradox muttered, grabbing Charlesâ ear again. Charles tried to ward him off, but the damnedable Zauberer was strong and fast enough to treat him like a child, even with the deep wounds covering the scionâs left side.
âYouâŚhave wounded a Gorm?â an older tribesman asked, stepping forward, shaking with ageâŚand something else?
Oh crap, Charles thought. The fool boy had harmed one of their sacred forces of nature, and now the ignorant savages were gonna turn on him. Paradox didnâtâ see it, but Charles was already getting ready to defend himself.
âI didnât harm it much more than a pinprick,â Paradox said, holding the writhing mass of light-shifting reality-cancer in his hand contemplatively, seemingly unbothered by the way his hand warped and flickered like fire inside its influence. âBut it proves it can be done.â
âChosen one!â the older tribesman schreeched stumbling forward, heedless of the globule of reality-cancer in the boyâs hand.
Paradox held it up above the manâs head, to avoid killing him with it.
âyou, you YOU!â The older man said, spitting out a decayed tooth in his fervor as he seized the front of Paradoxâs homespun shirt. âDo you have the blood of kings!?â
âYep,â Paradox said.
âAnd your name?â the old man said, his eyes wide and bloodshot.
âParadox.â
âWhat does this word mean?â
âA situation, person or thing that combines contradictory features or qualities. That which contradicts itself.â
The old man collapsed to his hands and knees, weeping big, fat tears into the dirt under their feet.
âChosen one.â He mewled.
âChosen one,â the surrounding tribesmen echoed.
âChosen one!â
âThere, there,â Paradox said, patting the elderâs balding head. âI ainât no chosen one, Iâm an exterminator. You guys just keep doing what youâre doing and Iâll have the situation sorted out inside a couple years.â
âChosen one, please stay!â Mirika shouted, rising to her feet. âThe gorm cannot perceive you behind the Taratuga shell!â
âI got stuff to do, sooâŚâ Paradox said.
âAt least until your wounds are healed, please!â
âItâs not that bad-â
âBoy,â the old man said, rising to his knees and peering up at Paradox with wet eyes. âI can literally see your guts.â
âHuh,â Paradox grunted, glancing down at the gashes in his torso exposing his ribs and piercing the stomach wall. âI thought the Gorm feather was making me hallucinate that.â
He wobbled in place, and glanced up at Charles.
âIâmma take a nap. Donât let that fucker anywhere near me,â Paradox said, adopting the Castoffâs thick accent perfectly after only a moment of interacting with them.
Paradoxâs eyes rolled back in his head and he collapsed, the nearby warriors diving to soften his fall while the others cast a suspicious eye towards Charles.
This is it. No better chance than this.
Charles knew these people couldnât stop him. they werenât mages. He could blow through them with no more resistance than a snow flurry, and gouge out the boyâs throat.
ButâŚ
What Paradox had said wasnât wrong. If the gorm could be wounded, they could be killed. And the only one in history to do such a thing was lying in front of him.
He could make life easier on himself by killing the boy now. Maybe even survive, since Marigold had her precious successors already.
But if Paradox took Manita backâŚthe Frepon family just might go from being somewhat rich Earthlings, to being true royalty again.
Charlesâ eye twitched. He didnât want to admit it, but the boy was on a trajectory to become more powerful than even Marigold. A king of kings. And his family might rise far higher riding his coat-tails than by seizing a decorative throne.
Even withâŚcertain upcoming unpleasantness.
Fine. I always did like a proper gamble.
Charles backed away, trying to appear as non-threatening as possible before sitting down and putting his back up against the cave wall.
If the wounds from the gorm kill him, then weâll know he didnât have what it takes.
Charles watched.
***Paradox***
Perry yawned and stretched as he woke up, cut off by a painful twinge in his side.
Perry peered down at his chest, poking it with his fingers.
Across his chest and shoulder were three angry pink scabs, where a gorm mustâve mauled him. they were roughly stitched together with thread that was clearly unsanitary, the cuts were bright pink and quickly sealing up with scar tissue, leaving a thin line of scab, as if theyâd been healing for a solid week.
Normally Perry would be worried, but there wasnât an infection on Earth or Manita that could compete with his Body.
Wish I could remember the fight with the gorm thoughâŚsorta. Sometimes thereâs a good reason why your brain shuts down and it was possible remembering it would do more harm than good.
He appraised his situation.
Perry was in some kind of feather-bed. The air was somewhat stale, but breathable. The lighting seemed to be specially cultivated mushrooms bathing the room in a pale blue glow. Dirt floors. Old men in the corner. Watching him.
âHow long have I been out?â Perry asked, plucking the threads out of his wounds.
