Once I am back inside my room, I went straight to my bed to fish my husband out of the pile of blankets he was under in. I carried him to the bathroom while peeling his clothes one by one. It was time to get him sober and what better way to do that than to bathe him in my enormously lavish personal bath area.

I am not that heartless to drop him in cold water though he got drunk on me so I still used magic to make sure that the water inside the huge bath is warmed up enough. The whole place was spacious and there are surely many fun things that can be done here. I realized that I have to soundproof the place since the sounds would surely create embarrassing echoes in a bit.

(A/N: Yeah. Are you thinking what I am thinking? *blinks eyes slowly*)

Once inside the bath area, I carefully placed him in a seated and slightly leaning position on one side of the huge bath. He whimpered a bit after feeling the cold air hitting his body and then getting himself wet up till his waist area. He stayed asleep though given how drunk he was. I started bathing him, using my hands to directly wash every inch of his body since he reek of alcohol, sweat and the smoky smell of the kitchen, honestly.

Even while unconscious, Clarence’s body reacted whenever I touched certain sensitive parts of his body. I ended up discovering his own unique set of erogenous zones in the process. It seems that he liked being touched around the area of his collarbone, earlobes, the wide of his back and his inner thighs too. I will be able to use this information in a bit.

Of course, I barely touched the usual erogenous zones because I don’t want to wake him up just yet. I have to get him cleaned up first.

At the start I can only clean up the front area since he was in a sitting position. I had to turn him over with his upper body sprawled on the side of the bath. I started washing his back so I discovered that his back was sensitive to touch.

Once he is all washed up, I then proceed to cleaning the most sensitive parts this time. I lifted his butt a bit and started washing the backside which made him whine in his sleep. I made sure to be gentle to keep him asleep. I then turned him over to wash the ones in front.

I decided to go for the chest area first, flicking his nipples a bit in the process. I felt his body flinch, a shuddering breath escaping his lips. His eyes opened half way but he still looked dazed.

I did not linger any further in his chest area as my hands started making its way downwards. I stopped right on top of his womb as I placed my palm flat on it and started placing the birth control mark on it. The heat of the magic pressing on his skin made him flinch as he suddenly grabbed my hand and leaned his back further on to me.

In a slightly slurred voice, he asked, "What- What was that just now? It felt hot. Why am I- Are we bathing right now? I-"

I kept my hands on top of his womb and pulled him back closer to me. He gasped at the sudden pull. He then slowly looked down on his own body and realized that he was totally naked and that we are partially submerged in water.

He looked sideways until he was looking at my face, his eyes still confused as to how he got here. I leaned in and gave him a kiss on his lips. At first, he wasn’t returning the kiss back as if his mind wasn’t still in the present.

While he was absent-minded, I slowly parted his legs using my knees and clamped them in place with my legs so he stays open for me for what I wanted to do in a bit. He was sitting on my lap with his back facing me so it is just perfect.

I kept my left hand on his womb area soothing the place where I placed the mark while my other hand started moving upwards to his chest which then rested right on top of where his heart was. As my hand glided on to his wet skin, a moan escaped his throat and he started kissing back almost immediately.

The kiss was gently, a little bit coaxing if I may say because I am trying to sober him up for now and not doing him just yet. He seemed to be a little clueless with kisses as he was a bit sloppy. He seemed unsure how to move his lips and was simply copying my movement. The real giveaway was that he did not know how to breathe through his nose.

After about a minute of kissing, he started hitting on to the hand that I placed on top of his chest as if tapping out from a fight. I released his lips for a bit and he immediately gasped for air. I whispered, "Learn to breathe through your nose." then I leaned in to kiss him again, this time I lifted my hand from his chest to his chin to keep him in place.

It seems like this one need training on these things. Most likely, I have to teach him other things too. That’s what I get for marrying a man from a religious group, I guess. Don’t tell me they were being sent out to the world to look for partners to have children while being this clueless?

After a minute, the same thing happened again so I patiently let him breathe then kissed him again. It took several minutes and making out and trying over and over (like almost 10 tries) before he learned to breathe through his nose more easily.