My Life is a literal「Life」stream!
Chapter 123: Do just that, then!
"Eh? Why do you suddenly want to leave?!" Lady Master of Heaven gave him a baffled look.
"You are the Heavenly Dao Welder and yet there is something that even you are unable to do. If you can’t do it, how can I?" Xiao Shen said as he twitched the corners of his lips.
"Heh. You really think I’ll let you leave? Naive!" Lady Master of Heaven smirked as she leaned back into her chair. "This is my dimension with my rules and my will. I have no problem waiting for you to agree, even if it takes ten thousand years!" 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
"....." Xiao Shen.
He twitched the corners of his lips once again. "But I can’t live for ten thousand years!"
The woman smiled lazily and stretched. "When one ascends past the Pseudo Dao Master realm, they would have to merge with themselves from several different timelines..."
Then she frowned and smacked her forehead. "Tsk, wrong explanation."
Shaking her head, she continued. "I meant to say that, upon ascending past the Pseudo Dao Master realm, one he comes Eternal and Everlasting, Undamageable and Unchangeable.
This space is my own innate talent, an Inner World. As I have become Eternal and Everlasting, it has also become Eternal and Everlasting. Thus, anything I put within it also becomes Eternal and Everlasting as long as it is inside it."
Xiao Shen’s face suddenly fell. "So... I can actually live forever within this space??"
"Mm-hm." She nodded her head.
F*CK!
Xiao Shen looked as though he had just swallowed a mouthful of salt. He sighed and shook his head. "Aiyah... So what is this project you’re want my help with??"
The most powerful man was not the strongest or fastest, not even the strongest. The most powerful man was the most flexible and adaptable!
Since he could not escape by his own power, the only option left was to play along!
"There are infinite timelines in the myriad realms, and each one has a destined begining and a foreseen end..." Lady Master of Heaven leaned forward on her table, using her elbows as support and resting her chin on interlocked fingers. "I simply want to see how much a timeline can variate from it’s original path if certain things were changed. You have an innate talent related to time already, making you very suitable for this job."
Xiao Shen blinked his eyes in confusion. "Just that??"
"Mm-hm." Lady Master of Heaven nodded her head. "I have always been a benevolent senior. Ask.... Well, this people of my time have all passed away, so there’s no one you can ask. Anyways, you can be sure to receive plenty of benefits after!"
"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.
THAT’S the thing you can’t do by yourself?!
F*ck, are you sure you’re not a fake Wielder of the Heaven’s Will?!
If she could not do something as simple as reversing time and changing a few stuff, was she even a Wielder of the Heaven’s Will?!!
"Tsk, are you doubting my power?!" A tinge or annoyance appeared on her face.
"Huh?!" Xiao Shen was startled. He frowned in thought.
Can she read minds or something? Well, she should be able to...
After all, though seeming rather unreliable, she is still supposed to be the Wielder of the Heavens Will...
"....." Lady Master of Heaven. She gritted her teeth and slammed her fist on the table before her. "Do you really think I don’t dare blot you out of existence?!"
The table was smashed to pieces and the massive shockwave generated was enough to send him flying dozens of metres.
"F*ck! Senior, I’m sorry!" Xiao Shen screamed as he shot through the infinite white space like a human arrow. At this speed, were he to hit any obstacles on the way, he would most certainly die!
No wait...
Xiao Shen curled the corners of his lips.
He was in the Eternal and Everlasting, Undamageable and Unchangeable innate skill space of the Wielder of the Heaven’s Will!
This meant that he would not die!
Ahaha, I am Xiao Survived another Ordeal Shen!
Want to kill me?
I am currently f*cking unkillable!
"Heh, do you want to test it out?" Lady Master of Heaven suddenly appeared in front of him and stopped his flying self using a single finger.
Xiao Shen instantly paled as he shook his head vigorously. "No, Senior! I’m good!"
Xiao Currently Unkillable Shen had pathetically turned into a Xiao Knows his Place Shen.
