The Most Random System
Chapter 948 - 440: Look at This Hat, So Tall and Many_3
Lin Li followed the plan, gently and openly addressing the students from other schools reviewing the exam venue layout and school guide.
"Hello, is exam room 17 in this building or that one?"
Seeing this scene, one would only think Lin Li was a guide arranged by the school, and wouldn’t think he was some weirdo, so immediately a girl stepped forward to inquire.
"It’s over here, the staircase is over there, just follow it and you’ll get there." Lin Li looked at the girl for a second and immediately pointed out the direction.
"Okay, thank you."
"You’re welcome, it’s what I should do."
"Hey classmate, is exam room 7 also in this building?" A boy on the side waited for the conversation between Lin Li and the girl to end before stepping forward to ask.
"Yes, come on, I’ll take you there."
Glancing at the boy’s smiling face, Lin Li nodded in satisfaction, taking a step forward, signaling the boy to follow.
"Ah? No need, no need, I can go by myself..." The boy, upon hearing that Lin Li wanted to take him there, reacted like Zhang Jing.
"It’s no trouble, I’m free anyway, and no matter what, you are guests of Nansang Middle School..." Lin Li naturally used the same kind of rhetoric he used to coax Zhang Jing to deal with the boy in front of him.
The boy was taken aback by this remark, and then subconsciously looked at the girl who was already walking away quickly, feeling a bit puzzled.
The words of this student from South First Middle School... don’t quite hold up.
The girl asked first, with almost the same content as himself, why not take the girl over?
For her, he only pointed out a direction?
It’s normal to treat girls and boys differently, but shouldn’t it be more like disliking boys and welcoming girls?
Opposite of Celestial Gang!
"Nowadays we boys are the weaker group, BoysHelpBoys." Lin Li seemed to see through the boy’s confusion and explained with a gentle smile.
"Oh, oh, I see, then you are really a good buddy." The boy was momentarily taken aback, then smiled.
Then he pulled his backpack down a bit to block his bottom.
Lin Li pretended not to notice.
This was naturally nonsense, the real reason was because if Boys tormented Girls, Lin Li would feel a bit guilty.
The girl was quite shy, and Lin Li was afraid that if he started being enthusiastic, she might directly cry.
Moreover, Bai Bufan has a fear of women, Lin Li believed that since he inherited this name, he should also inherit his persona, out of respect.
"By the way, Classmate Feng, do you need to go to the restroom later?"
While walking with the boy towards the teaching building, exchanging school and name information, Lin Li asked. 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
As he asked, Lin Li quietly materialized a "Duck Blood Bottle" in his hand and injected the urge to urinate into the boy’s body.
What Lin Li kept in the "Duck Blood Bottle" was a quarter of anger and a quarter of credibility. This urge to urinate was extracted from Zhang Jing when the plan was just taking shape in his mind.
"Now that you mention it, a little." The boy nodded.
"Then after you put everything down in the exam room, I’ll take you to the restroom. Our school’s restrooms have some secrets to them, I’ll help you check them out." Lin Li smiled.
Boy: "OoO!"
As expected of County No. 1 Middle School, even the restrooms have secrets!
"Thank you so much, Classmate Bai." The boy, unaware that he would completely lose his smile in three minutes, nodded gratefully to Lin Li.
...
Five minutes later, Lin Li jogged back to the fountain.
Through the test just now, Lin Li had a deeper understanding of this task.
The previous judgment was correct, it needed unusual enthusiasm to satisfy the system’s requirements to the maximum.
Just now, Lin Li not only took the boy to the exam room but also helped him with his bag, even wiping his seat with a tissue after confirming his seat, but did these latter two significantly speed up task completion? Yes, but very little.
But when the scene switched to the restroom, replicating Zhang Jing’s treatment, the speed increased noticeably.
As for enthusiastically serving multiple people from outside the school simultaneously, it added almost nothing to progress—as when he coincidentally helped others upon reaching the exam room, the effect was basically the same.
In short, Lin Li believed the system forced Bai Bufan to act inhumanely.
