Lin Xiaoyun: Speaking of picking up girls, you all should really learn from Brother Feng, he's seriously a pro.

A sudden attempt to hype things up.

Even Luofeng was momentarily at a loss for words.

Li Bo Kai: That's actually true, Brother Feng really is a pro, not kidding!

Lin Xiaoyun: Actually, we've got two pros in the group now, two super time-management masters! 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂

Li Bo Kai: Who are you talking about?

Lin Xiaoyun: Anyway, it's not me and Brother Dali!

Li Bo Kai: ...

After all, Li Bo Kai literally took his girlfriend and her bestie out to eat just now? And you still say you didn't learn any tricks from Brother Feng?

Luofeng: I don't know about Li Bo Kai, but I'm a good man.

Lin Xiaoyun: I'm gonna puke.

Chen Dali: I can't watch this anymore either, I'm out, I'm out.

Chen Dali: Brother Feng probably isn't coming out tonight, two sisters-in-law are waiting to make trouble with him, let's go get skewers, guys!

Lin Xiaoyun: Sure!

Li Bo Kai: Lin Xiaoyun is treating?

Chen Dali: Seconded!

Qin Yi: Oh right, bros, what channels do you usually use to meet pretty girls?

Liu Yu: Bar atmosphere groups are a no-go, I don't like that!

Li Bo Kai: Go set up a stall outside the Academy of Fine Arts, duh!

Li Bo Kai: I used to drive a Lamborghini over and set up a stall a lot, success rate was super high!

Li Bo Kai: Of course, a Ferrari works too!

Qin Yi: Liu Yu and I are both working under the official system, stuff like that… better not, right?

Lin Xiaoyun: Go to universities, man. Brother Feng taught us this before, campuses are resource-rich!

Lin Xiaoyun: Especially if you go back to your alma mater or something? Natural senior-brother status, plus decent finances, beating the junior guys is a done deal, no?

Li Bo Kai: Lin Xiaoyun, are you still human, talking about high school?

Chen Dali: To be fair, most of them are already eighteen.

Qin Yi: School as a channel does work, but it's too time-consuming, both front-end and back-end, and we just happen to not have much time.

Lin Xiaoyun: Then try "Shake-Shake"? People nearby?

Li Bo Kai: No way, quality's too bad.

Luofeng: I'm stunned, how do you know the quality's that bad?

Li Bo Kai: I heard it from someone, I never shook.

In reality, Li Bo Kai had shaken, and had even been scammed.

After all, the profile picture was one person, but in real life, it was a completely different person.

It was rare to shake out a plane ticket.

At that probability, you might as well buy a lottery ticket.

Lin Xiaoyun: I'm just saying, you guys have no time, and you won't go find the atmosphere-group girls, I can only say, serves you right to be the cleanup crew!

Luofeng: You two bros do have a lot of requirements, but there's still a way to fix this!

Qin Yi: Brother Feng is a good guy, teach us!

Liu Yu: Waiting online, really anxious here.

Luofeng: Given your identities, a lot of things are inconvenient. Strictly speaking, you could accept family introductions, but you'd rather handle this yourselves, right?

Luofeng: So, my suggestion: you set up a legal representative to open a company for you, and then you just hang your name there casually.

Luofeng: That way you can be something like a deputy general manager, just nominally, you're not actually going in to work.

Luofeng: Then you can recruit. Whether it's a receptionist, secretary, or assistant, you guys get the idea, right?

Luofeng: And compared to short videos or livestreaming platforms, recruiting apps are different, you can see their real ID photos, you can tell a girl's actual looks at a glance.

Luofeng: Plus, recruiting apps give you detailed info, tons of private data all laid out in front of you. Besides the real barefaced photo, there's education background, work experience, and so on.

Luofeng: Knowing their education lets you gauge their baseline quality, hobbies let you guess their personality. Home address lets you infer family conditions. With all that, picking a target isn't that hard.

Luofeng: After you've chosen a target and she joins the company, you're her superior. With that natural advantage, a lot of things just fall into place.

Luofeng: As a boss with a subordinate, you're not planning to keep being a flatterer, are you?

Luofeng: If under conditions like that you still can't handle her, then all I can say is: drop your dignity and pride and just go to Mister Thirteen Bar. Black stockings and high heels ladies—aside from not being clean—the experience should be quite good; they're professionals after all. In that case, you can hit up Lin Xiaoyun, this guy plays wild.

After all, a designated-driver fee of over thirty grand?

How could he not be playing wild?

Lin Xiaoyun: I'm gonna puke, what do you mean I "play wild," I'm a good man too, okay?

Luofeng:......

.......

At eleven o'clock late at night, Luofeng left the big tea house downstairs of Yunjing International Building and got ready to go upstairs home.

He didn't join in on their follow-up discussion in the group.

When Luofeng got back to Duanmu Yunji's place, he found she hadn't gone to sleep yet.

She was focused on practicing the piano.

Even when Luofeng came back, she was still immersed in it.

This Capital City Great Cat was really working hard.

Back when Luofeng wasn't going to work, Duanmu Yunji would curl up in his arms like a lap cat, greedily enjoying his warmth.

But once Luofeng started going to work, she became diligent again.

Turns out it's not just about talent—hard work matters too.

If she weren't this hardworking, how could her teacher value her so much?

"Talent" is just an excuse for losers.

"So-and-so has crazy talent, nothing I can do."

"They were born for this, we can't compare."

Aren't these all just excuses for losers?

You really think the people you call "talented" aren't grinding in secret?

Careful not to disturb her, Luofeng walked into the living room and sat on the sofa, quietly listening to Duanmu Yunji play.

After about twenty-something minutes.

Duanmu Yunji finally stopped.

She liked to rest for about half an hour; that was how her teacher arranged it back at school.

Because if you don't rest.

No matter how much you practice, it actually backfires.

You have to give your fingers and your brain enough downtime.

"Ah?" When Duanmu Yunji saw Luofeng, she let out a little cry of surprise.

"Luo the Immortal, you!" Duanmu Yunji asked in confusion.

"It's only been a few hours, and you don't recognize me anymore?" Luofeng teased. "Or is it that you don't recognize me with clothes on?"

Luofeng was copying a joke from Hello Mr. Billionaire.

Duanmu Yunji snorted, "Didn't you say you'd be back really late?"

"Just happened to run into a bunch of idiots at work today, so I finished early!" Luofeng said.

He really had run into idiots in U.S Stocks today, hadn't he?

If they hadn't insisted on taking the other side.

How could Luofeng have dumped so many shares that quickly?

Luofeng walked over, wrapped an arm around Duanmu Yunji's slender waist, and started kissing her, tangling with her lips.

Duanmu Yunji responded passionately.....

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