Chapter 14: Not in front of the boyfriend!

"Come find me in five minutes, bestie, or else our whole plan goes out the window."

That was the holy gospel Kaizen had whispered into Leo’s ear before Hina dragged him away like a trash bag.

Leo had followed them like a total creep and stood outside the storage room, staring at his watch like his life depended on it.

He was counting the seconds like a kid waiting for a microwave burrito.

Exactly five minutes passed, and the silence from inside was deafening.

No screams? No sounds of a legendary beatdown?

’Dayum, did she actually kill my one and only true bestie?!’

’If he’s dead, who’s going to tell me more about Sera-chan’s secret feelings?!’

’My life is over!’

Leo knew Hina was a beast in combat.

And he also knew from personally slapping Kaizen around earlier that the guy had the physical durability of a wet paper towel in a hurricane.

He couldn’t wait another second.

Knock~ Knock~

"Hina-chan? Are you in there? The professor is getting mad that we aren’t at the dungeon entrance yet!"

Leo was sweating buckets.

He wasn’t worried about his girlfriend’s safety; he was terrified that his "Master of Rizz" bestie was currently a puddle of noble blood on the floor.

The door cracked open just an inch, and Hina’s head popped out like a nervous gopher.

She was only showing her face, which made Leo’s imagination go into overdrive.

Was she hiding a corpse?

Was her uniform soaked in Kaizen’s blood?

Was she currently standing over his mangled body with a crazy yandere grin?

Leo felt like he was going to hyperventilate, but he had to play it cool.

If he showed he cared about Kaizen, Hina might just go back inside and finish the job out of pure jealousy!

"L-L-Leo-kun! H-hi! I’m just... uh... inspecting the equipment! Yeah! Very important business! Top secret hunter stuff!"

Leo tilted his head, trying to peek past her massive, heaving chest to see any sign of a stray limb or a bloodstain.

"Is everything okay? Your hair looks like you fought a lawnmower, and you’re sweating like you just ran a marathon in a sauna."

"O-oh! It’s just dusty in here! Ha ha! Dust allergies! I’m just... cleaning! Yeah, cleaning the storage room!"

Leo’s eyes widened.

Cleaning?! Cleaning what? The evidence?!

Was she currently mopping up the remains of the Ryuga heir with an old gym mat?

Meanwhile, behind the door, the "corpse" was very much alive and currently kneeling behind Hina’s bare, jiggling backside.

Kaizen was trying his best not to laugh out loud as he watched Hina’s desperate face through the crack.

He reached out a hand and slowly traced a finger up her soft, milky thigh, heading straight for the "puffy treasure" she was trying to hide from her boyfriend.

Hina’s eyes nearly bulged out of her skull, her mouth twitching as she tried to keep her voice steady while a perverted demon was literally centimeters away from her "hidden flower."

Her soul was practically leaving her body as she felt his hot breath against her bare skin.

’Keep talking, Hina-chan. The more you lie to your hero, the more I’m going to make you scream once he leaves.’

Kaizen thought, his tongue darting out to lick his lips as he prepared to give the hero’s girlfriend a "cleanup" she’d never forget.

He didn’t waste a single second.

Kaizen hiked her skirt all the way up to her waist, exposing the full, glorious view of her massive, bubbly butt.

It was a masterpiece of physics and fanservice.

’Dayum, this is the greatest view in the history of views. I should win an award for this.’

He leaned in and shoved his face right between her soft cheeks, taking a deep, soul-shattering whiff of her scent.

Hina’s face scrunched up in an epic cringe.

She felt like her "sacred valley" was being colonized by a perverted explorer!

Outside, the awkward silence was making Leo’s brain rot.

He heard a muffled, wet sniffing sound that definitely didn’t sound like "cleaning."

’What the hell is going on? Is she... is she sniffing the floor? Should I barge in?’

Meanwhile, Hina was having a total mental crisis.

’Wh-what is he doing smelling down there?! That’s where the bad stuff happens! Is he insane?!’

She didn’t know how anyone could find that dirty part interesting, let alone sniff it like it was a bouquet of roses.

