Is It Weird for a Guy to Apply to a Witch School?

Chapter 670 -

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Chapter 670: Meeting and Laying Cards on the Table

“You! You’re Yang Yuehan?!”

My answer seemed to give him a huge shock, leaving him stunned on the spot.

“Just now, weren’t you clamoring at Big Sis Bai that she ran off with your son? Now, didn’t I come back to see you, the old man? Look at you, it’s so impolite to try and hit someone right off the bat.”

I released his right hand, which still reeked of smoke, and with some distaste, I cleaned it with a Cleaning Spell.

I was a good child; I didn't smoke or drink.

“You... do you think I’m blind! Can’t I tell if my son is male or female! Or are you just a pervert!”

“When your wife gave birth to her first child back then, couldn't you tell if it was male or female, either?”

I asked back with a smile.

Although I hadn't gone to see who I had switched with, since Big Sis Bai said that the one I switched with was a girl, I wondered what their reaction would be when this boomerang hit them.

But quickly, I knew the answer, which was no reaction at all.

Perhaps his brain circuit failed to understand my sarcasm?

Sure enough, some insults that required a brain were not suitable to be spoken to people who didn't have enough brainpower.

“Scram! Scram! It’s none of your business what my child is! Get away from my doorstep! If you don’t leave, I’ll call the Security Bureau!”

“Security Bureau...”

Big Sis Bai and I exchanged a look.

I still had some impression of this organization.

Although I hadn't interacted with it much, it was considered the institution that maintained public security in the Outer World society of the Main World.

I seemed to recall that when I followed Big Sis Bai and left, they were frantic and seemed to have also gone to the Security Bureau to help search for people.

However, the organization of the Security Bureau... was also composed of graduates from various Transcendent Academies.

Taking Witch Academy as an example, theoretically, the personnel of the Security Bureau were of a similar batch as the "Witch Academy Disciplinary Squad" within the Witch Academy, but one maintained order and discipline within the Witch Academy, and the other maintained current world safety outside the academy.

However, the Security Bureau was one level lower than the Witch Academy Disciplinary Squad, and at the same time, the number of people required was many magnitudes larger, and the power they represented was vastly different.

After graduating, the Witch Academy Disciplinary Squad could retain their own Transcendent power, as this was the foundation for maintaining the Witch Academy's discipline.

But the Security Bureau could not, after all, they managed ordinary people.

If they encountered students from within the academy, they had the authority to contact the Witch Academy Disciplinary Squad within the academy and cooperate on actions, as this was outside their jurisdiction.

“Well... in your eyes, the Security Bureau is probably the highest level you can access in this lifetime.”

I shrugged helplessly, tilted my head, and looked at the scene behind the door through his figure, “Aren’t you going to invite us in for a seat? Big Sis Bai was our neighbor for so long, yet you never even offered her a cup of tea.”

I waved my hand, and an invisible force pushed him aside.

Then, I led Big Sis Bai and strode in grandly.

“Get out of here! This is my house... I didn't let you two *bitches in... Mumble! Ugh...”

“Keep your mouth cleaner, and maybe you’ll live longer...”

I directly threw a Silence Spell at him.

I had heard enough foul language.

I was cursed for so long during the phone call because I couldn't cast a Silence Spell through the phone.

Now that we were offline, it was naturally impossible for me to let them pollute my ears again.

“Oh, I almost forgot. You are already a scourge. A scourge lives for a thousand years. No wonder your mouth is so foul; turns out you're not afraid of death.”

I walked through the entryway and into the living room.

The commotion from the argument outside naturally drew the attention of the person inside the house.

After all, it was indeed hard not to attract attention when two "big living people" entered the living room.

But at this moment, the man was clutching his throat in terror and helplessness.

He didn't know what had happened; he only knew that he couldn't speak!

Not being able to speak meant becoming a mute.

For an ordinary person who was already mentally fragile, this was simply the end of the world!

“Who are you two, and why did you come into our house! Old smoker! Why are there two women in the house! Are you losing your mind!”

“You are also noisy. Such a big temper during menopause. Be careful of premature death. You should also be quiet.”

I casually threw another Silence Spell, and then bypassed them.

Big Sis Bai also followed behind me, her face full of relief at this moment.

She had been worried that Little Han would hesitate when encountering the "parents" who had raised little Han, after all... Little Han was always interfered with by too many unnecessary factors when dealing with certain matters of principle.

But I didn't expect that this time, Little Han had truly come to a realization, acting so decisively.

