One Piece: The Template System
Chapter 210: Punk Hazard - 2
Sanji expertly flipped a set of silver tongs, plating the final touches on a vibrant, multi-course meal. He carried the massive trays out onto the deck, dodging around the lounging crew members with practiced ease.
"A special mid-afternoon delight for my lovely Nami-san and my sweet Vivi-chan!" Sanji declared, setting the spread down on the patio table. "And, I suppose, some for the rest of you ruffians. Eat up!"
Nami smiled, reaching for a delicate pastry. Vivi thanked the cook warmly. Sunny and Merry sat cross-legged on the grass nearby, chatting animatedly with Chopper about the rules of a new game they were inventing, one that involved significantly fewer loopholes than Uno.
The atmosphere was incredibly relaxed. The chaotic waters of the New World seemed far away as the crew enjoyed the brief respite.
Suddenly, Sunny stopped mid-sentence. He tilted his head, staring out toward the thick, unnatural fog rolling off the shores of Punk Hazard.
"Hold on," Sunny said, his voice dropping into a serious register. "Someone is approaching. Small vessels. They're moving fast and trying to stay under the radar."
The relaxed energy on the deck vanished in an instant. Sanji dropped his serving tray. Nami and Vivi stood up, shifting into combat-ready stances, while the four giants—Dorry, Brogy, Oimo, and Kashii—stopped their card game, turning their attention toward the foggy waters.
"Should I activate the perimeter defenses?" Franky asked, his heavy fists clenching.
"No, hold off," Ben said calmly, stepping out from the corridor leading to his lab. He didn't look worried; if anything, he looked mildly entertained. He tapped a finger against his chin, his mind working rapidly through the tactical variables. "Sunny, let them get closer. I want to see what they're trying to do."
"Aye, aye," Sunny nodded, shutting down the external warning systems.
"Everyone, act natural," Ben instructed, his hands glowing with a soft, ethereal light. "I'm going to cast an illusion over the deck. To them, it will look like we're just lounging around, completely unaware of their approach."
With a flick of his wrist, Ben cast the spell. A shimmering, imperceptible dome of magic washed over the ship. Inside, the crew remained highly alert, but to anyone looking from the outside, they appeared to be laughing, eating, and completely off guard.
Through the thick fog, several small, motorized boats silently glided toward the hull. The figures operating them were covered head-to-toe in bulky, yellow hazmat suits, their faces obscured by heavily tinted gas masks.
"They're preparing to launch something," Franky whispered.
With a series of muffled thwumps, canisters were fired from the boats, arcing over the ship's railing and landing silently on the grassy deck. Almost immediately, the canisters hissed, releasing thick plumes of colorless, odorless gas.
"Sleeping gas," Chopper identified instantly, covering his nose. "It's highly concentrated!"
Ben smirked. He didn't even bother to move. He raised a hand, targeting the chemical composition of the expanding gas cloud.
With a snap of his fingers, the magic took effect. The potent, knock-out chemicals in the air instantly unraveled, transmuting at the molecular level.
"Whoa," Nami blinked, taking a tentative sniff. "It smells like... lavender."
"Much better," Ben agreed. "Now, we play dead."
Ben adjusted the illusion. To the hazmat-suited figures scaling the side of the ship, the crew appeared to choke on the gas before collapsing onto the deck in heaps. The real crew members just stood there, watching the railing with eager anticipation.
A moment later, a dozen figures clad in yellow suits vaulted over the railing, landing softly on the grass. They carried strange, high-tech rifles and moved with coordinated military precision.
"Target secured," one of them rasped through his mask's communicator. "The gas worked perfectly. They're all out cold."
The lead figure walked confidently toward where the illusion of Sanji lay crumpled on the ground. He reached down to grab the cook by the collar.
His hand passed cleanly through the floor.
The man froze, staring at his empty glove in deep confusion. He swiped again. Nothing.
"Sir?" another soldier asked, stepping toward the illusion of the sleeping giants. "What's wrong?"
"This... This isn't real," the leader stammered, his voice rising in panic. He waved his rifle through the air, hitting nothing but empty space. "It's a trick! Fall back! Evacuate immediately!"