But she wasn’t prepared for what came next.

Kaizen reached out and spread her ass cheeks wide, putting her puffy, glistening pussy on full display in the dim light.

Then, she felt his hot, humid breath hit her most sensitive spot.

Her poor maiden flower trembled so hard she almost lost her balance.

She had to bite her tongue until it bled; her lover was literally inches away, separated only by a thin piece of wood!

’W-what is he planning?! I need to end this now before my legs turn into soup!’

Hina knew she couldn’t take any more risks.

If she could just trick Leo into leaving, she would turn around and beat this perverted demon until he was just a puddle of noble grease.

But first, the noodle-boy had to go.

Biting down the cringe and the weird, tingly heat spreading between her legs, Hina forced her face into a sweet, angelic doll smile.

It was the kind of smile that made men want to drop their pants and worship her on the spot.

"Leo-kun, I am cleaning this gym... mhmm~ Yes, the gym floor! That trash I dragged here ran away like a coward the second I mentioned the word ’cleaning.’

"So, I decided I don’t want anyone’s heeelpppp~ Nngh! Ha ha ha. Y-yeah, I’m just a very hardworking girlfriend!"

Leo raised an eyebrow, his simple mind slowly processing the lie.

’Perhaps bestie did run away. He does look like the type to dodge manual labor.’

’Man, I actually suspected my poor, sweet Hina-chan of murder.’

’I’m such a bad boyfriend!’

Leo nodded his head, totally buying the "hardworking maid" act.

"Oh, sorry to bother you, Hina-chan. Then see you at... hmmm..."

Leo was about to say "see you at the gate" since his bestie was clearly long gone, but then he saw it.

Like a zombie rising from a shallow grave, a shaky hand rose up behind Hina’s head.

The fingers were trembling and twitching, desperately signaling for him to stay put.

?!

W-what the hell is that?

He knew that hand!

He’d know those noble, booger-flicking fingers anywhere!

It was his bestie!

Hina-chan was a big fat liar and his soulmate-bro was in grave danger!

’What the hell? What the hell? Is she holding him hostage?!’

Leo was a millisecond away from barging in like a SWAT team, but the hand started making a "hold on" gesture.

It was telling him to just stand right there.

’Wait... does he want me to stay here as a witness?’

’Or so Hina-chan won’t finish him off while I’m watching?’

’God, Kaizen is such a tactical genius!’

Leo did exactly that.

In this porn universe, characters have the common sense of a goldfish, so he just stood there like a loyal golden retriever.

He trusted the "Bro Code" more than his own eyes.

"Ha ha ha! Hina-chan, I actually just wanted to say... how beautiful you look today. Like, really, really cute."

?!

Hina, who was currently charging up her "Smash the Trash" punch, felt her brain completely melt.

Being called cute was her ultimate weakness!

Her precious, neglectful Leo-kun was finally giving her a compliment!

Her heart did a little dance, and her brain shifted into full "Love Mode."

’Nice one, bestie. You really are a master of these simpletons.’

Kaizen sniggered internally.

He was reading both of their thoughts like a dirty comic book.

He saw Leo was about to leave, so he raised his hand to stall him.

Now, Leo was standing guard like a clueless cuck, and Hina was floating on a cloud of romantic delusions.

She was so distracted by the "Love Mode" that she almost forgot she was standing in a storage room with her skirt up.

"Y-Y-You really think that, Leo-kun~? Th-thank you! You’re so sweet today!"

Hina was so busy blushing that she momentarily forgot about the pervert behind her who had her pink garden on full display.

To remind her exactly who was in charge, Kaizen leaned forward, parted her cheeks even wider, and gave her puffy pussy a long, slow, dragging lick from bottom to top.

"Ngh-aaaaanh~!"

Hina let out a high-pitched, toe-curling moan that sounded halfway between a dying cat and a woman having the best time of her life.

"Hina-chan, what was that?"

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[A/N]

Here’s the bonus Chapter as promised. Kaizen’s assault will continue and will come to an end in the next two Chapter! Stay tuned!