Chapter 942: Chapter 438: Maybe I’m Not Human, but a Pirate Site_3

"So can you replace Bangjie and become the more powerful adult image guy in the group?"

"Too lazy to move things every day."

"Then go away, useless trash."

"Ahem, but today I’ve prepared a spicy adult topic," Lin Li, who was despised, squinted his eyes, rubbed his hands like a fly, and deliberately lowered his voice:

"Everyone, want to chat with me about it?"

"Oh, do tell." Bai Bufan and Wang Ze immediately sat up straight, their gaze more reverent than Father Qiu’s in front of Holy Water yesterday.

"I’m not interested." Chen Tianming, who is dedicated to staying loyal to Yao Qiaoqiao, naturally waved his hand.

Of course, since everyone is in the same room, if the conversation among the three gets into his ears, he can’t be blamed.

Qiaoqiao will understand.

Lin Li didn’t mind, further lowering his voice as he brought up the first adult topic he discussed with everyone after getting his driving license:

"Guess what the minimum wage standard in Nansang is now?"

Bai Bufan: "F*ck, this is too spicy!"

Wang Ze: "F*ck, this is too adult!"

Chen Tianming: "F*ck, this is too much of a topic!"

"So what is it?" Wang Ze asked curiously.

Male curiosity often gets mysteriously attracted to other things, even lewdness bows down at this point.

"Well," Lin Li teased, "let me tell you, young people’s salary is already lower than some parking spaces."

"Screw this!" Bai Bufan couldn’t hold it together; Lin Li’s statement was truly a bit too piercing.

"Drive a car to work, tirelessly work like an animal all day, even overtime for four hours, then go downstairs to find that today’s earnings aren’t enough to pay the parking fee - what the hell, is the sky falling?"

Bai Bufan laughed more and more at the depiction. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

This scene is really hard to keep a straight face.

People with cars shouldn’t park in parking lots anymore; just illegally park on the roadside in the future, then hire someone to stay in the car, tell the traffic police they just parked for one minute when they come and move to another place to continue illegally parking, saving parking fees for the owner, and the young person makes easy money—a win for Ying Zheng!

Wang Ze raised his hand: "I’m a keyboard warrior pretending, at this moment I will comment ’Trust our mom’!"

Lin Li raised his hand: "Then I’m a purebred keyboard warrior, at this moment I’ll comment under your comment ’I only have one mom’."

Bai Bufan raised his hand: "Then I’m Bai Bufan, I’ll comment under your comment’s comment ’One? That won’t kill enough in a day, make a few virtual moms and wholesale them."

Chen Tianming raised his hand: "Lin Li, I don’t know this question, after killing Bai Bufan help me look at it."

"Wang Ze, help me deal with him, don’t forget you owe me a favor, I’m going to help Tianming solve the problem." Lin Li walked towards Chen Tianming’s position, kicking Wang Ze lightly on the calf as he passed, ordering.

"Got it!" Wang Ze immediately enthusiastically crawled onto Bai Bufan’s bed, singing as he crawled: "Originally I thought Bufan was average, after spending more time, I found he’s quite charming, gradually a different taste grew in my heart."

From Wang Ze’s expression, it wasn’t just enthusiasm that was rising.

"Damn it! Stop! Get lost! (ノ｀Д)ノ!!" Bai Bufan laughed protecting his chastity.

But knowing Chen Tianming needed to study, even looking down on studying, they quickly quieted down.

Until Lin Li’s ’After School Student Guidance’ ended, Chen Tianming uttered an enlightened sound, and their voices emerged again:

Wang Ze: "Bufan, want to watch B?"

Bai Bufan: "Yes."

Wang Ze: "Know how to handle a handgun?"

Bai Bufan: "Yes."

Wang Ze: "I’m throwing my Desert Eagle to you, I’m going to guard A."

Bai Bufan: "OK."

Lin Li, Chen Tianming: "?"

...

"OK, my senior is coming, Bufan, I believe you’re tired of my body, I’m rolling." As time approached two o’clock, Wang Ze in Bai Bufan’s bed glanced at his phone message, jumping down and quickly wearing his shoes not recognizing people.

"Do we head over now or how do you say." Chen Tianming asked upon hearing, glancing at his phone time, and turning to look at Lin Li for inquiry.

"Let’s go then." Lin Li nodded, now the time was about right, going early didn’t matter.

The two of them got up and started packing things.

"Bufan, Dad and your brother Tianming have things to do, you have to stay good in the dorm, don’t cry."

Noticing Bai Bufan’s gaze from the upper bunk, as if saying ’busy busy busy is good’, Lin Li looked up to Bai Bufan and said:

"Don’t open the door for strangers, there’s food in the toilet if you’re hungry, drinks if you’re thirsty, entertainment if you’re bored, go to Bao Wei’s bed if you need the bathroom. Anyways, make Dad and brother Tianming worry-free, understand?"

"Go on," Bai Bufan laughed and cursed, "It’s good you’re all leaving, leaving me alone means I can happily play with my child."

Bai Bufan understands the art of language.

This child of his may be a bit clingy.

"The only one happy might be you, the relic ’Lu Kingdom Paper’ will make a comeback today." Lin Li shook his head, fiddling on the wall as he spoke with a smile.

"Filial piety is supreme, they’ll understand me." Bai Bufan replied with a smile.

"Alright, leaving now, bye-bye!" Lin Li waved as he walked to the door, and Chen Tianming looked surprised at the wall, but also followed Lin Li out.

"Bye-bye."

With a click, the dormitory door closed, the room fell into silence after the noise, leaving only Bai Bufan’s breathing.

Having decided to wash up and come back to play on his phone, Bai Bufan jumped off the bed, heading to the balcony, humming a tune as he walked:

"I am a cashier~ my cashier skills are strong~ cashing from morning to night~ cashing is my routine~"

"Truly congratulations to me—, found a good job—, future life—, spent cashing—"

"I am—"

"..."

Bai Bufan’s cashier song abruptly stopped, he frowned.

Because he suddenly realized, there seems to be an extra item in the dormitory.

And he’s quite familiar with this thing.

After all, he had seen, touched, and used it while catching a food delivery thief before.

Bai Bufan took two steps forward, slightly twitching his mouth while staring at the camera, coldly questioning:

"Damn it, Lin Li, what’s the meaning of leaving a surveillance camera in the dorm before you rolled out?"

"..."

"..."

Of course, the camera wouldn’t speak, but, outside the door, a burst of singing suddenly came——

Lin Li: "I am a cashier~"

Chen Tianming: "My cashier skills are strong~"

Wang Ze: "Cashing from morning to night~"

Three-person chorus: "Cashing is my routine——"