The Retired Abyss Innkeeper

Chapter 83: The Dimension Committed Fully. The Gold Leaf Was Wildly Excessive

The Retired Abyss Innkeeper

Chapter 83: The Dimension Committed Fully. The Gold Leaf Was Wildly Excessive

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Chapter 83: The Dimension Committed Fully. The Gold Leaf Was Wildly Excessive

[SYSTEM OBSERVATION LOG]

The contamination record is present. The observation proceeds.

The colors in this place were wrong the way a perfect imitation could be wrong. The sky was a shade of blue so complete that no real sky had ever quite achieved it. The grass beneath was green beyond practicality, the kind of green grass never bothered attempting in the real world.

Trees stood with impossible precision, each one exactly as a tree should be. Light poured from every direction at once, yet no shadow formed anywhere. The entire place carried the unsettling clarity of a space built by something that had studied reality very carefully and then recreated it without ever having lived inside it.

The system searched its records and found nothing. That absence did not trouble it in the usual way. Instead, it noted the condition with the patience it had learned when encountering things too large for even itself.

Whatever this space was, it examined what entered it and then reshaped what it found into presence. The system filed the observation under the nearest category available. The category was insufficient. It continued watching anyway.

The grey-green one arrived in the middle of motion. A fracture in the chamber had caught it between steps. The halt belonged to this place now instead of the chamber it had left behind. It stood in the impossible grass with its weight pitched forward, stillness arranged around it in the same way it always was.

It looked at where it was.

Then it burst forward.

The rabbit appeared in its path on the second stop.

There was no presentation to it. Simply a rabbit lying dead in the grass ahead of it, the way rabbits sometimes ended up when the world had finished with them. The grey-green one halted two feet away, weight forward, staring down at it.

The rabbit offered nothing further. The grey-green one remained there for the entire span of its stop, a pause belonging entirely to its own movement rather than to the rabbit itself.

Then it burst forward again.

Four seconds passed.

"Rabbit," it said.

The word rose into the too-blue sky and washed over the too-green grass. Neither responded.

Yet the dimension heard.

On the third stop, the rabbit waited again.

The same rabbit. This time arranged on a plate. The plate was white, the serious white reserved for moments when dishes wished to be respected. The rabbit had been set upon it with the careful intention of presentation, though the idea of presenting a whole rabbit in such a fashion required a certain optimism from whoever attempted it.

The flesh remained raw in the most complete sense. No heat had touched it at any point in its recent existence.

The grey-green one stopped. Its gaze rested on the plate.

Then the grey-green one burst forward.

Four seconds.

"A plate," it said.

The word came out slightly wrong, as if the most peripheral detail had been chosen and declared the center of the event.

The dimension registered that statement as well. It seemed to accept it as guidance.

On the fourth stop, the rabbit had vanished.

In its place rested a dark slab of slate set carefully among the grass. Upon it sat a tartare. Raw rabbit meat chopped into fine fragments. A small hollow formed at the top held a bright egg yolk resting calmly in its center, as though it understood it was the heart of the arrangement.

Capers dotted the surface. Shallots waited nearby. Flecks of green scattered across the plate in a pattern that was either exact or accidental but achieved the same result either way. A small fork lay beside the dish. The slate had been chosen to deepen the color of the meat.

The grey-green one stopped again. Weight forward. Stillness locked into place.

It looked at the tartare.

The pause lasted its usual length.

Then it stretched a little longer.

Finally the burst arrived and the grey-green one continued.

Four seconds.

"A presentation," it said.

The system noted the duration of that stop had exceeded its previous baseline. It recorded the fact and left it there. Facts were often sufficient by themselves.

The fifth stop presented a table.

A single table waited in the middle of the green field. A white cloth covered it. A silver cloche rested at the center. A candle burned quietly in the light-from-nowhere that filled the dimension.

The grey-green one halted before the table. The cloche lifted on its own.

