As he went out, he caught a glimpse of the words Nangong Lin had written on the toilet lid with lipstick: Huayu hubby I love you, and immediately felt an even sharper sense of frustration.

Nangong Lin certainly didn’t notice, the effect of the alcohol had completely muddled her, slipping into a semi-conscious state, she suddenly started shaking Alvin’s neck after seeing the words on the wall, "See that? That’s my husband! My husband!!"

"Are you talking about the toilet?" Alvin raised an eyebrow.

Nangong Lin swung her hand at him, but it wasn’t very strong, and shouted angrily, "I’m talking about those words up there, words! Are you blind?!!"

"I thought you meant the toilet." Alvin rolled his eyes.

"Damn. How could I possibly marry a toilet?" Nangong Lin pinched Alvin’s neck.

"You never know, you might have a brain fart?" Alvin continued rolling his eyes, thinking he must be a bit brain-fogged too, seriously teasing a drunkard in the bathroom?!

"You’re the one who’s brain-fogged!" Nangong Lin retorted, and then burst out laughing at Alvin’s expression, "Alvin, are you nuts? Why on earth would you put on lipstick? And so messily, so weird! You claim you’re not brain-fogged?"

"The dog painted it for me." Alvin glared at her.

Nangong Lin blinked heavily, "Dog? I don’t have a dog at my house, do I? But I’ve considered getting a dog, you know, the kind of ugly bulldogs? Ugly ones give a special sense of security! Unfortunately, my agent is allergic to dog hair, won’t let me have one even if it kills him, such a pain! I think I should get a new agent!"

"I need a new agent, I must! This agent is so useless, I want to protest! I want to keep a dog!"

Alvin: "..."

"How about this, Alvin, how about you give me a dog! Then I’ll name it Alvin, how about that?" Nangong Lin grinned, patting Alvin’s face, realizing he seemed to have shaved, he looked somehow even more handsome after shaving!

Uh, she must be having a bit of a stroke to think Alvin looks more handsome.

Nangong Lin smacked her lips, looked at Alvin with his lipstick like he was nuts, then suddenly remembered something and exclaimed, "Shoot, did I forget to button my pants?"

As she spoke, she started to feel her pants.

"I buttoned them for you." Alvin replied, couldn’t help but feel a bit heated, no wonder, Nangong Lin was wearing shorts, hugging her meant getting hold of those long slender legs!

Alvin’s current heat was something Nangong Lin couldn’t comprehend, still psyching herself out while looking at her pants, then seriously and somewhat confused asked, "Why could you button them but I couldn’t?"

"Because you’re dumb." Alvin gave her a look, suddenly felt an urge to toss her into the toilet and flush her away.

"You’re the dumb one!" Nangong Lin clenched her fists, bellowing, "It’s clearly the pants that are poisonous!"

"Poisonous poisonous poisonous!" She kept shaking Alvin, yelling.

"Okay okay, poisonous, poisonous." Alvin surrendered, feeling defeated, couldn’t help but comfort her, "Stop messing around now, be good and go rest on the bed."

"You also think they’re poisonous?" Nangong Lin tugged at her pants, asking seriously.

"Yes, I also think they’re poisonous." Alvin answered earnestly.

Nangong Lin laughed, "Hahaha, Alvin, are you silly? You believe something like that?"

Alvin was utterly speechless, truly impressive for his fiery temper to hold out this long!

Nangong Lin ignored Alvin’s icy and helpless expression, and instead said to herself, "Tonight you did not bad, considering your fairly decent performance, I’ll temporarily let you off the hook, as long as you don’t bother my sister and brother-in-law, I reluctantly can consider you half a friend, take care of you a bit, don’t get too touched."