"A bit late for that, don't you think?"
The illusion shattered like broken glass. The hazmat team found themselves surrounded.
Sanji was standing directly behind the leader, his hands tucked casually into his pockets. Before the man could even turn around, Sanji delivered a lightning-fast kick to the back of his knees, sending him crashing to the deck.
The rest of the intruders scrambled for the railing, but their path was instantly blocked.
One terrified soldier raised his rifle and unloaded a full clip directly into Franky's chest. The bullets simply flattened against the cyborg's armor and harmlessly dropped to the grass. Franky didn't even flinch. He just struck his signature 'SUPER' pose, and the sheer shockwave of his flexing sent the soldier flying backward into the mast.
Near the center of the deck, another hazmat soldier tried to sprint between Dorry and Brogy. The two towering giants crouched down, grinning.
"You take the left side, Brogy," Dorry rumbled.
"Gegyagyagyagya! Got it!"
Dorry reached out and slapped the running soldier on the left cheek. The force spun the man entirely around, sending him stumbling directly into Brogy, who slapped the man's right cheek. They proceeded to play a casual, high-speed game of human ping-pong, bouncing the dizzy, groaning soldier back and forth between their palms until he finally collapsed into a dizzy heap.
Oimo and Kashii were playing catch using two more soldiers, tossing them lightly through the air by their hazmat collars like stuffed toys.
Sanji finished off the remaining stragglers without breaking a sweat. In a blur of motion reminiscent of a high-stakes soccer match, he kicked three soldiers into the air and proceeded to juggle them with his feet, keeping them airborne with rapid, consecutive strikes while calmly lighting a fresh cigarette.
Within seconds, the entire hazmat team was piled together in the center of the deck, thoroughly beaten and groaning in pain.
Ben walked forward, his boots clicking softly against the deck. He looked down at the leader, who was clutching his bruised ribs.
"Who sent you?" Ben asked, his voice calm but laced with an undeniable edge.
The man spat on the ground. "We'll never tell you anything, pirate scum! The Master will deal with you!"
"I figured you'd say that," Ben sighed. He crouched down, his eyes locking directly onto the man's gaze. Ben invokes a potent compulsion spell. His voice resonated with unnatural authority, bypassing the man's conscious will. "I won't ask again. Who sent you, and what are your orders?"
The man's body went rigid. His eyes glazed over, the defiance melting away into forced obedience.
"We... We work for Caesar," the soldier choked out, fighting the words but unable to stop them. "Caesar Clown. He detected your arrival. He ordered us to capture the Straw Hat Pirates and bring you to the facility for experimentation."
Ben stood up, a slow, satisfied grin spreading across his face. "Caesar Clown. Well, we have a name. What do you say, crew? Shall we go have a one-on-one chat with him?"
"Yeah!" the crew cheered in unison.
"Right then. We need a way in without setting off every alarm on the island," Ben plotted. He looked at the hazmat suits the soldiers were wearing. "These suits are our ticket. Brogy, Dorry, Oimo, Kashii... you four are going to carry us in."
Brogy frowned, scratching his beard. "Carry you in? How? These suits are way too small for us."
"And why are we sneaking around?" Dorry grumbled, crossing his arms. "We are warriors of Elbaf! We should just burst through the front door and smash whatever is in our way!"
"If we do that, the rats will try to escape," Ben countered smoothly. "We want Caesar contained before he even knows we're in the building. Surprise is a highly effective weapon, Dorry."
Ben stepped back and raised his hands. Tapping into his creation template, he focused on the molecular structure of the hazmat suits. In a flash of glowing light, four perfectly replicated, miniature yellow suits clattered onto the deck.
Oimo yawned, picking at his teeth. "Could've just made them big from the start, Ben."
"Shut up, Oimo, he likes being theatrical," Kashii muttered.
"Patience," Ben smirked. He targeted the four miniature suits. "Enlarge."
The magic took hold. The suits expanded rapidly, growing exponentially in seconds until they were perfectly scaled to fit the normal-sized giants.
"Saves us a trip to the tailor, at least," Kashii grunted, picking up his massive suit and inspecting the reinforced material.
