"I-I can’t. H-Hina-chan... how are you even going to get her away from me?"

"It’s simple, bestie. I’ll distract her while you go spend some quality time with Sera-chan. Kaito-kun is a useless emo nerd who would rather be left alone to smell his own farts than mingle with us mortals."

Kaizen spoke with the greasy sparkle of an insurance salesman who just convinced you to buy a policy for your pet rock.

He looked like the ultimate bro, but his brain was purely in the gutter.

"Bestie, Hina-chan is a total pushover. She’s so innocent and shy that she’s basically a human doormat.

"I could just grab her hand and tell her I need to ’show her something private’ and she’d be too flustered to say no. You know how she is. But I need you to be a man and take the chance."

Hearing those words made Leo’s imagination go wild. 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

He started picturing how easy it would be to get close to Sera-chan once his clingy girlfriend was out of the picture.

Usually, Hina-chan stuck to him like superglue on a hairy leg.

Even when he went back to his dorm, she would video call him for hours.

She wanted to watch him study, watch him train, watch him eat, and probably watch him take a massive dump.

It was honestly exhausting.

He couldn’t even send a "u up?" text to Sera-chan without Hina’s big lavender eyes staring at him through a screen.

But if Kaizen, this legendary new wingman, could distract the "Velcro Girlfriend," that meant Leo could finally get some alone time with the tomboy of his dreams.

Kaito-kun wouldn’t care anyway; he was too busy "aura farming" and being a sigma male to notice if his girlfriend was getting her gears shifted by someone else.

In theory, if Leo accepted this deal with the devil, he could finally find out if Sera-chan’s heart yearned for him like his does for her.

"Gulp."

Leo gulped so hard you could hear it in the next room.

His hero cape was practically falling off as he traded his loyalty for the chance to see what was under Sera-chan’s short skirt.

’Just for a little bit... just to talk... right?’

Leo thought, while Kaizen internally laughed at how easy it was to lead a "hero" into the path of eternal horniness.

"If you’re still not convinced that Sera-chan wants your super-prodigy babies, just watch her carefully. She’s about to look over here. I’m telling you, bestie, she really likes you."

Kaizen made sure to say "Sera-chan" and "likes you" extra loud, like he was announcing a sale on premium porn.

Since Sera was sitting just one row in front of Leo, her ears perked up like a cat hearing a tuna can open.

And just like that, she turned her head and looked at Leo-kun with this weird, tranquil, "I want to jump your bones" expression.

It looked like two souls yearning to be together, and it made Kaizen want to puke his guts out.

’Keep yearning, you losers. In a week, the only thing you’ll be yearning for is a break from my monster energy.’

Kaizen smirked, and his eyes naturally took a dive southward.

The way Sera’s athletic body was stuffed into that school chair was a crime against humanity.

She was leaning way too far forward on her desk, which meant her massive, bouncy booty was pushed back to the absolute limit.

It was basically spilling out of the chair like a pair of water balloons being squeezed.

The way her skirt was stretched tight showed the exact outline of her deep ass-crack.

And because she was leaning, the fabric hiked up high enough to show him a glorious, mouth-watering view of her thick upper thighs.

It was a buffet of muscular, milky-white goodness.

"Gulp~"

This time, it wasn’t the hero, it was Kaizen who gulped like a hungry dog.

His "little young master" was standing at full attention, practically saluting the view of that premium tomboy ass.

’God damn, Mr. Creator... you really did cook with this one.’

The creator really did cook with this world.

Even if the main character was a total dog-water fucker, the girls and the scenery were top-tier art.

Leo’s heart was thumping like a drum.

His new "bestie for life" was a genius!

She really did like him! Sera-chan and him... it was fate!

’W-what is that look on your face, Sera-chan? Are you feeling the same yearning of soul I’m feeling right now?’

Leo gulped and gave a dumb smile. Sera-chan just smirked back like a predator.

"You want to eat my knuckles, stupid? Because I’ll happily feed them to you."

Leo just shrugged his shoulders with a goofy grin, acting like she hadn’t just threatened to break his face.

Kaizen watched from the side, rolling his eyes.

This fucker actually thinks being threatened with a beating is "pure love."

What a loser.

Suddenly, the classroom doors slammed open like a bomb went off.

In walked a slutty-looking, dangerously hot woman with dark skin and a look that said she’d definitely killed a man before.

She was wearing a tight track suit, in a prestigious academy!

It hugged every single curve of her dangerous body like a second skin.

The whole class went dead silent.

She looked like a wild cat ready to pounce.

She slammed her hands on the podium and laughed out loud, not giving a single fuck about rules or professionalism.

"W-what is that help you asked, Kaizen kun?"

"Oh, that? That’s simple, bestie...He he he..."

Leo whispered to Kaizen as the professor began to talk.

"Listen up, you little fuckers! We are going to the dungeon right now! Get into teams of five! Move your asses! Quick!"

Kaizen smirked. This was the moment.

He leaned into Leo’s ear and whispered like a true snake.

"Add me to your team right now, bestie. I’ll keep Hina-chan ’distracted’ so you can focus on your target. He he he..."

Leo froze. At the same time, Hina tugged on his shirt, her big lavender eyes full of fear.

"Let’s not add that new guy, okay Leo-kun? Let’s just go with our usual team. We don’t know what kind of evil stuff he’ll do once we’re alone in a dark dungeon... please, Leo-kun."

Leo looked back and forth between his worried girlfriend and his new perverted bestie.

But then, Sera-chan stood up and stretched her arms high above her head.

Goddamn! Her shirt pulled tight over her chest and her skirt hiked up so high it was basically a belt, showing off those thick, milky thighs in all their glory.

That was the final nail in the coffin. Leo’s brain officially migrated to his pants.

"Sorry Hina-chan, but Kaizen-kun is part of the squad now! We need his... uh... strategic mind!"

Kaizen smirked, his eyes already wandering over Hina’s trembling, curvy body.