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Chapter 719 - 620: Parody (4K)_2

Player Reload

Chapter 719 - 620: Parody (4K)_2

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Chapter 719: Chapter 620: Parody (4K)_2

In short, discriminate against everyone equally.

Dealing with these humanoid creatures in Round Clam Town using Sunset Melting Gold’s own image definitely wouldn’t work.

So, after a round of operations, he quickly transformed into a brand new image, fresh out of the oven,

becoming a 6-foot-3-inch tall white male, physically strong, like a certain unmentionable movie about a plumber helping a lady in distress.

"I’m going down."

Sunset Melting Gold took a deep breath, his expression like a soldier heading to battle.

"We will provide intelligence support from above."

Lulina’s expression was a mix of reluctance and relief.

"If it doesn’t work out, just retreat. There are plenty of opportunities to get those golden coins."

Li Cheng opened his mouth but, for once, comforted his teammate.

Gray Rain chimed in from the side, "It’s only half a loss to surrender, no shame in it."

’...Is it really necessary to be so dramatic?’

Born in the mid-21st century, never having watched "Family Guy," Garrosh felt somewhat dismissive inside,

unable to comprehend why these daring hackers, having successfully infiltrated the Home World, would still fear a seemingly mundane and peaceful American small town.

Then... he quickly found out why.

Knock, knock, knock.

With the mood of visiting a grave, Sunset Melting Gold knocked on the red door.

"Who is it?"

The door opened, revealing a middle-aged woman holding a wine glass, looking rather impatient.

This was none other than the matriarch of the Griffin family, Louis Griffin (Lois),

who was, per the story, a carefree, silver-spoon rich heiress before marriage,

and, post-marriage, a devoted wife and mother, caring for the kids at home, deeply in love with her somewhat quirky husband.

Vastly different from a generic animated character, Louis, when three-dimensionalized, perfectly embodied the story’s beautiful character, with vibrant orange hair,

a seductive, feminine appearance, and a figure under her green blouse that showed no signs of having borne three children.

"Hello, ma’am,"

Sunset Melting Gold controlled his facial muscles, wearing the persona of a robust man, and squeezed out a hearty smile, showcasing gleaming white teeth, "I’m here to fix the pipes."

"Oh my gosh!"

Louis, who had been impatient, suddenly widened her eyes, fingers spreading, leaning forward.

At this moment, Sunset Melting Gold possessed the stereotypically masculine features American citizens attribute to strong adult males: thick eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, short stubble, and thick hair.

Besides this, he wore a repairman’s plaid shirt with jeans. His body hair, including chest hair, was particularly dense, with a goat-horn hammer and screwdriver hanging from his belt.

The second button of his shirt was actually a disguised miniature action camera.

Uh... Louis’s husband Pete was a fat man with a big head and a small brain, epitomizing stupidity, laziness, irritability, and ignorance, often engaging in outrageous and ridiculous actions,

like using a forklift to rescue a stranded whale on the beach, but due to a mishap, stabbing the whale with the forklift;

keeping a married pair of mice at home, forcing them to pay rent while play-acting cheating in front of their spouse;

working at a beer factory and whimsically plotting to blow up a rival’s billboard, only to accidentally blow up a children’s hospital instead;

even among all literary works’ humanoid roles, his abstract origin would rank among the top,

and he was notoriously small in that department, leaving one puzzled about how he married a rich heiress, though one could only credit the screenwriter’s big hand.

All things considered, birds of a feather, those who live together: living with Pete, Louis was indeed quite the extraordinary individual too.

Her normally suppressed feelings of inadequacy burst forth at the sight of the robust and handsome repairman played by Sunset Melting Gold,

her face flushed, body leaning back, she leaned against the doorframe and teasingly croaked, "I don’t recall calling someone to repair the pipes."

"Your husband scheduled the service via phone."

Being a Transcendent with excellent professional qualities, Sunset Melting Gold had watched the entire series of "Family Guy" more than twice, very familiar with such wild and uncontrollable family, so he deliberately lowered his voice, speaking with magnetism: "I heard you have a hole that needs filling.

My glue gun (COCK, also translated as rooster, human organ) is very sticky and strong, capable of completely filling the hole forever without going soft."

This dialogue is loaded with innuendos, so terrible lines that kids would find it impossible to resist after seeing.

And the supposedly dutiful housewife on paper, Louis, having already been teased into musical rhythm, her body trembled, abruptly clenching her fists, as if rockets, jets of flame and smoke erupted from her feet, 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶

propelling her sharply into the air, smashing through the ceiling, shooting into the clouds like a missile.

Simultaneously, a calm and collected background voice came from somewhere,

"This is JPL Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the [Hungry Housewife] rocket has launched, repeat, the [Housewife] has launched."

"Oh crap, take cover!"

Li Cheng was astounded, hurriedly grabbing cloud patches like pulling handfuls of cotton candy, covering himself and Gray Rain.

Carlos, Lulina, and Garrosh also quickly took cover.

Amidst the soaring Louis accompanied by the background voice, this kind of surreal scene is a notable feature of "Family Guy."

For comedic effect, characters often perform actions defying physical laws, sometimes even inserting a few-second vignette of an unrelated scene to explain the joke with an absurd joke, known as the "Sea Cow Joke."

Swoosh——

Within seconds, following the flight path, Louis fell back to the ground, face flushed with satisfaction.

No longer contemplating calling her mysteriously disappeared husband to verify the situation,

she directly clutched Sunset Melting Gold’s robust arm, pulling him into the house, hoarsely murmuring, "You came just in time, there’s indeed a hole to fill on the second floor."

"Hmm..."

Sunset Melting Gold felt no joy from an unexpected romantic encounter, rather put on a tragic face as he stepped into what seemed like a Demon King City of the Griffin Residence.

"The first step of the infiltration plan was successfully completed."

Li Cheng stood up from the clouds; Sunset Melting Gold had already inserted himself into the situation, so naturally, he as a teammate couldn’t just do nothing,

promptly rummaging through the three-dimensional warehouse for small drones, communication radios, and an integrated AI command system, setting up a temporary command center on the clouds,

then distributing earphones to himself, Gray Rain, and Carlos among others, remotely informing Sunset Melting Gold: "Next step, without arousing suspicion from the Griffin family,

find a way to enter Stewie’s bedroom to obtain the golden coins.

We will provide you with intelligence support from above using drones. Remember, try not to use your Extraordinary Power."

"I’ll try my best... Good heavens!!!"

Sunset Melting Gold was speaking into the earphone, when suddenly struck as if by thunder, nearly tumbling down the stairs.

"What the heck!"

Through the micro-action camera disguised as shirt button, those on the clouds naturally also saw the scene Sunset Melting Gold witnessed.

It was a girl in a pink hat, with shoulder-length short hair, round-frame glasses, and a pink shirt, unmistakably the Griffin family’s eldest daughter, Megan Griffin (Meg).

According to the story, Megan was a problematic adolescent, oppressed by her parents at home, unpopular at school.

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