Chapter 1280: Chapter 42: The Matter Is Twisted [Bonus for Silver Alliance Leader wise Hai Chen, Extra Chapter 9]

Sikong Dou was so angry that he was foaming at the mouth.

"Damn, you’re really good at making things up, I almost believed a little bit..."

"Do you really think I’m stupid? Do you two think that my 8,000 years of experience in Jianghu have all gone to a dog’s brain? Huh?!"

Sikong Dou roared.

Sikong Ye helplessly turned his head to look at Fang Che.

Fang Che sighed, "Didn’t I say we couldn’t fool him?"

Sikong Ye also sighed, "If we can’t fool him, we can’t fool him. What can we do? It’s not just you; even compared to him, I’m still young. He has enough experience in Jianghu and is more insightful about human relationships. Our little tricks are seen through at a glance. Although it’s surprising, it’s normal."

Fang Che said dejectedly, "With our experience, playing tricks and scheming in front of such an experienced old hand is really... sigh, laughable."

Sikong Ye chuckled, "I also reminded you, my elder brother is the number one thief on the continent. Do you think he became number one without brains? Even Xue Fuxiao, although strong in martial arts, is he number one on the continent?"

Fang Che stomped his foot and said, "Isn’t it just that the two of us aren’t smart enough?"

Sikong Dou looked coldly at the two. 𝚏𝕣𝐞𝗲𝐰𝕖𝐛𝐧𝕠𝕧𝚎𝚕.𝐜𝚘𝗺

Even though he knew these two had changed tactics to flatter him, he couldn’t help but show a hint of pride at the corners of his mouth.

Exactly!

The world is full of talented people, but who dares to firmly hold the number one position?

Dongfang Sansan firmly holds the number one in wisdom; Zheng Yuandong firmly holds the number one in martial power. Who else?

It’s just me, firmly holding the number one thief position!

In other words, I, Dongfang Sansan, and Zheng Yuandong are of the same level!

As Sikong Dou was thinking this, he heard Fang Che say, "Actually, we were wrong. Big brother’s status is not the way we thought before. Strictly speaking, big brother is someone on the same level as the Guardian Chief Strategist Ninth lord and the Only I True Sect Leader."

Emperor Ye frowned, "I know you want to flatter him, but saying it like this is really over the top..."

Sikong Dou immediately frowned and looked unkindly at Emperor Ye, "What do you mean? Are you saying I crowned myself number one in the world?"

Emperor Ye said, "Of course, you didn’t crown yourself, but compared to others..."

Sikong Dou got angrier, "Compared to others, so what? Did my thieving embarrass you?"

"Little brother wouldn’t dare."

Emperor Ye sighed.

Fang Che said, "Big brother, you’re thinking too narrowly. Actually, being number one in the world is being number one in the world; there’s nothing more to say about it. Even if it’s playing the flute or the piano, as long as no one can surpass you in the world, then you’re number one. Do we really need someone playing the flute to compete with the Only I True Sect Leader? Just because they can’t beat Zheng Yuandong, does it mean their piano playing isn’t number one in the world? That’s nonsense. And big brother’s situation is exactly like this. I feel that big brother being number one in the world is not only unprecedented, but it will never be surpassed!"

"Even if the Only I True Sect Leader Zheng Yuandong is number one in martial arts for a lifetime, so what? Wasn’t Jun Lin, from thousands of years ago, also number one in martial arts? And was there any talk about the number one thief before big brother? Even if there are any in the future, they’ll just be picking up on big brother’s wisdom, which is insignificant."

This statement really hit Sikong Dou’s heart.

Stroking his sparse beard, he looked down at Emperor Ye and said, "Listen, Fang Little Brother is sensible. You say I have you as a brother, yet besides worrying about you, you just make me angry. After so many years, don’t you understand anything?"

Emperor Ye had a black line on his forehead.

Trying to cooperate with Fang Che resulted in stepping into the mud!

This damn thing is just...

Fang Che quickly tried to smooth things over; Sikong Dou deviated from Emperor Ye’s expected track from the start; now with the argument, it had become hard for Emperor Ye to maintain composure, with a tendency to explode.

He also feared that Emperor Ye might suddenly explode; then it’s not just about the plan being ruined.

But also an enormous embarrassment. He had no choice but to smooth things over himself.

Quickly said, "What you’re saying, boss, my elder brother is also number one in the world, okay? Emperor Ye shakes the world. Now, with everything restored, unifying the Southeast is no problem, and even when it comes to dominating the underground world of the entire continent, it’s just a matter of time."

Sikong Dou chuckled, "Him? Hehehe..."

Emperor Ye got angry, "What about me?"

"You’ve been messing up for over two thousand years." Sikong Dou rolled his eyes.

Emperor Ye, hearing this, also rolled his eyes.

Fang Che almost burst out laughing: these two brothers rolled their eyes together, four white eyes, completely obscuring the black pupils, it was just... too much comedic effect!

"Being schemed against, that couldn’t be helped." Fang Che said.

"Haha, couldn’t even see if it was a person or a ghost, and still called Emperor Ye, more like night-blind. You walked into any trap, and once in, couldn’t get out, needing big brother to save you, wiping your ass for over two thousand years... isn’t that embarrassing! Emperor Ye... bah!"

