Mr.Nobody: I am inside a webcomic?!
Chapter 37: Bionic Arm
The battlefield had become complete chaos. Broken van doors. Bent street signs. Crowbars scattered everywhere. Gangsters unconscious across the road.
And in the middle of it all Mr.Nobody stood breathing heavily.
"Huff..."
"Huff..."
Sweat dripped beneath the bunny helmet.
But the fight still wasn’t over. Because another hundred gangsters were charging toward him.
To Toma..
It still looked like around twenty enemies.
But even then, the situation already looked impossible.
"Nobody!" she shouted worriedly.
Meanwhile....
Mr.Nobody stared at the incoming army with complete disbelief. "...HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE EXIST?!"
[System Warning:
Enemy Wave Active]
[Enemy Count: 103]
[Combat Assistance Skill Active:
Infinite Crowbar Swing]
Gangsters rushed him from every direction. "GET HIM! BREAK HIS LEGS! DON’T LET HIM BREATHE!"
Mr.Nobody tightened his grip on both crowbars. "...Alright then. Round whatever-the-hell this is."
BOOOOM!
He dashed forward aggressively.
CLANG!
A crowbar smashed into someone’s jaw.
CRACK!
Another gangster got hit in the ribs.
BAM!
A kick sent another flying into a car hood.
Portals kept opening invisibly around him.
SWOOSH!
SWOOSH!
SWOOSH!
Crowbars launched endlessly from hidden angles.
To Toma....
He simply looked absurdly skilled.
To Nobody, he was surviving a supernatural war against hundreds of enimies.
[Damage Inflicted: 91]
[Critical Hit]
[Enemy HP: 100 → 0]
[Enemy Eliminated]
Another gangster attacked with a metal pipe.
Nobody spun low and swept his legs instantly.
THUD!
Then smashed him with both crowbars together.
CLANG!
[Combo Count: 63]
[Current Style Rank:
Crowbar Maniac]
"...That honestly sounds kinda cool."
Three enemies rushed simultaneously. Nobody rapidly swung both crowbars.
BAM!
CLANG!
THUD!
One collapsed instantly.
Another got launched backward.
The third got hit by an invisible portal crowbar directly in the forehead.
[Stealth Crowbar Hit Successful]
"...Stealth crowbar is insane wording."
The fighting became faster, more brutal and more chaotic.
Nobody moved nonstop across the battlefield like a complete lunatic. His crowbars spun wildly in both hands. Metal sounds echoed nonstop through the road.
CLANG!
CRACK!
BAM!
Gangsters screamed everywhere. "AAGHHH! THIS GUY ISN’T HUMAN! WHY DOES HE KEEP PULLING OUT MORE CROWBARS?!"
Toma stood near the purple car, completely stunned. "...He’s actually beating all of them..."
One gangster attempted to sneak behind Nobody.
But before he could attack....
A portal opened beside his face.
BONK!
The hidden crowbar knocked him unconscious instantly.
Nobody didn’t even turn around. "...Nice try, smarty pants."
[Enemies Remaining: 54]
Nobody exhaled heavily. "Huff...Almost there."
Then suddenly....
A glowing notification appeared.
[Skill Evolution Available]
[New Skill Unlocked:
Crowbar Swing Boost Attack]
Mr. Nobody blinked. "...That sounds aggressively stupid."
[Skill Description:
Amplifies all active crowbars simultaneously for area-wide destruction]
"...Okay nevermind that sounds AWESOME."
The remaining gangsters charged together screaming. "GET HIM ALL AT ONCE! END THIS!"
Mr. Nobody slowly stood upright. Then grinned beneath the helmet. "...You guys are cooked." He raised one crowbar toward the sky.
Immediately....
Hundreds of floating crowbars appeared around him through portals.
Rotating.
Hovering.
Glowing faintly red.
The gangsters slowed down nervously. "...Uh...That can’t be good. Faaaa*k
[Skill Activation Confirmed]
[Crowbar Swing Boost Attack — ACTIVE]
Energy surged violently through the battlefield. Wind exploded outward.
