Chapter 1623: Chapter 1251: Punished by the Sole, Spare Me, Mother!

The spirit body condensed by Phoenix was initially taken aback, but in the next instant, as it turned back, it showed a look of relief identical to Gu Changsheng’s.

Following the force’s pull, the spirit body condensed by Phoenix swiftly fused with the spirit body that appeared at the doorway...

At the same time, the purple spirit body was also initially shocked, but after turning back for a glance, it revealed a look of relief in its eyes.

"Oh dear, why do men like men? Men are so ugly and hard, not comfortable to hold at all!"

Leaning on the window ledge, the little dumpling, excitedly watching the chaotic scene next door, spoke disapprovingly.

"You’re talking as if you’ve held a man before!" Wuchang Yue couldn’t help but snort coldly upon hearing this.

"What do you mean, ’talking as if I’ve held a man before’? I have held one, okay?" The little dumpling retorted, eyes wide with seriousness, "I’ve held my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger. My Peacock Master, although beautiful, is indeed a man! He’s also hard and uncomfortable to hold!"

Speaking of this, the little dumpling looked through the window again, clicking his tongue in wonder, "Tsk tsk... This guy has no taste at all, look at the man lying underneath him, how ugly he is! Not beautiful one bit!"

"My mom says the story of the chrysanthemum and cucumber focuses on the splendor of the chrysanthemum, charming and boundless, but look at that person, how is he better than the chrysanthemum? Clearly, more worn out than the chrysanthemum!"

The little dumpling said while nodding in a serious manner, as if what he said was the truth.

"You mean that if it were you, you’d find a man as beautiful as a chrysanthemum?"

Just then, an elusive voice came from behind the little dumpling, seemingly from nowhere, carrying an ethereal and hollow tone...

"Of course, Yaoyao’s taste is much better than that guy next door! What kind of aesthetics are these? So terrible..."

The little dumpling was so engrossed in spying on the scene next door that he didn’t notice anything unusual, speaking energetically.

"Cough cough!"

"Cough cough!"

"..."

Little Han Mo with the Black Face and Wuchang Yue, who were also tied up like little rice dumplings and dragged along by the little dumpling to witness the discordant scene, were the first to come to their senses. They saw the gradually appearing hazy ghostly shadow beside them and promptly fake-coughed to remind the little dumpling, while squeezing their eyes at him.

Even Little Monk Bu Jie, who was tied up and sitting on the ground, couldn’t help but turn his head to glance at the little dumpling.

However, the little dumpling was thick-skinned!

Not noticing the coughing from Little Han Mo with the Black Face and Wuchang Yue, the little dumpling finally withdrew his attention from the window hole, looked at them in confusion, and said, "What’s wrong with you two? Got a twitch in your eyes?"

"You’re the one with a twitch in your eyes! A dog biting Lv Dongbin, not recognizing a good heart!" Wuchang Yue snapped in response.

But someone moved faster than Wuchang Yue!

In the moment Wuchang Yue spoke, the little dumpling leaning against the window ledge was lifted by a seemingly invisible slender hand!

Your neck was suddenly grabbed, and the little dumpling, tied like a little rice dumpling, found his little feet immediately off the ground!

"Ah! Who is it? Why grab me? What do you want?" In panic, the little dumpling shouted, wanting to wave his arms and legs, only to realize he was tied quite securely, thus he could only squirm his little body uneasily...

"Slap!"

As the little dumpling was howling, a loud sound rang out from behind him!

"My buttocks! Buttocks! Who? Who is hitting my buttocks? Don’t they know you shouldn’t touch a tiger’s buttocks?"

Almost at the same moment the sound of the slap rang out, the little dumpling began to howl at the top of his lungs!

Helplessly, they were still trapped in a brothel’s little servant house now, and had to settle down a bit, right?

"Why? Can’t touch a tiger’s buttocks?"

The cold voice still seemed to come from nowhere, echoing behind the little dumpling...

The little dumpling grew quiet, his plump little face became somewhat rigid, and his buttocks twitched...

Feeling somewhat terrified, he glanced back stealthily, and saw the ghostly figure of his mother calmly standing behind him, one hand gripping his neck, the other swinging a shoe...

That shoe looked quite exquisite!

Shu Embroidery satin with clouds embroidered upon it, adorned with small pearls, and topped with a Sky-facing Bead...

This mother could be a fake, but this shoe of hers, probably couldn’t be matched by any other pair in the world!

"Mother..." The little dumpling’s face turned somewhat wooden, looking at his mother’s expression, which suddenly became exceptionally colorful, "Mother, why are you here? Weren’t you supposed to come together with Aunt Nian?"

The little dumpling said, glancing back at the holey window ledge, and couldn’t help but whine inwardly, it’s over! It’s really over now!

