
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.My “cheat” is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.Welcome to the hunt.===ADDITIONAL Tags:No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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- Chapter 509: A Chaos of Queens
- Chapter 508: Yes, Emi-sama
- Chapter 507: Chant My Name
- Chapter 506: Two Stars, One Target
- Chapter 505: My Girlfriend is a Goddamn Valkyrie
- Chapter 504: Lightning on the Horizon
- Chapter 503: The King of Five Hills
- Chapter 502: Make This Worth My Time
- Chapter 501: The Roar of the Number Ones
- Chapter 500: End of Volume: Time To Go to War
- Chapter 499: The Whole World is Watching
- Chapter 498: I’ll Take That Bet
- Chapter 497: My Soul on the Betting Slip
- Chapter 496: Victory Has a Vested Interest
- Chapter 495: Sorry, Aphrodite, I Have a New Stalker
- Chapter 494: The Machinery of Fate
- Chapter 493: Statistically Improbable
- Chapter 492: The Case of the Stray Dog
- Chapter 491: How to Go from Zero to Hero
- Chapter 490: Four Weeks And A Bruised Ego
- Chapter 489: Bring Your Ego
- Chapter 488: Everyone Thinks They’re The Favorite
- Chapter 487: Post-Traumatic Stress Massage
- Chapter 486: You See Too Much, My Queen
- Chapter 485: Standard Operating Procedure for Two Prodigies
- Chapter 484: Morning, Scumbag, and Other Royal Proclamations
- Chapter 483: Consequences of a Caturday Morning
- Chapter 482: Acclimation to Chaos
- Chapter 481: The Winter Queen’s Christmas Movie
- Chapter 480: My Fight, My Stray Dog
- Chapter 479: Refreshingly Honest, At Least
- Chapter 478: This Wasn’t a F*cking Exhibition
- Chapter 477: Return to Sender, with Interest
- Chapter 476: Lightning Never Strikes the Same Place Twice (Unless You’re Me)
- Chapter 475: Showtime for the Stray Dog
- Chapter 474: Enter the Crimson Comet
- Chapter 473: Just Come Back to Me
- Chapter 472: We Bleed Extensively
- Chapter 471: This Conversation Happens in Private
- Chapter 470: Breeding Habits and Battle Plans
- Chapter 469: My Body Remembers a Life I Never Lived
- Chapter 468: You Taste Like Master’s Mouth
- Chapter 467: The Stray Dog Learns a New Trick
- Chapter 466: Naughty Satori Gets a New Pet
- Chapter 465: My Ribs for a Thirty-Second Buff
- Chapter 464: All My Girls are Psychic Beacons
- Chapter 463: Extreme Prejudice and a Pair of Shorts
- Chapter 462: The Psychic Foghorn
- Chapter 461: The Gacha God Plays Favorites
- Chapter 460: A Grinder’s Certainty or a Gambler’s Prayer
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