Chapter 527: Chapter 446: The Dog System Has Finally Become a Real Ero Game!

After enjoying a sumptuous meal, Su Yuan arrived at the guest room prepared for him by Housekeeper Zheng.

Lying on the soft and comfortable bed, gazing at the sparsely starry night sky, Su Yuan let out a long sigh of relief.

From facing the Venerable of Immeasurable Calamity until now, he had never been this relaxed, always running like a nuclear-powered workhorse.

"Speaking of which, with such a dark sky and a beautiful girl in the room next to me... it feels very fitting for a Night Raid Must Succeed."

"This seems to be the real purpose of this butter capability."

Such a thought suddenly popped into Su Yuan’s mind.

But in the next second, he quickly suppressed this bizarre idea.

No, no, this is a complete criminal act, doing it would mean at least three years in prison.

Of course, he only thought about it, with no intention of putting it into action... As the saying goes, judge not the heart but the deeds, people always have moments of wild imagination.

However, at this moment, a sudden "ding" echoed in Su Yuan’s mind.

[Hoho, has the day finally come?]

???

Hoho your sister! You damn system, explain clearly now, what day are you talking about.

[As the saying goes, when well-fed, one yearns for rest——beep——, having ruled an entire world within the Primordial Sect and becoming the Sovereign of the Demon Sect, your heart inevitably longs for ease.]

[Since ancient times, the gentle township is the tomb of heroes, but as the future Demon Venerable, you are different; beauty is not a burden but a resource that strengthens you.]

[Your eyes gleam with an evil glow, scanning the fallen Righteous Saintess with lecherous eyes, wanting to satisfy your sinful desires.]

Hey, hey, hey! Is there anyone managing this? This damn system is slandering me! It’s slandering me!

What do you mean by evil glow, lecherous eyes, sinful desires?

These things don’t exist at all, okay!

I’m clearly a good person who looks, acts, and has a reputation like a demon!

[Demon Task has been updated!]

[Task: I’ve been trapped in a gentle township (in progress)]

[Please use the sinful power to force the former Righteous Saintesses who joined the Primordial Sect to become your Furnace Cauldrons, to satisfy your evil desires.]

[Task Progress: Negative-distance interaction with the opposite sex count (0/3)]

[Task Reward: Demon Technique·Finger Union (Level 3)]

Staring at the new task refreshed on the system panel, Su Yuan fell into a long silence.

After a good while, he finally smacked his forehead and sighed helplessly.

Dammit, this damn system is beyond saving, fully turning "butter."

This guy used to always issue weird tasks, but at most, it involved killing and leading the Righteous Saintess to fall into depravity.

This purely erotic task is a first.

But how could he possibly complete such a task!

Find three Furnace Cauldrons?

Haha, doing that would get him on the Immortal Execution Platform three times!

Su Yuan was speechless to the extreme.

And what the hell is this Demon Technique·Finger Union?

Though it clearly belongs to the Ten Demon Fingers series of Demon Techniques, what exactly does "Union" mean?

Cooperation?

Reasonable?

Union... Hehuan?

Uh, judging by the system’s usual style, task rewards often have some relation to the task content.

So, could it really be Hehuan!

That... that would get banned for sure.

Cold sweat couldn’t help but emerge from Su Yuan’s forehead.

To protect public order and good customs, it seems this task can only be abandoned.

With a sense of justice, Old Demon Su made a difficult decision to avoid being banned.

But in fact, his heart wasn’t very firm.

Not because of any allure of the Furnace Cauldrons, just regret that he couldn’t complete the collection of the Ten Demon Fingers set.

Demon Technique·Finger Fate, Demon Technique·Finger Spirit, Demon Technique·Finger Weapon, Demon Technique·Finger Body, Demon Technique·Finger Talisman, Demon Technique·Finger Beast, Demon Technique·Finger Technique...

He had already obtained seven of the Ten Demon Fingers series and needed just three more to complete the set.

And now, the eighth Demon Technique appeared before him, albeit accompanied by such an insane task.

He thought he understood the system well enough, but he still overestimated this guy’s bottom line.

Uncompletable task, unclaimable reward, made him feel somewhat regretful.

With this feeling, Su Yuan closed his eyes, preparing to take a nap.

At the Golden Core Stage, he certainly didn’t need sleep, but sleep had become a hobby and diversion, like eating, and an effective way to relieve mental fatigue.

But just then, Su Yuan’s phone suddenly vibrated.

Who would call him so late?

Su Yuan opened his eyes unhappily and took the phone in front of him.

But seeing the contact name displayed on the phone, his furrowed brows immediately relaxed.

Chen Nuoyi.

Su Yuan lightly swiped the answer button and asked, a bit puzzled:

"Nuoyi, so late, why are you calling me all of a sudden?"

"Night raid me."

"Okay... cough cough, wait, what did you just say?"