His mother didn’t like seeing him involved in such dirty places. Before, even when secretly following his own Lion Tiger back to the Cool Breeze Bright Moon Tower, the little dumpling did it secretly, but now, he’s been caught red-handed, what to do?

The little dumpling couldn’t help but seek help from Little Han Mo with the Black Face and Wuchang Yue...

At this moment, Little Han Mo with the Black Face and Wuchang Yue, bound like two little rice dumplings, had already hopped far from the window lattice, wearing a serious expression...

"Witch Lord, it’s Gu Ze who dragged us to watch! We didn’t want to see it ourselves!" Wuchang Yue said earnestly, with her pretty little face.

"Yes, Milord, it’s Young Master who insisted on watching!" Even Little Han Mo with the Black Face, usually so sparing with words, quickly clarified.

Upon hearing this, Little Meat Bun’s face turned dark immediately, not daring to look back at his own mother, he glared fiercely at the two and said through gritted teeth, "You... you really lack integrity! You’re selling out your teammates!"

"Well, Witch Lord said ’let the buddy die, not the monk’! Besides, we are speaking the truth, it’s you who insisted on dragging us to watch!" Upon hearing this, Wuchang Yue immediately spoke, "Initially, we wanted to be obedient prisoners, but you, Witch Lord, look, the holes on the window lattice, it’s Gu Ze who licked them out all by himself, we didn’t use our mouths at all!"

As if afraid Gu Changsheng wouldn’t believe them, Wuchang Yue turned to point at the window lattice full of holes, earnestly making her confession.

Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but glance at the mottled window lattice...

The sound of panting next door was so clearly transmitted to Gu Changsheng’s ears, he couldn’t avoid hearing it even if he wanted to!

This sound, even if Gu Changsheng hadn’t eaten pork, he’d at least seen pigs running; what’s more, with the return of the Phoenix spirit body, everything it saw has already been returned to his own mind...

Regarding this son of hers, Gu Changsheng really didn’t know what to say!

It’s already something if you go to watch things between men and women, Gu Changsheng might as well treat it as an early birds-and-bees education class!

However, you went to watch two old men doing stuff, that’s a bit problematic!

"Slap!"

The loud sound of a shoe sole rang out!

"Ouch! Mercy! Mercy! Spare me, Mother!"

The low howl of Little Meat Bun instantly rang out.

"Mercy? You still dare ask me for mercy? What your mother teaches you, have you just taken it as wind by your ears, in one ear and out the other, forgotten it all? Didn’t your mother remind you, see no evil, hear no evil! What are you doing? Knowing that the scene next door is unbearable, yet you bring Han Mo and Yueyue to peep?"

The more Gu Changsheng spoke, the angrier she became, raising her hand, she slapped down with a few more soles.

"Slap!"

"Slap!"

"..."

The sound of the shoe sole hitting was remarkably resounding!

Thinking about the identity of her disobedient son, Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but feel depressed!

Darn it, this is the Palace Master of the Three Palaces Peak in the Southern Border! This kid bears the responsibility of inheriting the Gu Breath from the Southern Border! If by any chance he goes astray, then Gu Changsheng’s wrongdoing would be monumental, the Manman Bug would definitely go after her life!

Thinking of this, Gu Changsheng finds herself exceedingly depressed!

Could it be that there was really a mistake in her education? Foolishly turning a perfectly good flower of the motherland into a representative of the new generation of gay people?

It shouldn’t be, her orientation is clearly very normal!

"Slap!"

"Slap!"

"..."

Swinging the shoe!

Gu Changsheng persisted, beneath the shoe sole, if nothing else, at least she could restrain her increasingly mischievous son!

"Mercy! Mercy! My little mercy! Mother, stop hitting! Mother, spare me..."

Meanwhile, under the round of shoe swats from his own mother, Little Meat Bun howled hysterically, tears streaming down, looking utterly pitiful...

However, Gu Changsheng did not wish to just let it go that easily!

She couldn’t allow her son to continue being this mischievous!

During the Ming Dynasty, wasn’t there an Emperor who loved woodworking? Her own son, coincidentally, also likes woodworking; however, at least the Ming Emperor, while liking woodworking, liked women too, while if her son genuinely went astray, he would be even worse than the Emperor who lost the ancestral foundation of the Ming Dynasty!

Ah, seriously!

Gu Changsheng was determined not to become the mother of such degenerate descendants!

Definitely so! Absolutely so!

Otherwise, her lifetime of fame would be utterly destroyed!

Little Meat Bun, beaten so miserably by his own mother, seeing his little backside almost swollen, had no choice but to try his best to save himself, "Mother! Mother, stop hitting! Yaoyao is on a serious mission! That man next door... that man next door is the Pass Defending General of Yanmen, he..."