[SYSTEM INITIALIZING][Host found true calling.][Goals Detected: Financial Independence. Social Ascension.][Requirement Met: User has hit the lowest possible point.]Jordan McKnight spent three thousand dollars on a premium coffee date with an internet model. This purchase happened right after he spent his holiday watching a different man kiss the girl he had been financially supporting for months. He reached the absolute limit of his own pathetic behavior. He sat in his unwashed apartment and decided he could not continue living as a walking punchline.His cracked phone screen turned a soft gold.[System Linked. Active Connections: 0][Core Mechanic: Spend money on registered beauties. Cashback scales with attraction.][Reach 50 Percent Attraction to break even. Reach 100 Percent to double your money.]The universe decided to gamify his recovery. The Infinite Cashback System refuses to grant him magic powers or instant charisma. It simply tracks his progress and pays him to stop being a doormat. Jordan now faces his first real test. He has twenty-four hours to clean his biohazard of a bedroom and meet the model he paid to see. He also just discovered she sits two rows ahead of him in Economics class.He needs to maintain a normal conversation and stop apologizing for existing. Earning his way back to humanity will happen one awkward interaction at a time.
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- Chapter 27 | Resisting the RNG
- Chapter 26 | Amazon Princesses and Other Goals
- Chapter 25 | Proximity Alert
- Chapter 24 | Maintenance Required
- Chapter 23 | The Biohazard Upgrade
- Chapter 22 | My Life Is A Gacha Game Now
- Chapter 21 | Do Not Get Attached to the Transaction
- Chapter 20 | Ground Rules for the Girl Next Door
- Chapter 19 | Welcome to Unit 403
- Chapter 18 | My Life Is A Sitcom
- Chapter 17 | The Thud From Unit 404
- Chapter 16 | The Girl in the Rearview Mirror
- Chapter 15 | We Both Drive a Honda Civic, So It Must Be Fate
- Chapter 14 | A Three-Thousand-Dollar Beta Test
- Chapter 13 | SLOT ONE: REGISTERED
- Chapter 12 | Registering Her is a Financial and Emotional Risk
- Chapter 11 | My Bank Account Just Leveled Up
- Chapter 10 | My Name Isn’t Ricky
- Chapter 9 | The Intimidation Fee is Apparently Complimentary
- Chapter 8 | A Social Interaction Buffed by Fabuloso
- Chapter 7 | Apparently, Cleaning Counts as Cardio
- Chapter 6 | You Are What You Don’t Throw Away
- Chapter 5 | My First Boss Fight is a Pizza Box
- Chapter 4 | There Is No Tomorrow
- Chapter 3 | You Have 24 Hours to Stop Being You
- Chapter 2 | Infinite Cashback: Active
- Chapter 1 | The Price of a Pathetic Fantasy
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