When The System Spoils You For No Reason
Chapter 31 - Thirty One
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The air itself shimmered with visible mana, tasting of ozone and raw power. The group materialized in a coordinated flash of light onto a field of crystalline grass that chimed softly underfoot, other hunters blinking into existence around them before scattering like startled birds toward distant glowing landmarks and the promise of hidden treasure.
"You really had to do that," Kai said, his voice tight with residual tension as he scanned their alien surroundings. Above them, the sky swirled with colors that had no business existing.
"What? Are you scared? You really donāt trust me." Zekeās tone was light, but his metallic grey eyes missed nothing.
"You know, for a supposed introvert, you put yourself in a lot of social situations," Jude observed dryly.
"Iām an extroverted introvert. What the educated would call an ambivert." Zeke shrugged, hands tucked into his pockets as if they were strolling through a park. "Iām just lazy and prefer my own space."
"I didnāt know this was a therapy session."
"Youāre a broken soul," Aaron said, grabbing his shoulder with a firm, brotherly squeeze.
"Fuck off."
...
"So where are we going?" Aaron asked, his deep voice cutting through the dungeonās strange melodic ambience.
They all turned toward Zeke with expectant looks.
"What are you looking at me for?"
They stared. Their silence was more demanding than any words.
"Onwards!" He pointed in a random direction.
"What a man child."
...
āSo Zero, all attention is on you.ā
Zeke thought as he ran, the crystalline grass crunching beneath his boots.
{Now you remember me,} Zeroās voice echoed in his mind, dripping with digital sarcasm.
āYeah, I donāt really care for guilt-tripping.ā
{Fuck off.}
{Itās my turn to have a cameo. Been a while.}
āThis is a seriousāwell, semi-seriousāsituation. Donāt start talking to ghosts now.ā
{Ah, he canāt understand our connection.}
{Well, to fuel your chaos: according to normal tropes, itād be best to go toward areas dense with people, seek out thick aura concentrations, and hope for the worst.}
āMakes sense.ā
{But for your developmentāyours and the plotāsāitād be better to use your newly attained gift.}
āHowās that going to help?ā
{Letās pull up the description. Then Iāll walk you through the nuance.}
A shimmering blue interface materialized in Zekeās vision, the text crisp and clear against the surreal backdrop:
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[SSS-Rank Trait: Grand Archmage
Your soul resonates with the fundamental song of magic. You do not merely learn spells; you comprehend the underlying principles of any magic you observe instantaneously. What would take a master mage a century to learn, you grasp in a single breath.
This profound understanding grants you three pillars of power:
Arcane Deconstruction & Genesis: Upon witnessing any spellāa formalized technique for manipulating mana to produce a specific, learnable effectāyou instantly understand its core principles. This allows you to not only replicate it with perfect efficiency but, with focused effort, create new spells within that magical domain or significantly improve upon the original. Learn one water spell, and you can derive the principles for creating tidal waves or mist shields.
Ā· Limitation: This does not apply to Innate Abilities, which are manifestations of oneās soul or unique biology. You cannot replicate Judeās Flame Weaponry or Yeonās Cryo-Volt Dominion with this trait alone.
Mana Sovereignty: Your connection to raw mana is absolute. You bypass the crude "spell-shaping" used by common mages, allowing you to directly sense, manipulate, and weaponize ambient mana with thought alone. You can fire raw mana bolts, form invisible mana shields, and perform feats of telekinesisāall without a formal spell. Your magic power regenerates 500% faster, and you are immune to magical corruption, backlash, or forced mana depletion.]
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This was the trait heād received for saving his friends and completing the mission SAGE had assigned himāoriginally awarded as:
[SS-Rank: Grand Mage
Your talent in magic cannot be surpassed. A one-in-three-thousand-years talent. Learning, understanding, and developing magic is as natural to you as breathing; what would take the average mage a hundred years to learn, you grasp in one.]
Then heād used the trait upgrade card and pushed it to its current form.
He hadnāt received anything from SAGE in the past six months. Hadnāt even thought about the trait until now.
āIt seems cool, but what does magic actually mean here? What about innate abilities?ā
{Why?} Zeroās tone was deliberately obtuse.
āWhatever do you mean?ā
{Why are you not using the brain youāre supposed to have?}
āShut the fuck up and explain.ā
{Magic is different from innate abilities. Innate abilities are like machines programmed to function a certain wayāpowered by mana as their energy source, manifesting in different forms, but ultimately limited.}
{Magic is the raw application of mana. Basically what youād see in your magic-based novels. Non-tower climbers on Earth are almost incapable of using it unless theyāre born with magic-wielding traits.}
{The Grand Archmage trait lets you skip all the basic training theyād need from the tower or veteran mages. If you try applying it, Iām sure youāll coast through as usual.}
āAw, I feel warm hearing your praise.ā
{Shut the fuck up. Itās purely for plot. Not to waste word count.}
āHere we go again.ā
"Hey guys, let me in on the secret!" he called out, waving at no one, voice carrying across the strange landscape.
"Whatās wrong with him?" Kai whispered, eyeing Zekeās behaviour with open suspicion.
"How would I know," Jude replied.
"Heās going through his own version of menopause," Aaron concluded, expression flat as stone.
The three of them murmured among themselves, voices low but carrying in the thin, mana-rich air.
āSo why did you suggest the trait in the first place?ā
{You make the readers feel like they donāt have a smart MC.}
āYou know what, youāre so annoying. You always say the worst things instead of doing your job. You are my virtual assistantāassist me!ā
{Use your mana perception to sense where density gathers. I mentioned it for the clout. Now use it.}
"So, guys!"
Zeke caught himselfāsuddenly aware of their stares burning into him.
"Wait. Why are you looking at me like that?"
They gave him a look that screamed really?
"Hehe." He smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.
They must have seen his act of talking to the āghostsā.
Why canāt I break the fourth wall?.
Zeke groaned mentally.
"Right. So. The plan was to find where people clusterāeasy chaos, easy action." He paused. "But you all came here to grow. I canāt exactly get in the way of that."
He let that sit for a moment, then squared his shoulders.
"So. We find treasures instead. We experience everything this dungeon has to offer."
A wide, entirely unrepentant grin spread across his face.
"And if Iām truly the MC, the young masters will come find me themselves."
With that, he turned and marched forward, his trench coat catching the otherworldly breeze.
{This Chapter was just for me to pad the word count.}
āStfu.ā