Even Toma stepped backward from the pressure.
Mr. Nobody smirked. "GOODNIGHT."
Then...
He swung the crowbar once. ONLY ONCE.
BOOOOOOOOM!!!
Every floating crowbar launched simultaneously. The battlefield exploded into metallic destruction.
CLANG!
BAM!
CRASH!
THUD!
Gangsters got obliterated across the entire road at once. Some crashed into vans. Some rolled across concrete. Others simply dropped instantly unconscious.
The shockwave itself shattered nearby windows. Smoke rose into the night sky.
Silence followed.
[Enemy Count: 0]
[Combat Sequence Completed]
[Bonus XP Awarded]
[Title Updated:
Street Disaster]
Toma stared around the destroyed battlefield in shock.
All the enemies were down. The bunny-helmeted man actually won.
Nobody stood there breathing heavily. "...Man...I need therapy after this." Then he slowly relaxed his shoulders. "...Finally. It’s over."
Far away....
Ray watched the scene from Earth through his cosmic screen.
He leaned back while grinning. "...Nuh uh. Nothing’s over, buddy." His eyes gleamed with excitement. "Let’s spice things up a little."
He lightly moved one finger.
Inside the constructed world
Reality shifted again.
THUMP.
THUMP.
THUMP.
Heavy footsteps echoed through the destroyed road.
Mr. Nobody froze. "...No."
The footsteps became louder.
THUMP.
THUMP.
THUMP.
Smoke slowly parted ahead.
Then a figure emerged. He was tall, broad-shouldered, binded black hair, wearing a dark coat and attached to his left arm was a metallic bionic arm glowing faintly blue.
CLANK!
The metal fingers moved mechanically. The man grinned slowly while walking toward Nobody.
Toma’s eyes widened. "...Who is that...?"
The stranger cracked his metallic knuckles.
CLANK.
CLANK.
Mr. Nobody stared in absolute disbelief. "...ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!"
He pointed angrily at Toma,"THIS WORLD IS A ROMANCE GENRE!"
Then pointed directly at the guy. "WHY THE ACTUAL FU*K THERE A SCI-FI GENRE BOSS HERE?!"
Far away on Earth...
Ray nearly fell laughing from his chair. "Hahahahaha! Man..after doing grocery having the best entertainment, right now.
"Yes!"
"YES!"
"NOW we’re talking!"
A grin stretched across the bionic arm guy’s face. A grin that can make someone immediately feel fear.
Mr. Nobody’s body instinctively tensed. "...Yeah nah. I officially hate this world."
Behind him, Toma stared nervously.
To her....
The man simply looked like an enormous muscular fighter. She couldn’t see what Nobody saw.
Because to Nobody....
The system was going insane.
Red warning windows exploded across his vision.
[WARNING WARNING WARNING]
[High-Level Threat Detected]
[Enemy Identified:
ANDERSON LEE]
[Danger Level: EXTREMELY HIGH]
[Recommended Action:
RUN] (ᗒᗣᗕ)
[Survival Probability:
13%]
Mr. Nobody blinked rapidly. "...RUN MY A*S."
Anderson Lee slowly cracked the fingers of his metallic arm.
CLANK.
The sound alone felt threatening.
Nobody pointed at him dramatically. "...What even ARE you?" Then he stared specifically at the bionic arm. "...Is he like some wrestler and sci-fi version of Bruce Lee?"
"Heard Bruce Lee was called Iron Arms..."
Then he pointed directly at Anderson’s mechanical limb.
"BUT THIS MOTHERFU*KER MADE IT LITERAL!"
"I am your father whose gonna fu*K you HA-HA-HA," Anderson’s grin widened slightly.
Then....
He disappeared.
"...HUH?!"
BOOOOM!
The road exploded beneath Anderson’s movement speed.
Mr.Nobody barely jumped backward at the right time. "HIS THAT FAST?!"
Anderson stood where Nobody had been a second ago.
Concrete cracked beneath the metallic arm.
Toma’s eyes widened. "...He moved that fast?!"
Mr. Nobody immediately reacted. "OH HELL NAH. Take this motherfu*ker."
