Chapter 77: Chapter 77: White Impermanence, You Finally Possessed Me!

"You won’t die anyway, go give it a try, but Yadan has been sticking with the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior lately. I’m just worried if you make a move, Yadan might be in danger; he’s one of my few friends in Ke Chen City."

After Lin Hao was exhausted from cultivation, he messaged back to the Incarnation.

The Incarnation replied instantly:

"Then let’s wait a bit, you cultivate a bit faster, I’ll cultivate at night too, let’s speed up breaking through the Golden Core Stage."

"Yeah, when the time comes, let’s have a crushing game!" Lin Hao responded.

"Alright, when the time comes, I’ll make a move, you find a place to hide, safety first. Okay, you’ve rested enough, continue cultivating." replied the Incarnation.

Lin Hao: "??? I’ve only rested for less than a minute!"

The Incarnation: Read and didn’t reply.

Lin Hao scratched his head, got up, and stretched his body.

Gotta say, being supervised by the Incarnation to cultivate...

It’s like being in prison!

Really don’t know how the Incarnation manages to stick it through...

After Lin Hao complained internally, he took out a [Hemorrhoid Recovery Cushion] from the Storage Bag.

Logically speaking, Lin Hao had already transcended, didn’t need these.

But what if?

It’s foreseeable that under the Incarnation’s supervision, Lin Hao’s upcoming meditation cultivation time will be at least 23 hours a day.

The Incarnation can cultivate to the point of going into madness and restarting to get a brand new body, surely wouldn’t get hemorrhoids.

But what about him?

In this world, there’s no senior cultivator to ask, so safety first.

Never seen a protagonist with hemorrhoids in cultivation novels, but what do those lousy writers know about cultivation?

Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids...

This saying must have a reason, right?

Lin Hao sat on the [Hemorrhoid Recovery Cushion] and continued cultivating.

The Incarnation continued selling milk tea.

...

First day of the Food Week.

Due to the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior wandering around Ke Chen City, the number of people going to the civil affairs bureau to register for divorce did not decrease.

Instead, it increased.

...

Second day of the Food Week.

The labor inspection team began to strictly investigate overtime work with labor bureaus across all districts in Ke Chen City. 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺

The methods of investigation included but were not limited to the flow of people and goods in each park, water usage, electricity usage, etc.

Of course, hidden overtime was also investigated.

The content of the investigation included but was not limited to online customer follow-up messages, online meetings, offline business dinners, offline business entertainment dinners, etc....

The increase in the ratio of people registering for divorce at the civil affairs bureau was not as high as initially, but overall it was still increasing.

Moreover, on this day, the Ke Chen City Management Team discovered that couples who drank Happy Milk Tea made by Lin Hao seemed to be in a better mood.

Great!

Then buy up the current stock of Happy Milk Tea Powder Packs!

Put milk tea powder packs in all the places in the civil affairs bureaus where mint candies used to be.

From tomorrow, for those coming to divorce, whether arguing, fighting, or spitting at each other, first give them a cup of Happy Milk Tea!

...

Third day of the Food Week.

The housekeeping team started free door-to-door cleaning services under the guise of promoting domestic service companies for free.

Led by an Extraordinary known as the [Housekeeper Auntie], household environments everywhere saw a "new" look.

How clean was it?

Let’s put it this way...

Even if there were cats at home, after the [Housekeeper Auntie] cleaned, there wouldn’t be a single cat hair!

Even if it was a newly moved-in home, there wouldn’t be any formaldehyde!

Even if...

The child-rearing group led by the [Kindergarten Leader], backed by the Ke Chen City Education Bureau, opened a children’s communication class; on the first afternoon of opening, someone with the codename [Mosaic] was kicked out.

As for the reason——

"Uncle, uncle, do you believe in light?"

"Of course not, there’s no Ultraman or savior in this world, though you are young, you..."

Before Mosaic could finish his words, the child burst into tears.

While crying and running, Mosaic followed behind asking, "Oh dear, little friend, why are you crying? Uncle was telling the truth huh"...

