Chapter 100: Chapter 99: For Real? So Profitable? I’ll Fly Over and Check It Out.

Regarding the lockdown in Chenxi District, Xiao Shuai and several colleagues decided to find a cafe together after discussing...

to work.

Currently, the company’s business is on the rise, and the website "Lord Wuchang Does Not Work Overtime" has gained some traffic, especially recently, with two batches of diehard fans flooding in.

One batch is the incense offering group.

They face the statue of White Impermanence and offer electronic incense, thanking Lord White Impermanence for curing their diseases.

If willing to purchase the "automatic incense offering" feature, one can ensure the incense never runs out.

Between working and visiting graves, they chose to offer incense.

Another batch is the grave visiting group.

They face the statue of White Impermanence, purchasing electronic effigies priced at nine dollars and ninety-nine cents, allowing the effigies to kowtow on their behalf, sincerely seeking redemption from Lord White Impermanence.

If willing to purchase the "automatic kowtowing" feature, it ensures that when one electronic effigy breaks, a new one takes over, completing the redemption anew.

This group was mainly taught a lesson through Lin Hao’s Bad Breath Skill casting.

Fearful and repentant...

These two groups of people are quite adhesive to the website, but if there are only these singular features, the traffic can’t be retained for long, and it’s easily replicated.

So today, everyone decided to go to a café for a brainstorming session.

Before this, as someone twice possessed by Lord White Impermanence and the chief "Bai Dong" who understands Lord White Impermanence the best, Xiao Shuai @Zhen Haoren in the work group.

"Boss, we can’t go to work in Chenxi District today; we’re conducting our work at the Paradise Cafe. The company will reimburse the costs incurred accordingly. Please reply upon receipt (if not replied within three minutes after sending this message, it will be regarded as consent).

@Zhen Haoren"

Three minutes later...

"Everyone buys the coffee they desire, make a relay in the group, and the finance department will arrange for company account payments. Then screenshot the payment records and post them in the group; invoices will also be issued uniformly."

...

Valve City.

Mayor’s Office.

Dog Legs frowned at the suit-clad Penman and asked:

"Qianqian, didn’t you bring her back?"

"My main job in Ke Chen City was to deliver messages; I left after delivering the message... didn’t encounter Qianqian."

"I see, originally wanted to give Gluttonous Legislator a new identity, but it’s not a problem. Once Ke Chen City is ours, Qianqian will naturally also be ours."

Although Dog Legs felt something was off, looking at Penman’s sincere expression, Dog Legs could only choose to trust.

"So, Penman, are you planning to stay in Valve City for a while, or do you have other arrangements?" Dog Legs asked.

"I’ll stay for a while; I want to join places like Valve City’s press industry to engage in some news editing work, please make arrangements."

Penman, after yesterday’s battle, noticed some anomalies with his contained object, needing containment.

His method of containment is letting more people feel the power of words.

Incidentally, making some money from articles.

After listening to Penman’s request, Dog Legs nodded, stating that everyone from the Extraordinary Universal School is family, there’s no trouble at all.

If there’s trouble, then solve the trouble.

If there’s no trouble, then create trouble and solve the trouble.

But for arranging jobs, Dog Legs admits it’s a bit challenging since his time in Valve City hasn’t been long, lacking many acquaintances in Valve City’s press industry.

Fortunately, the issue isn’t major.

Dog Legs just happens to know a high-quality contact, should be able to help Penman solve the problem —

The Mayor of Valve City.

As the mayor of Valve City, he does have the authority for such personnel adjustments.

Saying that, Dog Legs glanced at the corner of the Mayor’s Office.

There, a man with hands bound in shackles, suspended in the air and covered in blood stains.

Dog Legs approached, picked up a whip from the desk, and after whipping a flower in the air, lashed it at the man.

Snap! 𝕗𝗿𝕖𝐞𝐰𝗲𝕓𝐧𝕠𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝐨𝚖

The man originally suspended in the air groaned and slowly woke.

Through the blood scabs before him, the man whispered hoarsely:

"Kill me."

Dog Legs said kindly:

"Honorable Mayor, I have a friend looking for a job, could you arrange something?"

The man referred to as Mayor didn’t respond, continued:

"Kill me."

Dog Legs shook his head, advised:

"Honorable Mayor, you see, my friend is right here beside me, give me some face, isn’t it convenient for others and yourself?"

