Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty
Chapter 555 - 516: Loch Ness Monster
When the three women and the assistant heard that the seller had sent Zhao Rong the wrong item, they were immediately indignant and furious. The assistant stepped forward, looked at Zhao Rong, and said, "Brother Zhao Rong, what did you just say? The seller from the Paradise Shopping Cart sent you the wrong thing? They sent a ’Korean Boy Band Beauty Serum’ instead of the detoxification fluid? Does something that bizarre really exist in the world?"
Lili was even more incredulous. "Brother Zhao Rong, are you saying that after using this beauty serum, an ordinary person can become a member of a Korean idol group?"
Yu Lan inspected Zhao Rong’s appearance closely and was amazed by what she found. The previously rough-skinned Zhao Rong now had fair, smooth, and supple skin. The once very masculine man had become effeminate. The formerly normal-looking Zhao Rong now moved with an uncharacteristic, womanly grace.
At the same time, Zhao Rong angrily questioned the seller. "What the hell are you people doing? How could you send the wrong item?"
The seller apologized, saying, "I’m truly sorry. The sheer number of divine customers shopping during the Singles’ Day sale is overwhelming, so we often make mistakes when shipping. Please understand..."
The assistant, furious, stood to the side and cursed, "You bunch of pea-brains! You can’t even get an order right? What kind of random crap did you send for our Brother Zhao Rong to ingest? I’m telling you, if you don’t compensate Brother Zhao Rong right now, we’ll immediately file a complaint!"
Before the assistant could finish, the shop responded to Zhao Rong with a voice message. "Brother, as long as you don’t file a complaint, we’ll compensate you for any amount you want."
Hearing this, Zhao Rong casually said, "I’ve suffered a huge loss. You’ll have to compensate me at least $10,000,000..."
After speaking, Zhao Rong thought to himself, I’m just saying that off the cuff. There’s no way the shop will actually compensate me with ten million dollars.
But to his surprise, not only did the shop agree to compensate him with $10,000,000, but they also sent the antidote along with it.
Just as a package fell from the sky, Lili, Yu Lan, Xuelian, and the assistant immediately gathered around. They looked at Zhao Rong, surprised, and asked, "Brother Zhao Rong, you asked for $10,000,000 in compensation. Do you really think the shop will pay you that much?"
Zhao Rong looked at the tiny package, shook his head, and said, "They probably won’t. Otherwise, how could it fit in such a tiny package?"
Before Zhao Rong could finish, Lili stepped forward and opened the courier package for him. When she saw what was inside, she was completely stunned.
Yu Lan looked at the contents—an Everything storage bag and a bottle of medicine. She looked at Zhao Rong and asked, "Brother, what do you think this is? Isn’t this an Everything storage bag? I think the shop must have packed the $10,000,000 in cash into this bag and mailed it to you..."
Hearing Yu Lan’s words, a disbelieving Zhao Rong opened the Everything storage bag. To his utter shock, it actually contained $10,000,000. Because the function of the Everything storage bag was so powerful, it could shrink very large items, or a great number of them, into a very small space. The cash, enough to fill a cart, had been shrunk down into a tiny bundle inside the bag.
The assistant stepped forward. Staring at the $10,000,000 inside the Everything storage bag, he said, filled with envy, "My god, Brother Zhao Rong, I’m so jealous of you! For ten million dollars, I’d gladly let the shop send me the wrong item and take the wrong medicine..."
Xuelian then looked at a small white bottle next to the storage bag and said to Zhao Rong, "Brother Zhao Rong, that small white bottle couldn’t possibly contain the antidote for the Nanobots in your body, could it?"
While reading the apology letter from the shopkeeper, Zhao Rong replied to Xuelian, "The medicine in this little white bottle will not only clear all the Nanobots from my body, but it will also cure me of the ’Korean Boy Band Beauty Serum’ I was afflicted with."
With that, Zhao Rong opened the small bottle and swallowed its contents.
As soon as he took the medicine, his stomach immediately stopped hurting, and his altered appearance returned to normal.
When the three women saw that Zhao Rong’s appearance had returned to his usual rugged, manly self, they hugged each other excitedly and cheered, "Brother Zhao Rong has finally returned to his manly self! We’re so happy!"
Lili looked at Zhao Rong, stepped forward, blew him a kiss, and said excitedly, "Brother Zhao Rong, although I love watching Korean dramas, I don’t like it when men in real life have overly fair and delicate skin, with large, doe-like eyes that make them look like women..." 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢
Yu Lan went up and boldly kissed Zhao Rong on the lips. Wiping her lipstick from his mouth, she laughed and said, "Brother Zhao, although I love Korean boy bands like H.O.T., Shinhwa, and Super Junior, I also don’t like it when men in real life look like women. That’s just disgusting..."
Xuelian was so thrilled that she rushed over and hugged Zhao Rong from behind. Wiping away tears, she said, "Brother Zhao Rong, if you had really turned into a woman, I would have been devastated. Thank goodness you’re a man again. Now I can go back to waiting for you to ride in on a seven-colored cloud to marry me..."
Saying this, the three women encircled Zhao Rong and hugged him tightly.
As the three of them embraced Zhao Rong, the assistant stood to the side, feeling utterly alone. We’re both men, so why is there such a huge difference between us?
But before he could finish his thought, he suddenly saw a long neck stretching out from the water nearby. The moment he saw that long neck and small head, he was so frightened that he collapsed onto the deck. Pointing at the creature in the distance, he cried out in terror, "Oh my God, it’s the Loch Ness Monster!"
When the three women heard him cry out about the Loch Ness Monster, they immediately began to mock him. "Assistant, are you feeling left out because you see the three of us hugging and kissing Brother Zhao Rong? Are you so jealous that you’re making up stories about a monster just to scare us?"
Lili snorted coldly and deliberately teased him. "Assistant, if you want to be admired by three women like Brother Zhao Rong is, then you should try acting more like a man. Be braver and more fearless. Don’t be so timid and cowardly. No one likes a man like that..."