"Eeekk!!"

"Ohhh!"

Both Aria-chan and Kenji-kun visibly slammed their brakes and took a massive tactical step backward after hearing that nuclear information.

Wait a single, solitary minute here!

’What the actual, flying fuck is going on in this school? What is this brain-dead Leo even talking about right now?’

Kenji could not comprehend the lack of basic human survival instincts.

How could this guy, who was supposed to be some legendary, top-tier prodigy among prodigies, just casually announce that his official girlfriend was totally alone with a notorious, high-level trash playboy inside a private bachelor luxury penthouse?

At the dead of night?!

And what the literal hell was this thick banana nonsense?

What kind of unhinged, R-rated metaphors was this dude even dropping out in the open?

’And why the hell are these three side characters so completely nonchalant about it?’

’Oi, oi, oi, wait a damn minute!’

’Why the fuck is Kaito-kun’s official girlfriend, Sera-chan, discreetly rubbing and fondling this dense hero’s hand right behind his back?!’

’What the hell is going on in this corridor??!!!!’

Kenji’s tiny, certified peanut brain was absolutely fuming with so many question marks.

He wasn’t even sure if the English language he was hearing first thing in the morning was real or some poorly translated simulation.

His beautiful, perfect morning where he didn’t encounter any trash young masters was officially and completely wasted!

Meanwhile, Aria-chan was having a literal, full-scale cardiovascular heart attack right on the spot from hearing the hero’s words.

’W-What? A thick, massive banana being aggressively forced straight into her mouth all night long?! Wait, doesn’t that obviously mean...?’

She had literally just been fantasizing about a massive, forearm-sized dick right before this squad arrived.

And now, by some horrific cosmic coincidence, the common denominator for both the thick weapon in her head and the thick banana in Hina’s mouth was none other than that exact same trash young master!

’Alone in a locked penthouse... all night long... under his absolute, dominant control... ngh~’

Aria’s highly sensitive, closet-slut pussy instantly leaked a fresh, warm wave of premium juices right into her panties just from visualizing that exact scenario.

That trash dog-poop guy didn’t even let a literal holographic shadow clone roam free on campus.

He had aggressively attacked it.

He tore her uniform to shreds.

He tied her up like a slave and did so many unthinkable, dirty things to her body.

And he did all of that right inside the damn academy rules zone!

So, just imagine the absolute, unhinged graphics inside her mind when Leo proudly announced his girlfriend was with that exact type of sexual demon all alone in a private penthouse for whole night!

’That poor, innocent woman’s pussy must be completely destroyed by now!’

’I am 100% sure she is going to need a motorized wheelchair just to attend classes tomorrow... oohh~’

"Hahaha... Y-You mean to say your actual official girlfriend was with a notorious, known trash guy at night... completely all alone...?"

Kenji absolutely could not take the mental strain anymore and just asked the question straight forwardly.

Inside her own head, Aria gave a massive, proud thumbs-up to her boyfriend.

’Go, Kenji-kun! Ask all of my highly specific, degenerate questions!’

"Hmm? Trash guy? Whoa, please don’t say something so incredibly disrespectful about my number one bestie, Vice President. Kaizen is actually a fantastic guy. He is just deeply misunderstood by society. Right, Sera-chan?"

Leo smiled like an absolute tier-one clown at Sera-chan.

She immediately smiled back at him with a glazed look.

The intense, dirty eye contact between them heavily suggested that something highly scandalous was happening behind the scenes.

"Yes, that is 100% correct, Vice President. My beloved bestie really is a super nice guy. He is just so incredibly helpful to us in so many different ways... Honestly, you should really give him a phone call sometimes..."

"..."

"..."

Blink.

Blink.

Aria and Kenji simultaneously wiped their eyes, aggressively cleaned out their ears, and once again stared at the scene before them.

The logic of the universe was not changing at all.

Does that mean the absolute cuckoldry they just heard was completely true?

Meanwhile, the lovey-dovey side-couple wasn’t even processing the absolute madness leaving their mouths. 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

Leo’s pure, pious girlfriend, who also happened to be a top-tier academy hottie, was currently trapped alone in a luxury penthouse with a known sexual predator.

Why exactly was that?

Well, if you were to ask the potato-brained Leo and the thirsty fitness slut Sera-chan, it was all because their brand-new bestie had offered them yet another spectacular, exclusive offer early this morning.

And what exactly was that scandalous new contract?

...

[Leo-kun, man, I am so sorry... but I am currently borrowing... slurp~ slurp~ Hina-chan for the... slurp, slurp~ mwah~ entire morning. It honestly seems like... slurp~ she won’t be physically able to... slurp, slurp~ attend a single class today entirely at all... slurp, slurp~]

Obviously, the exact millisecond the dense hero heard that highly discrete, wet message over the receiver, his legendary SSR brain instantly calculated the situation.

What exactly did he conclude his bestie was doing? Obviously, Kaizen was clearly dropping a high-tier tactical signal!

He was letting Leo know that he would personally babysit the nagging girlfriend all day so that Leo and the athletic fitness slut Sera-chan could enjoy a 100% stress-free, romantic date together!

That was the absolute, undeniable truth in Leo’s mind.

Was there perhaps some tiny, microscopic, R-rated detail that the hero completely missed in the audio feedback?

Absolutely not!

"Wow, thank you so much, bestie! But wait, what exactly are you savoring over there right now? What is that loud slurping sound?"

[Oh, this delicious noise? Hahaha! Leo-kun, this is literally the most premium... slurp, slurp~ raw meat that I was telling you about last night. I am obviously suckling and licking right on the juicy, tender... slurp, slurp~ folds of this exotic meat right here.]

[The meat is just so incredibly tasty, and the thick juices... mmm~ mmm~ these hot juices are honestly the most savory, addictive thing in the entire universe. Whoa, look at that, the meat is literally trembling and squirt-leaking under my tongue right now. Do you want to come over and have some?]

"Haha, nah, man, I am totally good! Make sure you aggressively eat your absolute fill over there, bestie! I am gonna go ahead and thoroughly enjoy my freedom today!"

With that ultimate display of world-class cuckoldry, Leo-kun immediately cut the call with a massive smile.

He instantly fired a text message over to Sera-chan, letting her know that Hina-chan was currently being held back and thoroughly taken care of by Kaizen-kun’s massive banana logistics.

And that is exactly how this unhinged side-couple ended up standing in the corridor, completely unbothered, while the strict student council president Aria-chan was mentally drowning in a sea of pure, unadulterated slut-juice jealousy!