The Most Random System
Chapter 934 - 436: There’s No Easy Prey Among Today’s Examinees
"Class monitor, what did you just say again?"
"Didn’t catch that, say it again."
"Yes, I heard it clearly, so what, I just want to hear it again."
"..."
Chen Yu Ying thought that Lin Li was very suited for digging tunnels because he was just too good at pushing boundaries.
If Lin Li continued to challenge her limits, she would really get angry and lower her standards!!
Once more, after pretending to speak but quickly fulfilling Lin Li’s request, Chen Yu Ying cautiously observed her "slow and clueless bestie" beside her and the "slow and clueless side-chick" beside Lin Li.
After confirming that the "pair of fools" hadn’t noticed anything, she slightly let out a sigh of relief.
"I just applied a little, and it’s clean already, don’t ask again!" Gazing at the triumphant Lin Li, Chen Yu Ying felt quite annoyed and slightly turned to the side, using her fingers to point at the screen as a cover, whispering in a low voice.
Lin Li nodded: "Yeah, the plot right now is really exquisite."
Although Lin Li still had no idea what this movie was about, it didn’t matter; it was exciting.
Chen Yu Ying: "?"
Now you know how to talk about the movie?
Feeling Chen Yu Ying start to dig her thumb’s nail into his palm in dissatisfaction, Lin Li finally smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, got it."
"Remember to wipe your face clean later." To be safe, in case someone got carried away, Chen Yu Ying added softly, feeling her face grow warm in the dark.
"Got it~" Lin Li lazily replied.
Only then did Chen Yu Ying hum with satisfaction, trying to divert her attention back to the movie.
But her eyes had hardly focused on the screen for a few seconds before she sensed Lin Li’s head leaning over again.
However, before she could pretend to be angry, she heard Lin Li asking about the movie:
"Those two fighting now, which one is the good guy? Uh—which one is the protagonist?"
"Watching this far and you don’t even know who the male lead is, were you really watching the movie or not!" Chen Yu Ying retorted exasperatedly.
With thick skin, Lin Li merely offered a shameless grin like Bao Wei, unafraid of boiling water.
Chen Yu Ying sighed helplessly, then turned her head to mutter a few words with Ding Sihan, finally turning back with disdain towards Lin Li, whispering:
"It’s the one on the left, dummy, you don’t even know that."
Lin Li: "..."
Hey, you only found out one second earlier than I did.
So you haven’t been paying attention to the movie at all just now, have you?
...
If loneliness were divided into ten levels, watching a movie alone usually ranks as level four.
But today, an anonymous passerby thought this was ranked too low.
Damn, if while watching a movie alone, you accidentally find a super-happy couple just a row ahead, giving only a level four rating is a severe underestimation of its impact.
Silence is f*ck.
F*ck, feels like dying.
Truthfully, if the couple in front was any pair randomly messing around, the anonymous passerby would just feel speechless and unlucky.
But the pair in front of him exuded a youthful, blissful innocence that was almost tangible, everything was just perfect.
Now the anonymous passerby was genuinely at a loss.
He couldn’t help but recall his own past youthful romance: like a banana left alone for a while, it either went green or yellow.
F*ck, who the hell thought of this metaphor, it’s insane, don’t want to live!
...
The movie ended, the lights came on, and everyone dispersed.
Three girls walked in front, Lin Li and Bai Bufan leisurely followed behind.
"Why can a movie show murder scenes but not making ones, it doesn’t make sense." Lin Li said, observing the world with a skewed focus, pondering leisurely as he cradled his head with cheer.
"You think that’s unreasonable? There are plenty more unreasonable things out there," Bai Bufan responded first with scorn at Lin Li’s narrow vision, limited to this, but then also shifted into indignation, like he resented the senseless world:
"What’s truly unreasonable and unforgivable is, clearly donating money and donating gold are both legal, yet doing both is treated as illegal!! What’s with the law!"
Lin Li: "That’s called soliciting prostitution."
After the movie was over at 9:30, since Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu had to return to school, naturally there were no more activities, and everyone just went home.
Since Chen Yu Ying had already returned what she had to, and tonight it was her family driver picking her up instead of her taking a cab alone, Lin Li didn’t send her back.
For Bai Bufan and his bicycle, he chose to accompany him and Qu Wanqiu instead.
After reminding Ding Sihan, who was taking a cab home alone, to send a message once she got home, Lin Li and the three took a cab back to school.
"Why hasn’t Tianming replied to my messages yet." In the back of the car, Bai Bufan nudged Lin Li with his elbow, puzzled.
"He lent his phone to Yao Qiaoqiao, so now he’s probably sitting alone in the dorm, waiting to hang out with you when you get back and use your phone." Lin Li shrugged, sharing the information he had.
"F*ck, that desperate simp, I really control him!" Bai Bufan said, struggling to hold his composure.
Being able to lend his phone to another girl just like that, this Chen Tianming guy is truly frightening.
"Chen Tianming is still into that girl." In the front passenger seat, Qu Wanqiu couldn’t suppress her nature for gossip and joined the conversation.
"Yes," Lin Li nodded, "But with such perseverance, who knows, he might really achieve it if he keeps at it."