âEight hours, Chosen One,â the old undergrounder said. âYou healâŚalarmingly fast.â
âMy eighth birthday present,â Perry muttered, sitting up with a grunt and continuing the job of removing stitches. âAnd Charles?â Perry asked, wondering how much of a headstart his uncle had gotten on him.
âStill in the common room. Under observation.â
âSeriously?â Perry asked. There was no way civilians, even hardened survivors, could restrain a suite of weapons-grade magic, which included teleportation. Perry was absolutely sure Charles couldâve bailed.
Probably thinks he can receive lighter treatment by cooperating. Heâs probably right.
It implied Charles didnât think he could get away from Perry, or that it wouldnât be worth the sacrifice to make the attempt. That was a good line of thought to encourage.
Attunement 76 -> 70
Body 40 -> 46
Perry assessed his wounds.
With my rate of healing, itâll be 2 more days until itâs safe to move around without popping the wounds open, then another 4 days afterwards to be in top shape. 46 body equals 9.4X my normal.
âIâll be fine in a couple days,â Perry said. âThen Iâll be out of your hair.â
âChosen one, it is our honor to aid your miraculous recovery.â The elder bowed deeply.
âHuh. Never been a chosen one before,â Perry said, frowning. âLook, talk to Charles about me. Heâs my uncle and an enemy of mine. Heâll tell you all the bad things about me. Once youâre done youâll at least be able to view me as a person instead of a savior.â
âAlready done, Chosen one. Iâm not blindly trusting.â The elder said. âAs you said, your uncle spokeâŚsomewhat poorly of you, but his words betrayed deeper truths.â
âOh.â
âWould you like a woman to warm your bed as you recover?â
Perry considered it. It probably wouldnât make Nat sad so much as envious, so it wasnât against his current ethics modelâŚbut his common sense told him it was unwise.
âNah, man, my home lifeâs already complicated enough.â Perry said, waving him off. âThere be dragonsâ
There did be dragons too, but he was referring to a charged-up Nat eager to prove her coital superiority, not Tyrannus. One of those two he could defeat.
âDo you desire anything else?â the old man asked.
âJust some food, a chamber pot, and my uncle. I need to talk with him.
âVery well.â The elder said, nodding before hoisting himself to his feet, leaning on a shaky cane and hobbling away.
A minute later Charles walked in. Perry wasnât particularly scared of having the powerful mage face-to-face while he was wounded. Nothing wouldâve stopped him from killing Perry while he was unconscious. Why would he do it now?
âI could kill you right now.â His uncle led the conversation with an empty threat.
âNah that was eight hours ago.â Perry said, waving him off. âLetâs move on to the matter at hand. I got a feather,â he said, nodding to the whorl of shifting light in the corner of the room.
Charles followed his gaze and winced with pain before looking away.
âWhat do you mean feather?â he asked.
âItâs a feather. You canât see it because your brain isnât able to decode the changes itâs making on your consciousness as you look at itâŚbut believe me, itâs a feather.â
âSo gorm are birds.â Charles said.
âYep. Big, flightless birds with a good sense of smell thatâll track their prey indefinitely. Was there anything like that on Manita before we escaped?â
âStill is, actually.â Charles said. âThe Capera are a flightless predator bird that thrives in the desert ranges of the southern continent. Territorial, endurance hunters that wear down their prey. Very aggressive, very stupid. They match your description of the Gorm. Superficially.â
âAnd how do you kill capera?â Perry asked.
âNo method that hasnât already been tried on the gorm, from poisoned bait and pit traps to high-powered divine smiting. The warping of reality renders poisons inert, they always find a way out of containment, and divine smiting flows off of them like water off a duckâs back. Pardon the pun.â
Perry frowned. He was hoping to figure out some kind of clever method to kill them by uncovering the gormâs parent species weaknesses. He wasnât too disappointed though, it was a slim chance.
âUncle, I remember you had some talent for painting.â
âA member of modern royalty must be well-studied.â Charles said with a shrug.
âDo you think you could sketch a capera from memory?â Perry asked.
ââŚI could try.â
âGood enough.â Perry said.
Multi-tool
Perry summoned a laptop.
âWhile you do that, Iâm going to try and design an algorithm that can sneak a laser past their plumage.â Perry nodded at the feather warping the corner of the room. If the reality-warping effect of the gormâs plumage scattered light, in theory it could unscatter it too, and he might be able to focus enough light through the scattering effect to burn even the tiniest little patch of their impenetrable plumage away. If he could do thatâŚ
Then he could kill them.
Charlesâ eyebrow twitched in surprise, then he nodded.
âIâll get it done.â
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