When the assistant saw the colossal lizard, his face turned pale. Trembling, he stammered, "Zhao Rong, what do we do now?"

Hearing his assistant, Zhao Rong stared at the enormous lizard. His eyes were wide, and a chill ran down his spine. "What else can we do?" he said grimly. "We’re screwed."

The assistant gasped and hid behind Zhao Rong. "Zhao Rong, think of something, quick!" he said, terrified. "Otherwise, we’re definitely going to end up in that giant lizard’s mouth today!"

Facing the immense lizard just a short distance away, Zhao Rong quickly pulled out his phone, opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app, and typed: *How to deal with a super lizard*.

A list of weapons immediately appeared. Among them, one called a Handheld Laser Cannon caught his eye.

As he clicked ’Purchase,’ he tried to comfort his assistant. "Don’t be scared. I’m buying a weapon from the Paradise Shopping Cart to deal with this thing."

Hearing that Zhao Rong was buying a weapon from the Paradise Shopping Cart, the assistant said doubtfully, "Zhao Rong, we don’t even know where we are—in the sky, underground, or in some other dimension. You bought a weapon from the Paradise Shopping Cart, but how is it supposed to be delivered to us here?" 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

Hearing this, Zhao Rong grew concerned as well. "You have a point. I have no idea where we are, either. All I know is that we’ve been swept up into something called a ’killer sandstorm.’"

But before Zhao Rong could finish his sentence, a package suddenly fell from the sky, landing right between them.

When the assistant saw the package that had fallen from the sky, his eyes lit up. "Zhao Rong! I can’t believe it! The package you bought from the Paradise Shopping Cart was actually delivered! And the delivery speed is as insane as ever!"

When Zhao Rong saw the package, he was just as amazed. "I can’t believe it. The Paradise Shopping Cart really must be a shopping site for the gods. No matter what unknown environment you’re in, you just open the app, buy something, and they’ll deliver it. And the delivery is practically instantaneous!"

With that, Zhao Rong opened the package.

Just as he was opening it, the colossal lizard arrived right in front of them.

The massive lizard mocked them, "Well, well, a meal delivered right to my door. Perfect timing. I failed to catch that scorpion today, but you two morsels will make a decent substitute."

When the assistant heard the giant lizard speak, he was flabbergasted. "Holy crap, I can’t believe an insect like you can actually talk! But don’t get cocky. No matter how strong you are, as long as Zhao Rong is here, he’ll obliterate you with just his phone!"

The super lizard continued to sneer. "Still talking tough when you’re about to die? Let me tell you, no human who gets sucked into this killer sandstorm ever makes it out alive. They’re either eaten by me, the super lizard; by the super venomous scorpions; or by the freakish fish. In short, you will disappear forever inside this killer sandstorm."

Hearing the lizard’s vicious words, the assistant urged Zhao Rong, "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and get out the weapon! Take this arrogant bastard down!"

The assistant then thought to himself, Since Zhao Rong bought this weapon from the Paradise Shopping Cart, it must be incredible.

But before he could finish that thought, Zhao Rong opened the package and took out something that looked like a selfie stick.

When the assistant saw it wasn’t a Laser Cannon, his eyes widened in disbelief. "Zhao Rong, this is life-or-death! You bought a selfie stick instead of a lethal weapon? Are you planning to take a selfie?"

When the nearby super lizard saw that the so-called ultimate weapon was just a selfie stick, he burst out laughing, bending over backward. "You two humans really are cunning. Did you think you could scare me with a cheap bluff? An empty fort strategy? Let me tell you, this old lizard doesn’t scare easily! Just you wait! I’m coming to tear you to pieces, swallow you whole, and shit you out!"

Despite his assistant’s disbelief and the super lizard’s mockery, Zhao Rong calmly held up the selfie stick. He aimed it at the charging beast and said with a smile, "Hey, super lizard! If you wanted a selfie with us, you should have just asked. Let me get a shot of you first."

Hearing Zhao Rong’s words, the assistant was practically tearing his hair out. "Zhao Rong, we’re about to die and you’re cracking jokes about selfies? Have you lost your mind? What about the three women waiting for us outside? Who will protect them if we’re gone?"

But before the assistant could finish, Zhao Rong aimed the selfie stick at the super lizard and pressed the button.

In that instant, a blinding beam of light shot from the stick and struck the creature directly.

After being hit by the beam of light, the super lizard froze for a moment before bursting into laughter. "I thought you’d bought some secret weapon! Turns out it’s just a selfie stick with a fill light!"

But before the super lizard could finish speaking, he suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood, stumbled back a step, and collapsed with a thud.

When the assistant saw that Zhao Rong had actually killed the colossal lizard with a selfie stick, he stared in astonishment. "Zhao Rong," he asked, "you have to tell me... how in the world did you kill that monster?"