My Kaiju Parasite Revived Me, But a Yandere Bought My Streaming Rights
Chapter 34: Division PR
Caleb pushed through the heavy plastic flaps of the medical staging tent.
The freezing morning air hit his face, smelling of diesel exhaust and stale rain. He carried his canvas duffel bag over his left shoulder to protect his right arm. The military doctors had pumped him full of synthetic fluids, sealing the jagged slash across his collarbone with a heavy layer of medical foam.
He forced a dry block of military-grade nutrient paste down his throat, swallowing it without chewing.
The Forward Operating Base was a blinding circus of neon and noise. Massive holographic screens hovered over the tarmac, projecting the post-raid spectacle directly to the civilian networks. A G-Corp energy drink watermark spun across a looping, high-definition clip of Caleb diving under the warped Mimic’s scythe. The algorithm weaponized his near-death experience, converting his fractured ribs into a viral marketing campaign.
To his left, a digital memorial banner scrolled a long list of gray names. Dozens of D-rank recruits had died in the shifting subterranean tunnels. Their names scrolled above a bright yellow donation button, routing civilian credits directly to the weapons contractors who supplied the faulty gear. The military normalized the slaughter by turning the dead into a commercial.
His cracked visor chimed. A blue payout notification flashed in his peripheral vision.
[FUNDS DEPOSITED: 84,200 CREDITS]
The zeroes anchored him. The base pay and the viewer engagement bonuses had cleared the system. Collection agencies would not knock on his mother’s door this week. They would not touch his brother’s life support augments. He had dragged himself through the mud and secured the surplus.
Corporate talent scouts swarmed the surviving elites near the transport shuttles. Suits with digital clipboards chased down high-tier recruits, waving sponsorship contracts. A man in a sharp blue blazer stepped into Caleb’s path, holding out a glowing datapad.
"Mercer," the scout said, flashing a practiced smile. "Apex Munitions wants to sponsor your next drop. We can replace that surplus gear today."
Caleb ignored the datapad. He kept walking, stepping around the scout and heading for the perimeter fence. The noise of the celebration battered his skull. He just wanted a dark room and fourteen hours of sleep.
The green broadcast icon on his HUD vanished.
Vibrant purple code bled across the glass, violently overriding the military ledger.
[??? : They are turning your blood into an advertisement. It disgusts me.]
Caleb stopped walking. He stared at the crushed gravel beneath his boots. The encrypted voice buzzed directly into his auditory canal, smooth and intensely possessive.
[??? : I watched the medics touch your neck. They are clumsy. You should be resting somewhere quiet. Let me handle the sponsors. Let me clear the board for you.]
He lacked the energy for a digital hostage negotiation. The massive caloric deficit made his taped fingers tremble. He reached up and tapped the edge of the comms-chip buried under his hairline.
"I am leaving the grid," Caleb muttered. He kept his voice entirely flat. "I will contact you shortly."
He didn’t wait for her to argue. He swiped the interface away with a sharp manual override. The purple text dissolved back into standard blue. The silence in his earpiece felt fragile, like a temporary truce.
He navigated past the media barges and slipped through the chain-link gates of the civilian parking sector. The overwhelming noise of the post-raid spectacle faded into a dull, echoing hum.
Rows of dented transport vehicles sat under flickering sodium lights. Puddles of dirty water reflected the gray sky. He found his rusted sedan parked near the back fence. The front bumper was held together with heavy-duty zip ties.
A bright neon-orange sticker covered the driver’s side windshield.
Caleb stopped. He stared at the paper.
Reaching out, he ripped the stiff sticker off the glass. A municipal parking violation. The raid had stretched three days past his meter allotment. He had survived a subterranean slaughterhouse, shattered his shoulder, and secured a provisional rank elevation, only to get hit with a fifty-credit municipal fine.
He crushed the ticket in his fist.
"That vehicle lacks basic structural integrity."
Caleb turned.
Kikaru stood under the flickering streetlamp. She had stripped off her pristine white armor. She wore a crisp, tailored gray academy jacket and dark trousers. Her heavy carbon-fiber brace clicked softly against the pavement as she stepped closer. Her posture remained rigid, but the edges of her corporate mask were fractured.
Her eyes looked exhausted. She hugged her arms tight across her chest, shivering slightly in the damp air.
"It runs," Caleb said. He jammed the metal key into the driver’s side door and forced the lock. The rusted hinges screamed.