Although it was just a simple Silence Spell, it was far better than compromising and getting tangled up in a broken-but-connected relationship.

Just after I bypassed them, they frantically took out their phones and started calling for help.

After all, when something happened, calling the Security Bureau meant they would come and resolve many issues.

This was forcible entry into a private residence!

And laying hands on an ordinary person!

After the Security Bureau's number was dialed, the voice of a customer service lady came through, but they quickly realized that they could only make meaningless sounds like hmm and ah, which made the other party helpless and forced them to adopt special communication methods.

And they were completely unable to tell the other party what had happened here, they couldn't even state their own location!

At this moment, Big Sis Bai also noticed their little actions, but she didn't care about their act of reporting.

It was just the Security Bureau; even if she wasn't here today, Little Han, merely by the virtue of being a Teaching Assistant, could suppress them!

As for me, I leisurely made my way to the study, after all, I still remembered that they had hired a new tutor for this last remaining "good son."

After all, the college entrance examination was approaching, and the students' study pressure had increased significantly.

Their "son's" grades were not as ideal as before.

They were anxious, but anxiety was useless; they couldn't study for him.

If they could have studied, they wouldn't have ended up this way, so they chose to hire a tutor.

However... hiring a tutor mindlessly at this stage was truly unwise.

What surprised me more was that these two people could both find a job with weekends off; that was indeed surprising.

But even with weekends off... it was only to better supervise their child's studies.

When I opened the study door, two pairs of eyes looked up with a hint of confusion, but the next moment, both people were shocked and turned pale!

“Oh my Sure enough, I said life was full of variables. If you don't experience it yourself, you wouldn't know how many coincidences there are in this world.”

I looked at the two people inside the study, one female and one male, one sitting and one kneeling, one a tutor, and one a student...

Both of them were extremely astonished.

The most shocked was none other than Yang Yunhan, because he discovered that the girl who pushed open the door was exactly the "big shot" from yesterday who was surrounded by the school leaders, inspecting the school, and even stayed outside his classroom door for a while, even... mentioning him!

Recalling the embarrassment of being mentioned publicly yesterday, the interview after class, and his current kneeling posture, he even felt a fleeting sense of relief, as if he had been saved... but this trace of relief quickly vanished.

Why?

Why would such a person, someone whom even the principal had to bow and nod to, appear in his house?

A home visit?

This question seemed to have no answer, but he felt that at least nothing could be worse than the present situation!

“You! You... who are you! Why did you suddenly barge in!”

At this moment, the young "tutor" stood up frantically from her seat, her originally bossy attitude completely gone.

“Oh? You really don't know my name?”

At this moment, I was the quickest to accept reality and the influence of luck.

I looked at this tall, mature woman.

Even though I was almost a head shorter than her, my aura was not inferior at all.

My gaze casually swept over the threads of Destiny scattered above her head, and her painstakingly hidden identity was instantly apparent.

She was a Player.

“You... how would I know your name.”

“Then let me reveal my identity: I am the Calamity Witch. I wonder if you can recall any memories?”

When I finished speaking, she no longer cared about her image and turned to try and escape through the window.

But there was another existence whose reaction preceded hers.

That was my Domain.

With a surge of the Power of Knowledge, it transformed into countless annotated seals that clung to her body like maggots clinging to bone.

At this moment, she had completely become fish on a chopping board, ready for me to slice.

However, this Player who was practically in my face, I naturally didn't want to waste her by just killing her like this.

This person definitely needed to be repurposed, provided that... she didn't log off.

“Your strength is lacking, Miss It seems your escape speed can't outpace my capture speed.”

I lifted the back collar of the female Player's shirt.

At this moment, she had been sealed by the Sealing Spell Annotation Technique that my Power of Knowledge had transformed into.

Even if the power the Player wielded was on the same level as my Grand Spellbook, it couldn't stand against the stability of my sealing technique.

And everything I had done happened only within a very short time.

Yang Yunhan, who was kneeling to the side, was utterly dumbfounded!

The hammer he was holding inadvertently dropped onto the floor.

I immediately squatted down and picked up the shattered items on the floor.

“Console... handheld... and a phone? I remember these were all things you treasured as life, did you smash them yourself?”

“It... it was her... she told me to smash them! She... she made me choose between these... or my grades...”

At this moment, Yang Yunhan's emotions finally collapsed.

If, a short time ago, he was forced to smash these things himself, and his heart was completely shattered along with these things he cherished... then recalling this matter now, his aggrieved heart finally collapsed...