"You four will wear these," Ben instructed. "You'll carry the rest of us—who will be pretending to be knocked out—into the facility."
"Wait," Vivi interjected, pointing to the groaning soldiers on the deck. "What about them? Won't Caesar notice if his own men are missing?"
"Oh, they're coming with us," Ben said softly.
He turned his gaze to the captured soldiers. His smile was entirely sinister, promising unspeakable consequences. The compulsion magic still hung heavy in the air.
"You are going to help our friends carry the prisoners inside," Ben commanded, his voice dark. "You will act entirely normal. You will report that the mission was a success. Understood?"
The soldiers, terrified and thoroughly dominated by the magic, nodded frantically. "Yes! Yes, we will help!"
"Perfect," Ben clapped his hands together. "Let's go meet this Caesar."
Meanwhile, on the burning side of Punk Hazard, chaos reigned supreme.
"Get back here, legs!" Luffy yelled, kicking up clouds of hot ash as he sprinted through the ruined courtyard.
The disembodied lower half of the samurai was surprisingly fast. The legs vaulted over melted debris, twisting and turning with the agility of a seasoned warrior, desperately trying to escape the hyperactive pirate captain.
"I shall not yield to a brute!" the muffled voice echoed from the waist.
"I just want to be friends!" Luffy laughed, stretching his arms forward.
His hands clamped firmly onto the samurai's waist. But instead of pulling the legs back, Luffy slingshotted himself forward. He collided with the legs mid-stride, his upper body locking perfectly onto the empty waistline.
Luffy stood up. His own legs dangled uselessly behind him, while the samurai's legs supported his upper half.
"Look, guys!" Luffy cheered, prancing in a circle. "I'm a centaur!"
"You look ridiculous!" Usopp yelled, clutching the sides of his head in exasperation. "And stop playing with disembodied body parts! It's unsanitary!"
Zoro let out a long sigh, adjusting his swords. "We're wasting time. Let's just find the rest of this guy so we can figure out what's going on."
"Agreed," Robin smiled, walking past the ruined gates. "The architecture here suggests the main facility is further inland. We should keep moving."
The group trekked deeper into the island, leaving the inferno behind them. As they walked, the oppressive heat began to fade, replaced by a strange, biting chill. The transition was abrupt. One moment they were stepping on molten rock, and the next, the ash under their boots turned to frost.
They crested a massive ridge. Below them lay a colossal, deep crater lake that cut the island perfectly in half. But what lay beyond the lake was what made them stop and stare.
The other half of Punk Hazard was a frozen nightmare. Jagged mountains of blue ice pierced the sky, shrouded in dense, swirling blizzards. The wind howled across the divide, carrying snow that melted the second it crossed the thermal boundary.
"It's a winter island," Bonney muttered, pulling her jacket tighter around her shoulders.
Usopp adjusted the dials on his eyewear to cut through the glaring reflection of the ice. "This has to be it. Remember the Den Den Mushi call? The guy said it was freezing. The distress signal definitely came from over there."
"Then that's where we're going," Luffy declared, still trotting around on his borrowed samurai legs.
Usopp kept his focus on the frozen peaks, scanning the blizzard for any signs of life. The wind was ferocious, tossing sheets of snow into the air.
Suddenly, a shape cut through the whiteout.
Usopp blinked, adjusting the zoom on his lenses. It wasn't a bird. It was a person. A woman, soaring through the biting wind, with large, feathered wings instead of arms. She hovered briefly, her cold, calculating eyes locking onto the group standing on the ridge, before she banked sharply and vanished behind a massive glacier.
"Did... Did you guys see that?" Usopp stammered, pointing frantically toward the empty sky.
"See what, Usopp?" Zoro asked, not looking away from the icy path ahead.
"A bird-woman! She was right there! She had wings!" Usopp insisted, waving his arms.
Bonney squinted into the blizzard. "I don't see anything, long-nose. Are you hallucinating from the temperature drop?"
"I'm telling you, she was there!" Usopp groaned, his paranoia flaring up. He knew what he saw. They were being watched, and the frozen half of Punk Hazard was hiding much more than just the other half of a talking samurai.