The Best Actor really is—

Effortlessly coming up with dirty jokes.

Suddenly shifting gears, naughty naughty naughty...

When good-looking people tell dirty jokes, it’s elegant, sensual, making one’s face blush and heart race; when not-so-good-looking people tell them, it’s sleazy, simply kick them away and avert your eyes, got it?

And the Best Actor happens to be one of those lucky darlings of the heavens, with a beautiful voice and flawless looks. When such a person tells a dirty joke, there’s only one outcome.

Oh God, bring on the dirty jokes even more fiercely!

Tong Yan was momentarily dumbfounded, completely unprepared for the Best Actor’s sudden shift!

Even though he said it beautifully, she was still flushed and her heart raced, pounding away, but still, not this way!

So, Tong Yan ignored it completely and started reading the article aloud, "First, you should immediately sense your girlfriend’s emotions, if she’s hungry, you should make delicious food for her, if she’s thirsty, you should stop everything to get her a drink. Second, take care of her like she’s clueless when showering and sleeping, hold her hand while shopping to prevent losing her, when going out with him, you don’t need to bring your brain at all..."

After reading the lengthy article, Tong Yan felt dry-mouthed and looked at him with hopeful eyes, "How do you think I did?"

Bo Yimo nodded, "Very good."

Tong Yan felt praised and found another article titled "Girlfriends Should Be Spoiled By Their Boyfriends to High Heaven" and started reading again, "Boyfriends should accomplish the following points, first, when your girlfriend needs you..."

Tong Yan pompously read several points, eventually feeling that girlfriends should indeed be spoiled to high heaven!

At the end, Tong Yan eagerly looked at him, "What’s your opinion?"

Bo Yimo nodded slightly, "Makes a lot of sense."

Feeling moved, Tong Yan thought it seemed effective, never expecting the Best Actor to be reasonable. Maybe after reading a few more articles, he might change his mind, and she would just wait to be spoiled.

#Imagination is beautiful, reality is harsh#

Inspired, Tong Yan became more energetic, found several more articles, and read passionately for a long time, eventually dry-mouthedly asking, "Do you have anything to say?"

For instance, promising to treat his girlfriend well in the future, no longer bullying her or exploiting her.

Or maybe saying all past mistakes were his, and promising to do better to keep her from leaving him.

Such words, amongst others, many, many more.

But—

Bo Yimo casually said, "Babe, are you just idling around?"

Tong Yan nearly choked, you’re the one idling around, your whole family is idling around!

"Isn’t it?" Bo Yimo said with a smile as he looked at her angered expression, "Babe, you’re so charming when reading stories."

Darn your story reading!

Did he just listen to everything she said as a story?

She really wanted to beat up the Best Actor, but the frustrating thing is she couldn’t land a punch on him!

Indeed, she was too naive and foolish to think the Best Actor would be reasonable!

As the Best Actor who would rather die than not tease her, how could he give up this favorite pastime?

Tong Yan’s heart felt tired, never loving again.

From this very moment, she unilaterally announced that she would cut ties with Bo Yimo for a day, not speaking to him!

#What kind of posture is cutting ties?#

Tong Yan angrily opened the door and stormed out, making such a commotion that even Chu Bei across the hall could see.