“She told you to smash them, so you went and smashed them? If she told you to commit suicide, would you dare to commit suicide?”

I looked down at Yang Yunhan, who was now crying hysterically, and questioned him in a deep voice.

If it had been me, and the other party handed a hammer to me and told me to destroy my cherished possessions with my own hands...

Hehe... what kind of joke was that?

Now the hammer was in my hand.

The moment the hammer was raised by me, whether it fell on my cherished possessions or the other party's head... that was merely a difference in a single thought.

“You are still as cowardly as before.”

I spoke without reservation.

Before, he used to seek a sense of presence in front of me for no reason.

When he cried, his parents would back him up.

Because he knew his parents hated me, in his impression, he never lost.

However, the win in his cognition was merely an illusion created by his parents; he himself had never won.

When I disappeared from their sight, he became the scapegoat for the family's failures; his flaws were exposed without my contrast.

He had never known what strength was; the growth of his life had perfectly demonstrated cowardice.

At this moment, Yang Yunhan, who was still crying, also realized something was wrong. Before?

He forced himself to endure the fear and trembling brought by the hysterical crying, perhaps viewing this behavior as an act of strength.

“Haven’t you recognized me yet? My foolish younger brother... I am the older brother, Yang Yuehan, whose name you never once called, but now you should call me older sister.”

“Yang... Yang Yuehan?!”

He seemed to have heard a lie he had never heard in this lifetime.

His shocked expression was unable to convey the turmoil and collapse within his heart.

“No! Impossible! You can’t be Yang Yuehan! Impossible!”

At this moment, his earlier hysterical crying transformed into true hysteria.

He couldn't admit that his older brother possessed such immense power, such terrifying methods, and... that terrifying identity, someone whom even the principal... even...

The world in his eyes was only that big, and it was completely destroyed in an instant like this.

This extreme disparity made it impossible for him to accept!

However, inwardly, even subconsciously, he did not deny that his "older brother" had genuinely become a female... because, in his cognition, this kind of thing was irrelevant...

“Admit it. I am your former older brother and your current older sister, but that doesn't matter anyway.”

I chuckled softly and didn't react to his breakdown.

“Relax, I won't do anything to you. I only came here this time to settle scores, not to finish you all off. But don't worry about this person; this is someone you're not qualified to interact with.”

I shook the Player in my hand.

She seemed unwilling to log off, and appeared to have even turned off pain synchronization to watch the show.

However, I didn't mind her watching the show.

After saying these cautionary words to my foolish "nominal" younger brother, I also left the area.

Now it was time to handle the scores between me and those two people.

Actually, this relationship was truly fragile, so fragile that it was on the verge of breaking with a touch, and it was easy for me to completely sever the connection on the level of my inner self.

After walking out of the study, I handed the Player over to Big Sis Bai to hold, while I myself came to the side of the sofa and sat down lazily.

“Alright, you two sit down too.”

I looked at these two somewhat disheveled people, who had once... "fed" me instead of "raised" me.

In my heart, there was still a bit of... hehe... was it nostalgia?

I just didn't know what kind of sentiment this was, whether it was positive or negative... in any case, it definitely wasn't family affection.

At this moment, these two were pressed down onto the sofa opposite me by an invisible, irresistible force.

Now... the arrogance on their faces had turned into anxiety and dread in the face of Transcendent power.

Bullying the weak and fearing the strong; that was all there was to it.

“I presume you two should now be aware of my identity, right? I am Yang Yuehan, the neurotic son you once personally exchanged your own daughter for.”

I said with a light chuckle, speaking words that made them terrified.

But before I finished, I also took out my phone.

“I wonder, in your estimation, what price is the sentiment between us worth now? Was the fifty thousand offered by the Imp Academy back then... enough?”

As soon as I finished speaking, a notification sound came from their phones.

“Transfer... fifty thousand yuan... credited.”

This notification sound, which was originally meant to inform them of a collection, was exceptionally grating!

“It seems it’s not enough, hmmph Well, after all, we spent so much time together, how could I not know your appetites?”

I continued to operate the phone.

This kind of ordinary currency no longer held much value for the current me.

But when dealing with people of different levels, being able to accomplish something I cared about using things I didn't care about was worthwhile from any perspective.

I wasn't satisfying their appetites; I was severing the last thread of connection in my heart.

Since it was for myself, how could I be stingy with myself?

“One million, how about that?”

I continued to raise the stakes.

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