Kikaru flinched at the noise. She looked back over her shoulder toward the glaring lights of the staging base. Corporate handlers and media drones hovered near the VIP exits, searching the crowds.
"My father’s PR team is waiting at the south gate," Kikaru said. Her voice lost its usual commanding clip. It sounded thin. She shifted her weight, the carbon-fiber brace whining. "They want a live interview about the structural breach. They want me to smile and talk about brand synergy."
Caleb tossed his canvas duffel bag onto the cracked leather of the backseat. "So go smile. The algorithm loves you."
"I don’t want to."
Caleb paused. He looked at her across the rusted roof of the sedan.
A faint flush crept up Kikaru’s neck. She refused to meet his eyes, staring instead at the zip-ties on his bumper. Her polished etiquette fought a losing battle against raw, teenage confusion. She looked entirely out of place in the grimy parking lot, soft and heavily flustered by her own admission.
"I just want time away from the noise," Kikaru murmured. Her words spilled out in a hurried, defensive rush. "I cannot process the telemetry data with cameras in my face. The reporters ask stupid questions. The noise is giving me a migraine."
She pointed a manicured finger at his car.
"Take me with you."
Caleb leaned his good arm on the door frame. "I live in the lower sectors. It smells like engine grease and poverty. There is zero sterile environment."
"It is not the staging base," Kikaru countered.
She walked around the front bumper. She reached for the passenger door handle and pulled. It stuck. She yanked it harder, her frustration bleeding through. The door popped open with a loud metallic groan.
She slid onto the torn upholstery. She pulled the frayed seatbelt across her chest, securing the buckle with a sharp snap.
"Besides," Kikaru added, keeping her gaze fixed firmly on the cracked dashboard. "I need to understand why Captain Elara broke protocol to extract you on the platform. First Division commanders do not risk their own clearance for Rank F scrubbers. She acts like she knows you."
Caleb let out a slow, rusty exhale. He tossed the crushed parking ticket onto the dashboard and dropped into the driver’s seat. The worn springs whined under his weight.
"She knows me," Caleb said. He grabbed the steering wheel. "We grew up in the same scrap yard. We spent ten years stripping copper wire together before she joined the academy."
Kikaru snapped her head toward him. Her eyes went wide. Her mouth parted slightly. The strict corporate composure shattered entirely, replaced by absolute shock.
"You were best friends with the First Division Captain?" Kikaru demanded. Her voice jumped an octave. "You grew up in a junkyard with her?!"
"It was a disposal yard," Caleb corrected.
He jammed the key into the ignition. The engine coughed, sputtered, and settled into a rough, rattling idle. The entire chassis shook.
Kikaru gripped the edge of her seat with both hands. The flush on her neck deepened. She stared at him, completely failing to process the overlapping social dynamics.
"Is the car supposed to vibrate like that?" she asked, her voice squeaking slightly over the engine noise.
"It builds character," Caleb said.
He shifted the sedan into gear and pulled out of the lot, leaving the blinding lights of the military spectacle behind them.
As the sedan rattled down the access road, Caleb watched the neon billboards of the upper sectors reflect off the dirty windshield. He rolled his right shoulder. The medical foam held, but the muscles felt tight and unfamiliar. He needed real food. The nutrient paste was already gone, burned up by the anomaly.
Kikaru sat rigidly in the passenger seat. She kept shooting quick, disbelieving glances at him, her mind clearly struggling to reconcile the scarred, exhausted scrubber next to her with the legendary First Division Captain.
"I have read her entire combat biography," Kikaru blurted out, breaking the silence of the car. "The archives state she was an independent recruit with exceptional kinetic aptitude. They never mentioned a disposal yard."
"The military PR team scrubs the dirty parts," Caleb said. He merged onto the main highway, the tires humming against the pavement. "A rags-to-riches story plays better on the streams if you leave out the smell of rotting marrow."
Kikaru fell quiet again. She pulled her knees slightly together, her carbon-fiber brace resting against the dashboard. The aggressive, polished heiress from the briefing rooms was entirely gone. Stripped of her armor and hiding from her handlers, she just looked like a tired teenager trying to make sense of a world that didn’t match her textbooks.
"I will compensate you for the fuel," she murmured, staring out the window at the passing city.
Caleb kept his eyes on the road. "Don’t worry about it."