He could not afford to mess with her anymore!
Even if he had doubts about her identity, the fact that she could reach into the infinite clock spiral realm (a special place that even the several Immortals with a soul connection to him could not sense) and drag him out proved that She was far, far, far above his level!
F*ck, I forgot that I don’t even have a level! I was an ordinary university student just two days ago!
Lady Master of Heaven frowned and gave him a light tap, which, by the way, sent him crashing to the floor as though he weighed ten thousand tons.
BANG!
"Ack!" Xiao Shen groaned in agony. He would have spat out a mouthful of blood, but was currently in an Eternal and Everlasting, Undamageable and Unchangeable state.
He was completely unharmed, but it still hurt like hell!
F*ck, I think I’m going to pass out...
His vision blurred as the pain passed the threshold of what he could handle, making him faint. However, before his vision went completely black, he noticed the Lady Master of Heaven squatting next to him.
What...
What is she up to...
Then, in the next second, he found himself jolted back into consciousness.
Lady Master of Heaven retracted her finger and blew lightly on it. She said with a lazy smile. "I am the Embodiment of the Heavenly Dao and the Wielder of the Heaven’s Will, how can you lose consciousness without my permission?"
"..." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips. "Then, Senior, can I have the permission to lose consciousness??"
"..." Lady Master of Heaven was speechless.
She began considering whether or not to strip this little fellow of his innate talent and just give it to someone whose brain was not wired to constant seek death.
"Aiyah, if a man wrestles with pigs, both of them would get dirty." She sighed and shook her head as she stood up and backed him.
"Although I do not know why exactly you have little to no respect or fear towards someone as lofty as myself, that does not change the fact that I am the Dao Personified, the Eternal and Everlasting Lord, Master of Myriad Realms, and Lady of Heaven."
As she spoke, a dignified aura slowly spread out of her body, bringing him immense pressure.
Multiple phenomena such as golden lotus flowers, the sound of scholarly scriptures being recited, the sound of the Great Dao, among others began to appear and disappear, while a majestic Empress outfit suddenly appeared on her body; complete with the headgear, jewelry and even a matching paper hand fan.
"Wow..." Xiao Shen was completely in awe.
So this is what a proper god-like existence is actually like!
However, in the next moment, he recalled the oddities that filled his real life livestream and suddenly felt his liver hurting...
Similarly, the awe in his heart decreased by a large margin.
".... Just wow?" Lady Master of Heaven blinked in confusion.
"..." Xiao Shen pursed his lips.
"Was something supposed to happen?"
"....." Lady Master of Heaven looked at him.
"....." Xiao Shen looked back at her.
For a while, awkward silence pervaded the entire inner world.
"Ahem." Lady Master of Heaven coughed and dismissed all the elegant accessories on her person. She waved her hand and the table and chair instantly appeared once more. "Let’s just start the project, then."
Xiao Shen immediately found himself sitting adjacent to her. He pursed his lips and nodded his head. "Alright, then."
"Hmm. Let us go with Alternate Timeline 5569," Lady Master of Heaven said as she tapped on the table and a holographic screen suddenly appeared over it. "In that timeline, Cultivators gradually became extinct due to the ancient pill refining techniques becoming lost when the Great Nine Provinces Pill Smithing sect was suddenly destroyed. What do you think would have happened if the techniques had all been passed on before the destruction of the sect?"
"Hmm..." Xiao Shen frowned in thought. He said. "Then the techniques would either have been passed down in a new Nine Provinces Pill Smithing sect, or spread throughout the cultivation world for everyone to learn."
"Then do just that." Lady Master of Heaven nodded her head. She was very satisfied with his answer.
At the same time, the ground beneath Xiao Shen suddenly opened up to reveal a black, blank space.
Wait a minute....
He suddenly began falling, along with the swivel chair!
Screaming was innate to human nature, so...
"Aaaaahhhhhhhh~ I’m going to die~"