Beneath it waited a rabbit meat wellington. Perfect pastry, golden and structured exactly as it should be. A slice had been cut away and placed beside the whole so that its interior could be admired.

The interior was entirely raw.

Everything was correct except for the part that required heat. The pastry existed as it should. The duxelles had been formed precisely. The ham layer lay in its proper place.

Yet the entire structure had been preserved in the exact moment before cooking would have begun, held there with the patient dedication of something that understood the recipe but had never seen the final step.

The grey-green one studied the cross-section.

The candle flickered.

It flickered in a world where light came from nowhere and candles had no reason to move. Yet it flickered anyway.

The burst arrived late.

The system marked the delay.

Then the burst came and the grey-green one moved again.

Four seconds.

"A construction," it said.

The system had seen the confirmation pattern before. It had appeared in the sewer, where the heavy one confirmed things to bodies drifting through dark water even without Arveth present.

Here, inside a dimension with no records at all, the same pattern continued without hesitation. The system filed the observation under consistency. These four did not require context to continue their behavior. They simply continued, the way the heavy one moved forward regardless of what stood between it and the next position.

On the sixth stop, the table was gone.

Instead a low surface had appeared at exactly the height of the grey-green one’s eyes. The dimension had adjusted itself carefully. Upon the surface rested several small plates.

A carpaccio lay on a black dish, rabbit meat sliced so thin the surface beneath could almost be read through it. A drizzle of golden oil glimmered across the meat while dark flecks rested like punctuation marks across the surface.

Beside it sat a rabbit bone marrow dish. The bone had been split cleanly along its length and placed in a small cradle. The marrow within remained uncooked, shining softly. A sheet of gold leaf had been pressed gently onto its surface with patience that seemed wildly excessive for the situation.

Next stood a glass bowl holding something that resembled consommé. The liquid was perfectly clear and completely cold. Suspended in its center floated a small sphere of raw rabbit meat shaped with careful hands and nowhere to go.

A small card rested at the front of the display.

Five courses were listed upon it in a language the system did not possess.

The grey-green one stopped.

Its head turned slowly from left to right.

The carpaccio.

The marrow.

The cold clear bowl with its motionless raw sphere.

Back to the carpaccio again.

The burst was late.

Later than before.

The system noticed the delay and remained silent. Some durations preferred to resolve themselves.

The burst finally arrived.

Four seconds.

"Five," the grey-green one said.

Not the food. Not the preparation. Not the gold leaf applied to raw marrow with unnecessary devotion.

The number.

The system briefly considered whether that response moved closer to understanding or further from it. The question proved structurally flawed.

On the seventh stop, the dimension committed completely.

A column of raw rabbit meat hung suspended in the air. It floated within a trembling substance that was neither aspic nor air and had not chosen which it intended to be. The column turned slowly on its axis.

Around it, on a dark stone plate, pink foam had been arranged into delicate peaks. Raw-meat foam. A substance that should not have existed and yet clearly did.

Beside the column rested a translucent sphere. Within it lay a refined tartare. The earlier egg yolk had been replaced with something smaller and more precise that the system could not identify.

Edible flowers had been arranged around the base of the sphere. The dimension had apparently decided that beauty was now part of the project.

A printed card stood nearby.

The same unfamiliar language explained the concept.

The grey-green one stopped.

It looked at the card. It could not read the card.

It looked at the card long enough for that fact to become entirely clear.

Then its gaze shifted to the floating column of raw meat turning slowly in the shadowless light.

The burst arrived late again.

Later than before. The system compared the delay against the original baseline established at the first stop. The progression was unmistakable. Each stop had extended slightly longer than the last. The pattern had begun at the very beginning.

The system had been tracking it the entire time.

The burst finally came.

Four seconds.

"A concept," the grey-green one said.

Then it moved forward again.

The eighth stop arrived.

The system declined to comment on what was waiting there.

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