Sikong Dou snorted.

Emperor Ye felt embarrassed.

But what big brother said was true and couldn’t be refuted, his face turned red and he said, "Little brother is still here, can’t you give me some face?"

Sikong Dou got very angry, "You want face, while you were going to send your big brother to jail?! Damn, not only did I lose face, but I almost lost my life!"

"Didn’t you come out? Besides, with it designed like this, how could I get you out otherwise?"

"So, I should be played by you?"

Seeing the two brothers start to argue.

Fang Che’s head began to ache.

Fortunately, after a few words, they shut up, each huffing and rolling their eyes, then turning their heads in different directions.

Fang Che said enviously, "You two have a really good relationship."

"I have a good relationship with him?" The two spoke simultaneously, then closed their mouths with disdainful expressions.

Fang Che burst into laughter, wrapping his arm around Sikong Dou’s shoulder, "Actually, boss, let me say something, don’t be unhappy about it."

"Speak," Sikong Dou said.

"He’s your biological brother, even if you’re cheated by him once in a while, what’s the harm? Moreover, it’s not even malicious, right."

Fang Che continued, "You’ve been reigning as number one on the continent for so many years; no matter how much we try to scam you, how much can we really take from you? Isn’t this the truth?"

Sikong Dou snorted, "It’s not that bad... You could just ask me directly."

"Ask you directly... wouldn’t you just refuse?"

The Emperor Ye said irritably, "You cling to these worldly possessions as if they’re your life, but you can’t even use them yourself, clutching them until you end up dying on a pile of bones."

Sikong Dou was furious: "Who said I wouldn’t give? Did you ask me? Did you ask me?"

Grabbing his younger brother’s collar in anger, he shouted, "Did you ask me for anything? Just say I wouldn’t give it!"

The Emperor Ye hurriedly winked at Fang Che.

The opportunity had come.

Fang Che had wanted to wrap things up long ago, as Sikong Dou’s attitude was obvious, but the Emperor Ye kept urging him.

Fang Che also understood that the Emperor Ye was in a tough spot now... he initiated the conversation, but now it had gone awry.

Feeling helpless, Fang Che stood up, thinking, I’m young, being shameless is okay. So he smiled awkwardly and said, "Big brother, since it’s come to this, I’ll shamelessly ask directly: give me some of that spirit crystal stone milk."

Sikong Dou froze, grabbing Emperor Ye’s collar.

His eyes almost popped out.

His face flushed alternating between red and blue.

Emperor Ye, though being held by the collar, felt relieved, embarrassed but knowing Fang Che’s cooperation was extremely rare.

So he shrugged and said, "See, isn’t this asking directly? Will you give it or not?"

Veins bulged on Sikong Dou’s forehead, his face contorted as he muttered, "You two heartless scoundrels! You want my life!"

The Emperor Ye retorted, "What’s wrong, big brother? This time, it’s a direct request. Does your word still hold?"

Sikong Dou groaned in despair, "You might as well send me back to jail. I’d rather die than give up my wealth."

These words turned the Emperor Ye’s face purple.

Before he could say anything, Fang Che sighed, "Since that’s the case, forget it."

Feeling embarrassed after seeing through the plan, Fang Che realized Sikong Dou’s reaction was adverse from the start.

This made Fang Che feel uneasy early on.

But with the Emperor Ye’s persistent effort, Fang Che was essentially forced to persistently make a direct request again, and Sikong Dou still refused.

Fang Che simply didn’t want it anymore.

Even though it was Sikong Ye’s idea, Fang Che was the one executing it. It felt very awkward and had a bit of a quid pro quo taste.

Fang Che felt extremely uncomfortable inside.

If they were to continue pestering over this joke-like topic, Fang Che was confident he could get it.

But since Sikong Dou was unwilling, even obtaining it would leave Fang Che unsettled.

It would leave a thorn in Sikong Dou’s heart.

Sikong Dou snorted.

"Who are you going to use it for?"

Sikong Dou asked, "If you use it for yourself, it wouldn’t be an issue."

These words were softer, clearly recognizing the awkward atmosphere.

Fang Che responded lightly, "It’s for those kids, their aptitude is average."

He smiled, got up, and said, "I’ll be heading back then."

Suddenly, the situation had become so awkward that the Emperor Ye was at a loss, feeling very embarrassed and nearly overwhelmed by the awkwardness.

Who would have thought two veteran Jianghu figures could mess up such a thing?

This was greatly unexpected.

He stood up, "Brother, wait a moment."

"No need to wait," Fang Che replied with a carefree smile, "Big brother, don’t blame the boss. Today, I was greedy. Honestly, going back to the kids’ aptitude, using Pei yuan pills might compensate a bit, and still be timely."

Emperor Ye could see Fang Che’s embarrassment, momentarily speechless and ashamed, "We were indeed a bit too rushed. With the Guardian’s energy, improving those little ones’ aptitude isn’t really difficult."

He said, "I haven’t had a big meal in a long time; bought a lot today, let’s have a feast this morning."

He sighed gently, feeling fatigued, "Today, it was my fault."