[Infinite Crowbar Swing Skill — ACTIVE]
DOZENS OF PORTALS OPENED.
SWOOSH!
Crowbars launched nonstop toward Anderson from every direction.
But then
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
Anderson started smashing every incoming crowbar using only his bionic arm. Metal sparks exploded everywhere. One crowbar got shattered completely. Another bent in half. "That’s all you got brat?"
Another got punched directly into a nearby van.
BOOOOM!
Mr. Nobody stared in horror. "...HE’S PARRYING CROWBARS?!"
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
Anderson moved effortlessly.
Every crowbar attack got countered perfectly.
The metallic arm blurred through the air with terrifying precision.
[System Warning:
Enemy reaction speed exceeds user prediction]
[Warning:
Current opponent specializes in close-range destruction]
[Recommendation:
Avoid direct combat]
"...SHUT UP!"
Nobody suddenly charged forward himself.
BOOOOOM!
The ground cracked beneath his feet.
He swung both crowbars aggressively at Anderson’s head.
CLANG!
Anderson blocked casually with the metal arm.
Then another swing came.
DODGED.
Another.
DODGED.
Another.
DODGED AGAIN.
Mr. Nobody’s eyes widened. "...WHY ARE YOU MOVING LIKE A FINAL BOSS?!"
Anderson grinned silently.
To Toma....
The fight looked absurd.
Nobody moved faster than before.
But somehow the large man kept avoiding every single attack effortlessly.
Like he already knew where the attacks would land.
Nobody swung rapidly.
BAM!
MISS.
CLANG!
MISS.
THUD!
MISS AGAIN.
"...This is bullshit!" Nobody sighed while being drained of strength
Anderson finally moved.
FAST.
One massive hand shot forward instantly.
GRAB.
Mr. Nobody froze. Anderson had grabbed his entire head with one hand.
"...Oh no." Toma gasped. "NOOO!!"
Anderson lifted him off the ground effortlessly.
BOOOOOOM!!!
He smashed Nobody directly into a wall.
Concrete exploded outward.
CRAAAAACK!
The entire wall dented deeply from impact.
Pain shot through Nobody’s entire body instantly.
"GAHHHH—!"
[Massive Damage Taken]
[HP: 410 → 248]
[Warning:
Multiple fractures detected]
[Internal bleeding probability rising]
Mr. Nobody coughed violently. "...Bloody hell..."
Everything blurred slightly. Pain spread through his back and skull.
Anderson slowly approached again while grinning menacingly.
"This dude is actually built differently."
Toma ran forward slightly. "STOP!"
But Anderson ignored her completely.
Mr. Nobody forced himself back up. Blood dripped from beneath the helmet. "...Okay...Round two then." He charged again desperately. Crowbars swung rapidly. Portals opened. Invisible attacks launched nonstop.
But Anderson avoided everything.
EVERYTHING.
CLANG!
One crowbar got caught directly by the metallic hand.
CRUSH.
The weapon literally broke apart.
Mr. Nobody’s eyes widened. "...WHAT THE FU*K"
Anderson suddenly appeared directly in front of him. "Peeka bu...!"
Way too fast.
Before Nobody could react....
SHLICK.
The metallic arm pierced straight through his chest. Blood slowly dripped downward.
Mr. Nobody stared blankly. The bionic arm had completely stabbed through him. "...Ah...Cough!" Blood spilled from his mouth instantly.
Toma’s face went pale. "...No..." Then she screamed.."NOOOOOOO!"
Anderson slowly lifted Nobody slightly off the ground using the arm.
Blood continued dripping onto the road.
[CRITICAL WARNING]
[HP: 248 → 41]
[Critical Condition Reached]
[Emergency Healing Recommended]
[WARNING:
User nearing death]
Mr.Nobody coughed up blood violently. "...Bloody... hell..."
Pain exploded through his entire body. His vision blurred heavily. The bunny helmet flickered slightly.
And yet even then, he weakly looked at Anderson and muttered,
"...Okay...That one was kinda cool...Round Three."