If not kicked out, who else?

Other than the unexpected element of Mosaic...

Everything else was normal!

The proportion of people going to the civil affairs bureau to register for divorce began to stabilize.

Moreover, with the support of Happy Milk Tea Powder Packs in the civil affairs bureaus in various districts, even though there were many people coming, after drinking Happy Milk Tea, everyone’s anger seemed to subside quite a bit.

The number of people registering for divorce, instead, started to decline.

Good news!

Good news indeed!

This directly led to...

Lin Hao’s Incarnation not only had to set up a stall at noon but also had to make milk tea powder packs by himself after closing in the evening, working until noon the next day...

Not enough to sell, simply not enough!

Cultivators became "Cultivators"!

Incarnation: That wild cultivator, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior, truly deserves to die! This isn’t cultivation, this is overtime!

...

Fourth day of the Food Week.

Other groups, depending on their direction, started small sleep aid classes, happiness houses, and others...

Rode tricycles around the streets and alleys, asking:

"Want stockings, good stockings want some?"

"Promote family harmony!"

"Promote a happy life!"

"Buy one, be a year younger."

"Buy two, be three years younger."

"Buy three, and be eighteen every day..."

Gotta say, such marketing tactics never appeared in Ke Chen City before...

Immediately attracted the attention of many, and then, there would always be one or two people who, out of curiosity, would buy one or two pairs.

Hmm, the effect was very good!

And then...

No monument is as good as a good reputation.

The number of people going to register for divorce at the civil affairs bureau began to decrease!

...

Fifth day of the Food Week, also the last day of the Food Week.

The Pure Love Minotaur Warrior, sipping the milk tea just bought from the Happy Milk Tea stand, handed Yadan a cup.

"The Milk Tea Master said this is refreshing and stimulating, and after following me for five or six days, look how tired you’ve become.

If you collapse from exhaustion, I won’t be responsible.

I’ll publicly announce that your Ke Chen City Management Team tried to blackmail our Extraordinary Universal School!"

Yadan took the milk tea from the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior and took a strong sip, saying:

"Don’t worry, I’m doing this willingly; I’ve been recording and videotaping the whole time following you, won’t let you take the blame."

"That’s good, that’s good."

So, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior continued riding the electric bike aimlessly around Ke Chen City...

Yadan followed behind, riding the electric bike with tape on his eyes.

The ride was wobbly.

But maybe because of the milk tea made by the Incarnation...

Yadan gradually felt his spirits lift!

Following him...

...

City Management Team Command Center.

"So, how many people are there currently working overtime in Ke Chen City?"

"Not many, definitely no more than 1,000 people!"

"Lower it more! Still not enough! Continue strict checks!"

"Okay."

"We’ll try to let White Impermanence possess Yadan!"

...

Time reached evening again.

Yadan followed the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior for another day...

The effect of the milk tea should have worn off.

Yadan felt very sleepy again.

Five days without sleep...

Really sleepy!

Just as Yadan was preparing to put another set of tape on his eyelids, he saw a legendary figure appear before him...

Indeed, just as Cui Hua said, the tongue is so long...

Yadan felt his mind relax, but no, he couldn’t sleep yet——

He still needed to work overtime!

He still needed to watch the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior leave Ke Chen City!

Yadan tried biting his own tongue but found that he had lost control of his body!

White Impermanence, you’ve finally possessed me!

Meanwhile, the always carefree Pure Love Minotaur Warrior, for the first time showed a serious and earnest expression——

"Are you White Impermanence?"

The Pure Love Minotaur Warrior, in the presence of White Impermanence, no, in "Yadan’s" body, felt a similar kind of oppression that he felt when facing the Lazy Legislator...

A kind of oppression at the pure essence of life!

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Finally Sunday, gonna sleep a few hours first, after sorting out my primary job, I can breathe a little, try to write three more Chapters, the extra Chapter counts as an additional Chapter for continued reading seekers~~

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