The Mayor continued, his voice slightly raised:

"If you dare, kill me! Kill me!!"

"Ah no no no, how can we have killing and fighting? You’re not old yet, don’t always think about death! Cheer up! Look at me, I’m very happy, even if you refuse me in front of my friend, I don’t feel anything, look at me, how stable my emotions are."

Saying this, Dog Legs put down the whip, rolled up his sleeves, picked the whip up again, and heavily swung it at the Mayor.

"Just arrange a job!"

Snap!

"You just won’t arrange it!"

Snap!

"Talking about cooperation for mutual benefits, why won’t you listen to advice?"

Snap!

"You have to be tolerant!"

Slap!

"..."

Slap!

Under the relentless whip, the mayor went from howling in agony to muffled groans, and then fainted.

"Sigh!"

The lackey let out a heavy sigh, threw the blood-stained whip onto the table, rolled down his sleeves, and apologized to the penman:

"A rare talent for city management, just a bit stubborn. But it’s okay, I believe with my heartfelt recruitment, he’ll come around. Don’t worry about your work issue, I have connections..."

The lackey wiped the blood spattered on his face from the mayor’s body and sat in the mayor’s office, dialing a number:

"Office Director, can you please come to the mayor’s office? I need your help with something..."

While waiting for the Office Director, the lackey said to the penman:

"By the way, Ke Chen City will soon be ours.

To be on the safe side, Lord Gluttonous Legislator needs more vitality!

When you’re working, see if you can gather some.

And remember, it must be legitimate and legal. Our Extraordinary Universal School is at a critical stage of rehabilitation."

The penman indicated understanding.

One hour later.

The penman became the General Manager of Valve City Fact News Paper Group. His first act was to announce a new company policy—

"Work must be proactive. Anyone slacking off will willingly donate a life."

After announcing the new rule, looking at the kneeling staff, the penman raised a pistol:

"I have one purpose coming here! To promote our Valve City!

Does everyone have confidence?"

"Yes."

Listening to the weak responses, the penman clicked off the safety and fired a shot randomly.

One person fell to the ground.

"I’ve already said, work must be proactive. Does everyone have confidence!"

"Yes!"

"Good."

...

Early in the morning, after practicing the "Rise and Dance" routine several times in the Hua Family Ancestral Hall, Lin Hao felt his vile energy slightly improved...

Seeing it’s getting late, soon the White Impermanence Avatar will return.

Lin Hao found a restroom in the ancestral hall and locked the door.

After completing a Spiritual Power feedback, obtaining the Toxic Legacy, and finishing the "Goldsmith" combo, Lin Hao cradled his phone and left the restroom.

Scrolling through his phone, Lin Hao mainly wanted to see if the closure of Chenxi District had impacted everyone’s life...

For this kind of impact, the most direct understanding isn’t surfing online, but checking social media feed.

Having not checked the social feed for a while, Lin Hao realized the lockdown of Chenxi District meant nothing to Ke Chen City.

The most information in Lin Hao’s social feed was about "Valve City."

#Only for the massively rich, don’t click!#

#My secret to earning a million annually#

#Valve City isn’t making money? No! Here, it’s picking up money!#

#Ke Chen people don’t cheat Ke Chen people, Valve City truly earns#

#Come to Valve City to discover how rich you can be#

#...#

Most of those resharing and editing these posts were former colleagues and clients at Entertainment and Reflection Co. Ltd, Ke Chen City.

Watching everyone make millions, stuffing money into sacks, Lin Hao genuinely felt...

Tempted.

"Really? Making money?"

"So many people say it’s profitable, even if there’s some exaggeration, cutting it by half, it should still be very lucrative?"

When it comes to earning money, Lin Hao has no resistance at all.

Training costs a fortune!

Despite Lin Hao having expanded into three industries—

Milk tea, Xiong Lan’s Small Pill, black stockings.

His bank account has less than ten thousand savings.

Lin Hao had the idea for his incarnation to visit Valve City for a survey; after all, flying there takes little time, and his incarnation could return from Valve City just by removing the half-price milk tea cup from his body...

Think it, act on it.

At this moment, Li Chuchu’s phone call came through.

"Lin Hao Lin Hao, let’s go for a high-end route in Chenxi District for a while. My dad’s hosting a milk tea tasting event at home, drop by at noon."

"Sure!"

...

"Report to the captain! The Light Giant flew out of the city carrying a dog again!"

"Our drones can’t catch up!"

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