But that’s fine too, it means he doesn’t even have to take people to the exam room anymore, he could just constantly repeat the process of taking someone to the restroom for private service.
Thus, after returning to the school gate, Lin Li no longer called out, but directly searched among the crowd for those who seemed more outgoing, those who, even if toyed with, wouldn’t easily collapse—lone boys.
Upon finding a target, Lin Li then infused them with the urge to urinate.
As soon as the person looked uncomfortable, instinctively clamped their legs together, and began to look around at the somewhat unfamiliar school, Lin Li, like a god descending to earth, became their savior in their minds, rescuing them from being caught in a dire situation!
—"Hello classmate, are you encountering any trouble?"
—"Oh, the restroom? Come, follow me, I’ll take you right there."
—"Is there any specific disinfection method you’d like to use?"
...
Though it was assembly line work, the progress was slower than expected.
There were only fifteen minutes left until the official start of the competition exam, with nearly a third still incomplete.
Of course, this also had to do with taking a bit of time out to walk Chen Yu Ying to the exam room midway.
Now it seemed there wouldn’t be enough time before the exam started, but it should be doable today—as long as he handed in his paper early after the exam and squatted at the entrance of the teaching building to wait for those who also finished early to come down.
Even in the worst-case scenario with no one else submitting early, it wouldn’t be a big deal.
When it’s officially over they have to come out, then Lin Li could still mix in with the crowd, causing some lucky fellows to be caught in the crossfire once more.
However, he would need to be more careful.
Lin Li decided from then onward to only target students from out-of-town places.
Because even Lin Li occasionally misjudges.
He met a guy earlier who, after hearing Lin Li’s introduction, actually wanted to try the service he mentioned, and pulled down his pants intending to have Lin Li help him examine.
Damn, a wild Wang Ze.
In the end, it was Lin Li who ran away, which counted as a humiliation.
Luckily, he always wore a mask.
And this wild Wang Ze, according to previous conversations and his school uniform, was indeed a student of Xiling First Middle School.
Xiling People were still too much, Lin Li decided to temporarily avoid the sharp edge.
Dealing with odious outsiders is preferable.
"Classmate Bai?"
"Classmate Bai?"
While searching for the next round of targets, Lin Li suddenly realized he was Classmate Bai, so he turned to look behind him, where the voice was coming from.
Zhang Jing?
"Classmate Zhang?" Lin Li looked at Zhang Jing, surprised and a bit impressed that he dared to directly face him, asked: "Is there something you need my help with?"
Zhang Jing smiled slightly and pointed to the boy beside him: "My classmate wants to use the restroom, could you take him there?"
Lin Li: "?"
And the boy beside Zhang Jing was also momentarily stunned, then looked at Zhang Jing in shock and confusion:
"No, Zhang Jing, are you insane? I just asked you if the restroom was by the building side, perhaps we could go together, but you told me to follow you, and you led me all the way from the exam room to here, I was wondering where you were going, only to realize you were trying to bother someone else to take us?"
The restroom is definitely in the building! I just saw it! You’re talking nonsense!"
Zhang Jing kept a smile on his face, a smile that, at first glance, looked a lot like a certain Bai-named individual’s previous smile.
Zhang Jing turned to the boy:
"Li Zi, trust me, if you don’t let Classmate Bai take you for a proper experience of the South First Middle School restroom, then it’s as if you never came to Nansang Middle School."
"Really, trust me, I’ve experienced it myself and that’s why I say this, I guarantee that under Classmate Bai’s guidance, it will bring you a completely different experience."
Lin Li: "OvO!"
F*ck! A customer comes knocking on the door!
This Zhang Jing has no sense of prevention but has a fully leveled up malicious intent talent, this kid has a future!
Lin Li naturally wouldn’t let him down, he nodded towards Zhang Jing’s classmate and cooperated with the answer: "Yes, that’s right."
Zhang Jing’s classmate: "O.o?"
Oh huh?
Could it really be that amazing?
Then I have to give it a taste check.
Hopefully, it will bring me a brand new experience!
...
Two and a half minutes later.
His hope came true.
However—
"Zhang Jing, f*ck your mother."