"Then we’ll head over right now!" Li Bo Kai said.

Luofeng shook his head. "Don’t come over. I’ve wrapped things up here already, I’m heading back to the city!"

"I’ll send you an address. You guys go there and settle in first, I’ll come over right away!" Luofeng continued.

"Alright then!" Li Bo Kai nodded.

After ending the call, Luofeng sent the address of the Zhen Zheng Fish Restaurant he’d gone to with the Little Fairy last time to the brothers.

He felt this restaurant was really pretty good.

After sending the address, Luofeng thought for a bit, and still decided to message Lin Wanting.

After all, since Lin Xiaoyun had come over to hang out, not telling Lin Wanting felt a bit too much?

Fine, to be honest, Luofeng just missed this super Beautiful big sister in black stockings and high heels.

Which man doesn’t want to admire a pretty woman a bit more?

Luofeng: Sister Wanting, Lin Xiaoyun is coming to Shanghai. We’re meeting up for lunch, you want to come eat with us at noon?

Lin Wanting: What’s Lin Xiaoyun doing coming to Shanghai?

Luofeng: To hang out with me!

Lin Wanting: Noon doesn’t work, evening is okay!

Lin Wanting: Recently Tuan Tuan’s been saying it’s been a long time since we asked you out to play. I’ll treat you all to dinner tonight! I’ll send you the restaurant address later!

Luofeng: Alright!

After the chat ended, Luofeng took a screenshot and casually sent it to the brothers’ group.

Luofeng: Looks like we get to scrounge a free meal tonight again, thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!

Chen Dali: Thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!

Li Bo Kai: Thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!

Lin Xiaoyun: I feel like something’s off with you guys!

Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng, we were planning to hit a bar tonight. Now you’ve called my cousin over, aren’t we basically done for tonight?

Luofeng: We’ll just eat, then after dinner she leaves on her own, you guys can hit the bar afterward, what’s the problem.

Chen Dali: Oh, right right right, it’s not like Lin Wanting has that kind of relationship with any of the three of us, so nothing to worry about.

Chen Dali’s words carried a double meaning.

He was clearly talking about Luofeng.

Luofeng: .......

Lin Xiaoyun: I really don’t mind calling you brother‑in‑law, @Luofeng!

Luofeng: *cough cough cough!*

Luofeng: Oh right, I can go to the bar with you guys tonight.

Li Bo Kai: Damn it!?

Li Bo Kai: Is Brother Feng about to issue a Kill Decree?

Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng’s already been killing like crazy, okay?

Chen Dali: Tomorrow’s 520. If you go crazy killing tonight, can you hold up tomorrow?

Luofeng: I’m bringing my girlfriend along.

Li Bo Kai: Which girlfriend?

Li Bo Kai: Main thing is Brother Feng’s got too many girlfriends. If you don’t spell it out, we have no idea what’s going on.

Luofeng: Of course it’s Liu Hanyan.

Li Bo Kai: Oh oh, that little streamer?

Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng is still the incredible one. When I get back this time I’ll go check out some of the little streamers in the Capital City too, I’ll go be a god-tier rich patron in the Live Streaming Room!

Chen Dali: ?????

Li Bo Kai: ?????

Li Bo Kai: Lin Xiaoyun, you’ve changed!

Li Bo Kai: I’m already no longer the Capital City’s No.1 cheapskate, thanks!

Luofeng: Friendly reminder: Beauty filter is fierce, filters are ruthless. Even if you see them in real life, makeup techniques will still catch you off guard!

Luofeng had once watched a short video.

A girl who was clearly only a 5 out of 10 in looks could, by relying on makeup, reach a 9.

Not only was her nose padded.

She was also wearing colored contacts.

Her blush was straight up tech-flow level.

She hadn’t even had plastic surgery, but this was basically face-changing.

Her damn dry yellow hair could even be "fixed" with a wig.

What can you even do?

If men dressed themselves up like this, there wouldn’t be such a thing as an ugly guy anymore, right?

