The Most Random System

Chapter 946 - 440: Look at This Hat—So Tall and So Many

The Most Random System

Chapter 946 - 440: Look at This Hat—So Tall and So Many

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Chapter 946: Chapter 440: Look at This Hat—So Tall and So Many

Zhang Jing’s urge to pee was scared away by Lin Li’s terrifying smile.

At this moment, facing the smiling Lin Li, Zhang Jing mumbled with a hint of pleading in his voice:

"Then, then... Bai Tongxue, if my request is for you not to wait for me outside the door and go do your own thing, can, can you?"

Lin Li blinked.

The task wasn’t completed yet, so Lin Li really didn’t want to leave.

But given Zhang Jing’s current state, Lin Li was a bit worried that if he expressed his enthusiasm face-to-face again, Zhang Jing might express his "hot urine" face-to-face in return.

The task was far from complete; to be precise, only about one-tenth was done so far.

This remaining 90% couldn’t rely solely on messing with Zhang Jing.

The task might hope for him to let more outsiders feel the warmth of Nansang Middle School.

Therefore, facing Zhang Jing’s request, Lin Li took a step back, nodded with a smile:

"Of course, what you wish is what I hope, Classmate Zhang. If you’re sure you don’t need any of my services, then I’ll take my leave and go serve the other students from out of town?"

Heaven! Divine! Music!

Right now, Zhang Jing even felt grateful that Lin Li was so agreeable.

He even wanted to thank Lin Li!

"Good! Good! Great! I’m sure! Bai Tongxue! Please go and serve them!! Your service is really good, I just can’t handle it, but they surely can!" Zhang Jing nodded excitedly.

"Will you come to Nansang Middle School again in the future?"

"Yes, yes!" Zhang Jing nodded like a pecking chicken.

Damn it, now even if Lin Li said he wanted to be his dad, Zhang Jing would nod and say he’d help persuade his mom.

"Alright, in case I never see you again, I wish you happy peeing in the morning, happy peeing in the afternoon, and happy peeing at night."

Feeling Zhang Jing’s determination, Lin Li used Truman’s classic farewell words, then slightly bowed and turned away with a relaxed posture.

And Zhang Jing in the restroom, watching Lin Li disappear at the door, did not relax for a moment.

After waiting half a minute, he mustered the courage to slowly walk toward the door.

—To be honest, Zhang Jing was really scared that if he peeked out, he’d see Lin Li hiding by the door, maintaining that smile, even pressing close.

Just the thought of this scene sent shivers down his spine, like a horror film.

But Zhang Jing still moved forward.

Some things can’t be left undone just because you’re scared.

Some things are more important than others.

Like successfully peeing.

The urge to pee that was scared away was gradually coming back, but without confirmation that Lin Li really left, Zhang Jing didn’t dare to pee.

Though boys are most vulnerable while pooping, and strongest while peeing because they have a long-range weapon, Zhang Jing felt like he wasn’t a kid anymore, his pee no longer could exorcise evil, no longer a special tool to reveal Lin Li’s true form.

It might even anger Lin Li.

If Lin Li used the alcohol flame sterilization method— that is, sprinkle alcohol in the air and then use a flamethrower on him, whom could he reason with?

Sticking close to the furthest wall, Zhang Jing slowly edged towards the corridor.

Fortunately, the most terrifying scene didn’t occur— Lin Li wasn’t outside.

But that wasn’t enough, Zhang Jing groped outside until he was out of the corridor and saw Lin Li’s back disappearing into the distance, heading towards the school gate.

"Phew—"

Only now did he let out a sigh of relief and return to the men’s room. Zhang Jing wiped his crotch, damn it, today’s experience made cold sweat run down his body.

Wait.

Why is the cold sweat in my crotch warm?

...

On the road to the school gate.

Lin Li didn’t take the same approach as he did with Zheng Hong, stalking Zhang Jing.

It’s unnecessary, the reason he did it with Zheng Hong was that Zheng Hong was in the wrong, but now he himself was wrong.

Looking at the virtual system screen before him and recalling the progress just now, Lin Li almost couldn’t hold it in.

This system is purely naive.

Wait, why did he use "also".

Forget it, not important. In summary, from the recent "experiment", Lin Li could easily conclude that the task’s required enthusiasm was one-sided. As long as he felt enthusiastic himself, it was enough; he didn’t need to care about the guests’ fate.

You know, the extreme measures he took just now, the system’s feedback was positive throughout.

And it brought a very obvious speed boost compared to the early phase where the progress bar only moved slowly when showing the way, a world of difference.

Lin Li’s judgment was that the system’s description required "extraordinary enthusiasm", rendering regular enthusiasm worthless in its view, thinking that mere regular enthusiasm couldn’t really show off the grandeur of the Nansang Sect, only bringing extremely slow progress.

Whereas his recent butler service was inhuman, wasn’t that extraordinary?

In this way, it fit the system’s requirements and brought a substantial boost in progress.

Thinking of it this way, the system is even naiver.

Naiver than himself.

His innocence was a natural talent, pure instinct, not his fault, but the system was deliberately naive, everyone, a scale in your heart should determine which is better or worse.

To complete the remaining 90% progress, more effort is needed.

He already roughly had a plan in mind, but before acting, Lin Li first took out his phone.

Not to contact Chen Yu Ying, but to open the gaming group chat.

The group was currently chatting.

"Bai Bufan: Has anyone tried sheep before?"

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