Hearing the shocking words from the girl on the other end of the phone, Su Yuan almost choked on his own saliva.

Realizing her words might be inappropriate, Chen Nuoyi awkwardly explained:

"What I meant was, use your ’Night Raid Must Succeed’ divine technique to come to my room, I... I have something to discuss with you."

Oh, so that’s what it is. You should’ve said so earlier, gave me a scare.

Su Yuan let out a relieved sigh.

With a thought, ’Night Raid Must Succeed’ was activated.

Target locked on to the blue-haired girl in the next room, teleportation within a hundred meters, unobstructed!

In the next instant, Su Yuan, who was originally lying on the bed, appeared in a room filled with warmth and coziness, behind the blue-haired girl.

For Su Yuan to teleport behind her like this, Chen Nuoyi was not unfamiliar at all.

She first placed her phone on the table beside her, then turned to face Su Yuan.

And the way the girl looked at that moment made Su Yuan’s heart skip a beat.

She was wearing a loose white bathrobe, her slightly damp blue hair draped behind her, with all defenses down, exuding a homely feel.

Tiny droplets of water clung to her flawless skin, looking like diamonds under the light, seductive collarbones exposed to the air, with a hint of pink on the visible part of her shoulder.

Seeing Su Yuan’s eyes turn somewhat strange, the girl awkwardly hugged her arms, attempting to change the subject:

"Bathing is like a hobby of mine, I remember when I first moved out, didn’t have money, even the shower gel had to be diluted with water..."

"Cough cough, I used to do that too."

Su Yuan cleared his throat, quickly steering the conversation away, restoring some normalcy to the awkward atmosphere in the room.

"So, what exactly did you want to discuss with me?"

Su Yuan asked seriously.

He guessed Chen Nuoyi had something important to discuss with him, otherwise she would’ve mentioned it over the phone.

The girl slightly turned her head and softly said:

"It’s actually not a big deal, just wanted to tell you face to face."

"Uh, can you come with me tomorrow to visit my mom’s grave? I haven’t been home for two years, kinda miss her."

Hearing this, Su Yuan nodded in realization.

For others, this might not be a big deal, but for Chen Nuoyi, it might be of utmost importance.

Besides... bringing him along to visit the grave?

Felt like a trust.

Su Yuan’s heart warmed a little, nodding he said:

"It wasn’t easy to come back to Taihua City, we should pay respects to your mother, let’s go tomorrow morning."

"Mm."

Confiding her thoughts, the girl let out a big sigh of relief.

Then, she stood there for a while, seeing Su Yuan had nothing more to say, nor did he plan on leaving, she said blushingly:

"I... I called you over just for this, it’s getting late, don’t you think you should go back to sleep?"

Su Yuan didn’t answer immediately, instead, he seemed to realize something, staring at the girl in front of him with a strange look.

Feeling embarrassed by the gaze, plus seeing Su Yuan looked like he didn’t intend to leave, she cautiously said:

"You want to stay in my room? But... but my grandpa is still at home, isn’t that inappropriate?"

Su Yuan: "..."

No, girl, where does your mind go?

There’s such a big guest room, why would I insist on squeezing into your room?

"It’s not about staying in your room, I just suddenly have a small experiment to do, need your coordination, Nuoyi."

Su Yuan cleared his throat and said.

"What experiment?"

Su Yuan: "Uh, you know what qualifies as a zero-distance contact between people?"

Chen Nuoyi: "???"

As a high-intensity internet surfing addict, Chen Nuoyi was no sheltered lady who knew nothing.

Suddenly talking about zero-distance contact, Su Yuan you seriously have issues!

Thinking of that in the cold, are you!

After several seconds of silence, Chen Nuoyi patted Su Yuan’s shoulder:

"Su Yuan, you can ask me such things, but if you say it to other women, you’ll end up inside."

Hearing this, Su Yuan said speechlessly:

"Nuoyi, maybe stop looking at those improper things online, this is a legitimate academic question."

"Nobody said zero-distance contact between genders has to be taboo."

"Huh?"

The blue-haired girl blinked her beautiful eyes, unable to think of another way of zero-distance contact between people.

Chen Nuoyi, oh Chen Nuoyi, even after disconnecting from the internet for so long in the Celestial Law world, it didn’t purify your dirty mind, seems like you’re beyond saving!

Su Yuan extended a finger:

"Nuoyi, please open your mouth a bit, I need to conduct a zero-distance contact experiment... Don’t worry, I washed my hands clean."

Although she didn’t understand why Su Yuan suddenly wanted to do this in the middle of the night, the girl obediently opened her mouth.

A pink tongue and the slick inner lining of her mouth appeared before Su Yuan’s eyes.

Su Yuan took a deep breath, with an apprehensive heart, he extended his finger into the girl’s mouth.

[Task progress: Number of opposite gender zero-distance contacts (1/3)]