Honestly, men are naturally better-looking than women, but how come it feels like all the guys around you are ugly and all the girls are pretty?

The reason is just that what they’re chasing is different.

Guys chase careers, girls chase beauty.

If all men were dieting, using skincare, and spending all day studying outfits just to look good, you think men wouldn’t end up handsome?

That’s why there’s that saying, "There are no ugly women, only lazy women." This applies to men too.

Luofeng: Liu Hanyan and I met in real life, and she only wears light makeup.

Lin Xiaoyun: I’m gonna puke, so what you’re saying is, truly pretty little streamer girls are actually really rare?

Luofeng: That depends on timing, location, and people. Maybe I just got lucky?

Lucky? 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢

Who’d buy that?

If it weren’t for the system, even for Luofeng it’d be hard to meet so many beauties, right?

After all, modern makeup is basically like giving all the "beauties" an extra mask.

But Luofeng could completely ignore the mask and see their real faces.

Li Bo Kai: I was stupid as hell back then too. Those girls under filters, their faces really made your heart skip a beat! The moment I saw them in person, I was instantly as calm as still water!

Li Bo Kai even deliberately posted a comparison picture.

Chen Dali: These are literally two different people!

Luofeng: Didn’t expect Brother Kai had been hurt too?

Luofeng: So yeah, be a little cautious with the internet, guys!

Chen Dali: Exactly, not everyone is Brother Feng, and not every girl is a Liu Hanyan!

Around one in the afternoon, Luofeng arrived at the Zhen Zheng Fish Restaurant. The three of them, including Chen Dali, had already come early and picked a Booth.

Li Bo Kai and Lin Xiaoyun sat together, and Chen Dali took the seat across the Booth.

The remaining spot was on the outside, convenient for Luofeng to sit.

After Luofeng sat down, he said, "Have you ordered yet?"

"Not yet, we only got here ten minutes ago. Brother Feng, you give us some recommendations?" Li Bo Kai said.

"Let’s start with a steamed Kinki Fish! That’s their signature dish, it’s really good!" As Luofeng spoke, he opened the menu and tapped on the knife fish. "Waiter, what’s the deal with your knife fish?"

Although knife fish is called the No.1 of the Yangtze River’s three delicacies and is supposed to be incredibly tasty, the problem is, if Luofeng remembered right, this thing was supposed to be off-limits to catch, right?

And banned all year round.

The waiter said, "Sir, our knife fish are all artificially farmed!"

Look at what era it is now.

Which restaurant would still dare to blatantly put banned items on their menu like it’s nothing?

Are they asking to die?

If someone exposed them, they’d be absolutely done for.

"In that case, we’ll give it a try. Give us four knife fish, three liang each!" Luofeng said. "And one Kinki Fish, plus a steamed Leopard coral trout!"

"We’ll start with that for now!" Luofeng said.

The waiter quickly left. Li Bo Kai asked, "Brother Feng, did you bring that?"

Luofeng Make complaints: "Li Bo Kai, could you maybe ask in a more aboveboard way? You’re making it sound like we’re doing some shady deal!"

Is "Wintergreen Fruit" really that sensitive a phrase?

Just say it directly, will you?

"Did you bring that?"

And he’s still putting on this mysterious act.

You’re really not afraid people will get the wrong idea?

"Hahaha, I was talking about Wintergreen Fruit!" Li Bo Kai burst out laughing.

"Brother Feng, I feel like being a good man is way too hard!" Li Bo Kai started to Make complaints. "Li Shiyu’s over here saying ’I want it, I want it, I want it,’ and her bestie Huang Lei is summoning me too! Li Shiyu turns around again and goes ’I want it, I want it, I want it,’ my scalp is literally going numb. This one wants, that one wants, how am I supposed to deliver? I’m not some war-god male lead from a novel!"

[Asking for monthly tickets, asking for recommendation tickets. If you’ve got monthly tickets on hand, please send them my way, thanks—kneeling and begging all you bosses. Your recommendation tickets refresh every day; if you don’t use them they go to waste, so you can just toss them to the author.]