My Demon Husband Is a Snake
Chapter 1134: You Can Sit on My Lap Too
Qing Li patted her own round and slender long legs, "You can also sit on my lap."
"You two..." What’s going on here?
I looked at the mother and son who successively offered their thighs for me to sit on, and wished I could find a hole to crawl into.
The shop owner, who came over with a chair, was already petrified. After a long while, he blurted out, "I’ve never seen such a way of being a henpecked husband, with the mother and son working together."
"You got it wrong, she’s my mom." Yu Longting turned around and kindly said to the shop owner.
The shop owner, however, looked as if he’d seen a ghost, seemingly intimidated by Longting’s invisible aura of the Snake Tribe leader, "She maintains herself really well, looks about your age, about your age..."
After saying this, the shop owner awkwardly wiped the sweat off his forehead with the rag he just used to wipe the table, and returned to the kitchen.
"Try using the chopsticks again." Yu Longting adjusted my sitting position to a comfortable spot and handed me the chopsticks.
Hearing his words, I already had a hunch in my heart. I picked up the chopsticks and just clamped the red oil dumpling in the bowl.
The chopsticks snapped once again, and the fragrant dumpling fell back onto the plate.
At this moment, if I didn’t understand what was happening, I’d be a fool, "Have I lost control over my strength? Have I... mastered unparalleled martial arts??"
"You just refined three Three Corpse Gods; your strength now surpasses that of an Earth Immortal. It might take ten days or half a month to get used to it." Qing Li supported her chin with her hand, leisurely eating the dumplings in her bowl.
She eats quite lightly; there wasn’t a drop of hot oil in her bowl.
Yu Longting picked up a ceramic spoon, assuming the responsibility of feeding me, "Let me feed you instead, otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll have to pay a big sum of money before we can leave."
"Mmm, mmm, you feed me~ Thank you, dear~" I willingly let Yu Longting feed me.
Compared to paying money, I’d rather be embarrassed.
Because of the three words "dear", Yu Longting’s eyes filled with a gentle smile.
After a trip to the Nether Pond, the scar on his face had faded a lot.
Although there was still a somewhat fierce appearance, at least it wouldn’t reveal the white bone and scare the people around.
My lips were swollen from the spice, but I only felt a satisfying sweat from head to toe.
"Could it be... you’re pregnant again? I’ve never seen you handle spice so well before." Yu Longting commented idly.
I puffed my cheeks, and was stunned for a second, "No way, I just... just gave birth not long ago..."
"Considering the timing, it’s unlikely. But in the future, we should be more cautious. Should I take medicine to avoid pregnancy?" Yu Longting calculated the days and realized I couldn’t be pregnant, yet he frowned.
Qing Li on the side wasn’t pleased, and she swept her cold gaze over the two of us, "You only have one child and are already thinking of contraception. What’s going on here?"
"Giving birth is painful." Yu Longting stated without doubt.
I nodded in agreement, "Mother-in-law, giving birth is really painful."
"I gave birth to four children, and I never complained about the pain. If you don’t have more, where would I get grandkids?" Qing Li slammed her chopsticks, throwing a little tantrum.
I honestly didn’t expect, nor did I see, that she’d be a mother-in-law who likes children, "Since you like them, I’ll have more with Yu Longting to keep you entertained."
"You’re pampering her too much. Can’t Yu Rongling have kids? Didn’t he win over Xiao Shenshen?" Yu Longting didn’t care one bit, coldly refusing, then said, "Qing Li, don’t you want to know about the feud between Qingyang and Zhao Sihai?"
To spare me from the pain of childbirth again, Yu Longting diverted the topic to Qingyang and Zhao Sihai.
He told Qing Li the whole story about Zhao Sihai’s identity and his intentions, and also mentioned the Celestial Omen incident caused by Xiao Shenshen and Dumpling.
"Wanwan, go get a bottle of white wine, fill it up for me." Qing Li paused for a moment after listening and asked me to get wine and fill her glass.